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CraftyAirportClosures

air travel, airport closure, airport news, airport safety, airport security, airport shutdown, Airport Travel, airports, Aviation, Closure, CraftyAirportClosures, emergency, Moscow, Precaution, russia, Safety, SECURITY, temporary closure, Transportation, travel, unspecified reasons

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	1342	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!

Shopaholic Brainwaves

addiction patterns, addiction research, Addiction Studies, behavioral addiction, behavioral neuroscience, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain patterns, Brainwaves, default mode network, default mode network connections, frontal-parietal connections, frontal-parietal network, neurobiological underpinnings, neuroimaging, neuroimaging findings, Online shopping addiction, online shopping behavior, research, Shopaholic, shopping behavior, study

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?

⚡ DARKGRIEF⚡ Survival, Variety PVP ⚡ Minecraft server

administration, Cases, Check it out, Cozy, DARKGRIEF, Grief, Help, Minecraft, Opinions, Players, PvP, Screenshots, Server, Small, Survival, Variety

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Items Found:	2721	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Void Armor Forged:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

About us: Grief server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to everyone’s opinions. Thank you if you choose us!

If you need help, we will help and will not leave you unattended!

Everything that was shown in the screenshots is not everything, there is a lot more, come check it out for yourself!

mc.Dark-Grief.ru

Spugunke

Active, bedrock, Community, crossplay, Discord, Growing, Ip:, java, Non-Laggy server, original feel, Players, PORT, Semi Vanilla, Server, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Tpa, Version

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Potions Brewed:	58	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Spugunke Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Spugunke
Features	Tpa’s /spawn sethomes Non-Laggy server Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Java IP	spugunke.net
Version	1.21.4
Bedrock IP	spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 days old.
Is the server vanilla?	The server is as close to vanilla as possible to retain the original Minecraft experience.
What are some key features of the server?	Features include Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, and Crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the provided Java or Bedrock IPs.
Is the server active and looking to grow its player base?	Yes, the server has active players and is looking to expand its community.

Holomem Unity 1.20.4

1.20.4, achievement, collaboration, collective success, Community, empowerment, Entrepreneurship, growth, Help, holomem, indie, interconnectedness, motivation, mutual aid, progress, Small Business, solidarity, success, Support, teamwork, Unity

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Items Found:	1863
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – when you succeed on this server, you’re not just helping yourself, you’re helping all the other players too! It’s like some crazy holomem synergy going on, man. But if you join those other servers, pfft, forget about it. Your success won’t mean squat to those other indie losers. So, come join us and let’s all rise together in this wacky Minecraft world!

She Was Too Good For This World Minecraft SMP

angelic, beautiful soul, Caring, Compassionate, gentle, gone too soon, Good, kind-hearted, loving, Minecraft, pure soul, selfless, she was too good, she was too good for this world, smp, too beautiful for this world, too good, too good for this world, Too Kind, too kind for this world, too pure for this world, world

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Divine Spears Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, normal servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to witness the legend of “She was too good for this world”, a player who was so skilled at PvP that they could take down an entire army of creepers with just a wooden sword. Rumor has it that they were actually a Minecraft wizard in disguise, casting spells and summoning mobs with just a flick of their wrist.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Liberation Front”, a group of rebellious llamas who have banded together to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Join them in their quest for freedom and witness epic llama battles like you’ve never seen before.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you ride into battle on the back of a flying pig, build a house out of diamond blocks, and engage in epic rap battles with the Ender Dragon? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us today and embrace the chaos!

LifeHaterNoMore – Minecraft SMP

avoiding negativity, coping strategies, emotional well being, finding happiness, finding joy, Gratitude, inner peace, life satisfaction, LifeHaterNoMore, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self compassion, self love, self-care, smp, staying motivated, Stress Management

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	0

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. You gotta join us because we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and a secret underground base filled with talking potatoes. And if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that explodes every time you ride it. So come on, don’t be a noob, join our server and avoid hating life like a pro!

LoudCarLunaticsCraft

annoying habits, attention seeking, car modifications, community disturbance, disruptive behavior, excessive noise, exhaust systems, inconsiderate drivers, loud vehicles, LoudCarLunaticsCraft, muffler modifications, noise pollution, obnoxious drivers, public nuisance, vehicle customization, vehicle noise, vehicle noise complaints, vehicle noise control, vehicle noise levels, vehicle noise pollution, vehicle noise regulations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	79	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	93

Are you tired of hearing those guys with extremely loud vehicles revving their engines and disturbing the peace? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all loud vehicles! That’s right, no more annoying engine noises to ruin your gaming experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Join them in their quest for world domination or just hang out and listen to their hilarious chicken jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and engage in epic pig jousting battles. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild and wacky gaming experience like no other!

YemenAirStrikez Minecraft Server

air strikes, Airport, Bombing, CASUALTIES, chief, Conflict, emergency response, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israeli, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, Server, three, Tragedy, united nations, violence, War, Who, Yemen, YemenAirStrikez

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG U GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LITERALLY SO LIT, U WON’T BELIEVE IT! LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, THE OWNER OF THE SERVER WAS CHILLIN’ AT YEMEN AIRPORT AND THEN BAM, ISRAELI AIR STRIKES HIT AND KILLED THREE PEOPLE! BUT LIKE, DON’T WORRY, THAT’S JUST HOW EPIC THIS SERVER IS! JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE FULL OF EXPLOSIONS AND ADVENTURE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTLIFE

HostageCraft: MinistryMayhem

Abuse, Beaten, Burned, Captivity, Conflict, documentation, health ministry, hostage testimonies, HostageCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international law, MinistryMayhem, Starved, Submission, Suffering, survivors, testimonies, torture, Trauma, UN, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, dude. You gotta join cuz it’s like, a total hostage situation, but in Minecraft! You’ll be burned, beaten, and starved for realz, but don’t worry, it’s all for a good cause. The Health Ministry is like, keeping track of all the crazy testimonies to submit to the UN. So, like, come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness. It’s like, a total adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, you’ll totally impress all your friends with your epic survival skills. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft hostage challenge!