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Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Dimension Hops:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Towns Built:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Enchantments Applied:	119
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Farms Harvested:	900
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Chimeras Created:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	131
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Potions Brewed:	87
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Animals Bred:	70	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Towns Built:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3011	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	511

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!

Lost & Found Funhouse

apartment building, Cartier ring, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, ethical dilemma, found items, funhouse, honest intentions, Interaction, Jewellery, Lost, lost and found, lost item, misunderstanding, moral dilemma, returning items, returning lost items, social etiquette, student apartment complex, valuable items

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Villages Defended:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magic Items Found:	7100
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Just like the girl who lost her ring, our players are always causing a scene and making outrageous demands.

Join us and experience the thrill of returning lost items in a virtual world, where you can lock your door and run to grab the item while someone screams at you from the other side. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of drama on our server?

So if you’re looking for a server where every interaction is a rollercoaster ride of emotions, join us now! Just remember, size three gold Cartier rings are not included in the game.