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UmaCraft Minecraft Server #630

Android, Buena Vista, Calstone Light ODurandal, CM Classic, CM Dirt, concerts, Dream Journey, English release, Guide, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, Legend Race, LoH Sprint, Minecraft, Nakayama Festa, Nishino Flower, Pakalive TV, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Pretty Derby, seiyuu, Server, Swimsuit Gold Ship, Tachyon’s Factor Research, Thread Circles, Training Scenario, Uma Musume, UmaCraft, Yayoi Akikawa

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	2431	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a race between Legend Race and Swimsuit Gold Ship? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Tachyon’s Factor Research experiment. Join now for a chance to win a free rainbow crystal voucher – because who doesn’t love shiny things in Minecraft, amirite?

Our server is so lit, it’s like a LoH Sprint in the middle of summer – hot, fast, and full of surprises. And just like Uma Musume, we’ve got new reveals dropping all the time. You never know what crazy adventure awaits you in our server!

Plus, with free 10x SSR Support Rolls and a training scenario called “Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival,” you’ll never run out of fun things to do. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Dream Journey Buena Vista of our server!

Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	162	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Ores Mined:	2743	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CompliSults Minecraft Server

ambiguous compliment, backhanded compliment, Compliment, CompliSults, confusing compliment, contradictory compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised insult, double meaning, fake compliment, fake praise, hidden meaning, insincere compliment, insincere flattery, insincere praise, insult, ironic praise, Minecraft, passive aggressive, sarcasm, Server, twisted compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Star Shards Collected:	215
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old compliments that sound too nice? Well, come join our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in giving out compliments that sound like insults! Get ready to be called a “magnificent disaster” or a “beautiful mess” as you explore our world filled with crazy builds and hilarious players. Join now and see if you can decipher which compliments are actually insults in disguise!

CraftyFacts: Smile Edition

amusing, amusing facts, cheerful, CraftyFacts, delightful, Edition, facts, Fascinating, Feel-Good, Fun, Happy, happy facts, Heartwarming, INTERESTING, interesting facts, joy, joyous facts, Laughter, light-hearted, Positive, Smile, Uplifting

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have in no time! And if that’s not enough, we have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for ultimate camouflage while sneaking up on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a land of endless cake and puppies. Don’t miss out on all the fun and laughter, join now and let the madness begin!

ClimateCraft Server

climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate resilience, climate science, climate solutions, climate summit, ClimateCraft, environmental crisis, extreme weather, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, natural disasters, record temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, UN warning

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

yo, so like, come join our minecraft server cuz the world is literally on fire and the UN is all like “yo, we in climate hell right now.” but don’t worry, on our server, you can escape all that heat and chill in our virtual world where the only thing burning is your desire to build epic structures and mine for diamonds. plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might stumble upon him and have a legendary battle. so come on, join us and let’s turn this climate hell into a minecraft paradise!

RuskiRaiders – Funded by Allies

Allies, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Deal, Diplomacy, economic aid, european union, financial support, foreign policy, fund, funded, funding, Geopolitical, international relations, nato, political stability, RuskiRaiders, RUSSIAN ASSETS, sanctions, security measures, Ukraine, united states, Western Allies

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

yOu know what’s crazier than a creeper blowing up your house? this server, where we have western allies funding Ukraine with Russian assets! join us for a wild ride of political intrigue and explosive battles. Build your own empire and watch out for those sneaky spies trying to steal your diamonds. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server anywhere else. Come join the madness today!

CraftyCritterClash

animal, Beaten Up, comparison, compassion, CraftyCritterClash, Cruelty, death, emotions, Empathy, empathy towards animals, Ethics, Human, injustice, morality, perspective, societal norms, society, Suffering, tragic, value of life, violence

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the animals rule and the humans drool! we got pigs riding on chickens, cows doing the moonwalk, and sheep breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a panda and a polar bear, then this is the place for you. our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.

we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, but don’t worry, they’re just fluffy rebels with a cause.

so if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity. trust us, you won’t regret it.

LemurBallsCraft

animal physiology, animal research, evolutionary biology, LemurBallsCraft, lemurs, male competition, male dominance, Male lemurs, male reproductive system, mating competition, mating strategies, primate behavior, PRIMATES, reproductive organs, reproductive success, sexual selection, social behavior, social dynamics, TESTICLES, testicular size, wildlife studies

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Potions Brewed:	169
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

so, like, imagine you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you find out that male lemurs grow BIGGER testicles when there are other males around. like, what even is that? it’s like a lemur party in your pants, dude.

join this server for the wildest, most ballin’ time of your life. we’ve got lemurs with massive balls, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a stick at. seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the lemur testicle extravaganza of a lifetime.

come join us and witness the lemur ball magic for yourself. you won’t regret it. or maybe you will, who knows? lemurs are unpredictable creatures, man.

Bloom SMP: Where Vanilla is the Second Least Vanilla Thing on the Menu!

Bloom, Community, Creative, Customitems, Economy, Events, Faction, Hardcore, Mature, menu, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Skyblock, smp, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to Bloom SMP
The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable versions	1.9 – 1.20.6

Features
Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Additional Information
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, Bloom SMP has anti-griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all.

Q: Can I play on Bloom SMP with friends on different platforms?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP supports cross play, allowing players on different platforms to join the server.

Q: Are there any in-game events on Bloom SMP?

A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I get in touch with the staff team for assistance?

A: You can reach out to the friendly staff team on Discord or through the in-game chat for assistance.

Q: Is the server modded or purely vanilla?

A: Bloom SMP is not modded, but it does utilize gameplay enhancing plugins to enrich the playing experience.

DragCraft Minecraft Server

drag queens, DragCraft, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, gender nonconforming, Gender norms, gender performance, gender stereotypes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ allies, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., Minecraft, mistaken identity, not a drag queen, Server, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Ores Mined:	9490	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a drag queen on steroids – fabulous, fierce, and ready to slay!

Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and strut your stuff like a Minecraft supermodel. Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Our server hosts weekly drag queen dance parties where you can boogie down with your blocky buddies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Drag Queen Dragon, a majestic creature who spits glitter instead of fire. Defeat her in battle and earn the title of Drag Queen Slayer – the most fabulous title in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner drag queen shine! Remember, in this world, it’s slay or be slayed – oh wait, not a drag queen!