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MorningMineGuiltyPleasure SMP

Breakfast, coffee, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure drink, guilty pleasure food, guilty pleasure snack, indulgence, morning comfort, morning cravings, morning delight, morning habits, morning indulgence, morning joy, morning luxury, morning pick-me-up, morning routine, MorningMineGuiltyPleasure, pampering, Relaxation, self-care, smp, treat yourself

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Are you tired of waking up and facing the same old boring routine in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner craziness!

Join us for a morning ‘guilty pleasure’ like no other – instead of sipping on a boring cup of coffee, why not start your day by riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava? Or maybe you prefer to start your day by pranking your fellow players with exploding chickens disguised as gifts? The possibilities are endless in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and start your mornings off with a bang! Who knows what hilarious antics and crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind server. Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously!

Grammarnauts: LOL at native speaker fails!

Communication, English, Fails, grammar, grammar errors, grammar mistakes, grammar pet peeves, grammar police, grammar rules, Grammarnauts, Language, language learning, language usage, linguistics, lol, mistake, native, native speaker, Nazis, Punctuation, Speaker, speaking, Spelling, Syntax, Writing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Towns Built:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of being surrounded by grammar Nazis who constantly correct your every word? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the chaos of language! Join us and revel in the glory of typos, misspellings, and run-on sentences galore. Our community of linguistic rebels will have you ROFLing with their creative interpretations of the English language. So come on, join the fun and let your grammar go wild! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the true art of communication (or lack thereof)!

DonetskDestruction: Minecraft Mayhem

aggression, battle, Ceasefire, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Donetsk region, DonetskDestruction, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, occupation, Russian forces, separatists, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

come join our epic minecraft server where we re-create this intense battle between russian and ukraine forces in donetsk region! fight for your faction and help push back the enemy or join the chaos and cause mayhem!

we have custom weapons like exploding potatoes and laser swords, plus you can ride on giant chickens into battle!

our admins are like real-life superheroes, always there to help you out and make sure you’re having a blast.

so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyLanguageDNA

ancient DNA, ancient populations, archaeological evidence, CraftyLanguageDNA, cultural evolution, dispersion of languages, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, historical migration, human history, human migration patterns, language evolution, language families, linguistic diversity, linguistics, new study, population genetics, sheds light, study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Farms Harvested:	537	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover the secrets of lost civilizations! dig up buried treasure and battle mythical creatures as you journey through time and space.

our server is like a time machine, transporting you to different eras where you can interact with dinosaurs, knights, and even aliens!

we have custom-built worlds filled with hidden quests and challenges that will test your skills and bravery. plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help you on your adventures.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and be a part of this mind-blowing experience!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

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CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chimeras Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	4406	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.