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HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Beach, civil liberties, control, controversy, cultural norms, enforce, escalates, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, public spaces, religious freedom, SECURITY, Server, Social Issues, Surveillance, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz we got more police than Iran has on their beaches! We got 7,000 police officers making sure everyone wears a hijab in the game. It’s like a fashion show meets a police state, but in Minecraft! Plus, our admins are like ninjas, always lurking in the shadows ready to ban anyone who breaks the rules. So come join us and experience the thrill of being watched by more cops than a beach in Iran!

CraftyUkraine700

assistance package, bilateral cooperation, CraftyUkraine700, crisis response, Diplomacy, economic assistance, european politics, european union, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, France, government funding, infrastructure support, international relations, Investment, long-term commitment, Partnership, reconstruction efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

u know what else is critical infrastructure support? JOINING our MINECRAFT server! we got diamonds for days, like way more than $700 million worth. ukraine aint got nothin on us. plus, our admins are like french royalty, they’ll treat u like a king or queen or whatever u wanna be. come build ur own eiffel tower or something, idk just join and have a blast. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and diamonds and french admins, then maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun and diamonds and french admins? not me, that’s for sure. so come on, what r u waiting for? JOIN NOW!

PumpStopperCraft

budget constraints, budgeting, cost of living, economic impact, Expenses, financial challenges, financial strain, fuel consumption, fuel costs, fuel economy, gas prices, gas pump, gas station, inflation, money management, precise filling, price increases, pump control, PumpStopperCraft, rising prices

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	338	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of struggling to stop the gas pump on the exact number you want? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical gas station where the pump stops on the perfect number every single time! Join us and never worry about overpaying for gas again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of gas pump whisperers who can communicate with the pumps and make them stop on any number you desire. Want to stop at $20.69 exactly? Done. How about $4.20? Easy peasy. Join us and unlock the power of the gas pump whisperers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can predict the future. Want to know if you’ll find diamonds in your next mining expedition? Just ask Larry! He may spit in your face, but his predictions are never wrong.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience the gas pump perfection, gas pump whisperers, and psychic llama like never before! It’s gonna be a gas-tastic time, trust us!

CraftySTIHideout

committed relationship, Communication, CraftySTIHideout, Disclosure, health, hidden STI, Honesty, lack of disclosure, Prevention, quality sex education, relationship dynamics, RESPONSIBILITY, safe sex, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual partners, sexually transmitted infection, std, STI, stigma, Trust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Potions Brewed:	77	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WACKY SHENANIGANS? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER!

WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A BARREL OF MONKEYS ON A TRAMPOLINE! OUR COMMUNITY IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS!

JOIN US AND EXPLORE OUR INSANE WORLDS FILLED WITH GIANT CHICKENS, TALKING CREEPERS, AND SECRET TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE ALSO HAVE EPIC BATTLES AGAINST ZOMBIE LLAMAS AND EVIL SQUID BOSSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! AND REMEMBER, WHAT HAPPENS IN OUR SERVER, STAYS IN OUR SERVER! WINK WINK 😉🤫🤪

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, chinks, collectivist, commie activists, Commies, Competition, Degenerates, envy, Frustration, Humanity, individual strength, inferiority complex, leftist wimps, Minecraft, rusniggers, Server, shitskins, strength in numbers, turd worlders, West, White civilization, white culture, white people

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	361053
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125
Star Shards Collected:	114	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of being hated on by turd worlders, commie activists, and other inferior beings? Join our Minecraft server and bask in the glory of White culture and civilization! We are the enlightened ones, the driving force of humanity, and the constant reminder to those who envy us of what they can never achieve.

On our server, you can build magnificent structures, conquer lands, and show those who despise us what true superiority looks like. We welcome all White individuals who want to join us in our quest to dominate the Minecraft world and crush our enemies with our collective strength.

So come on, join us and let’s show the world what true power and greatness really mean. And remember, on our server, White is always right!

VARmadness Minecraft Server

club, complaining, controversy, decision, Drama, EFL, English Football League, football, irony, Keep, Kek, legal action, Mad irony, Minecraft, Nottingham Forest, Server, Soccer, sports, Technology, VAR, VARmadness, video assistant referee, voted

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	6759	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more twists and turns than a Nottingham Forest VAR controversy. Join us if you want to be part of a community that can’t make up their minds about anything – one minute we’re threatening legal action, the next we’re embracing the madness of VAR. Who knows what crazy decisions we’ll make next? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unpredictability, just like a Forest fan watching a game with VAR involved. So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about! Just don’t be surprised if things get a little VAR-crazy along the way.

PlateClearerMC

aita, dining customs, dining etiquette, dining experience, dining habits, dining out, empty plate, Etiquette, PlateClearerMC, polite behavior, proper behavior, restaurant customs, restaurant etiquette, restaurants, server etiquette, server interruptions, Servers, social expectations, social norms, table manners

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	650
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even the plates are given proper etiquette? Look no further! Our server is so polite, even the virtual servers won’t take your plate until everyone at the table is done eating.

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where your virtual manners will be put to the test. Don’t be rude and let the servers take your plate too soon, or risk facing the wrath of your fellow players. Who knew Minecraft could teach you proper dining etiquette?

So come join us on this server where even the plates have feelings, and remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a dining experience!

“OhShitCraft” Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, blunder, consequences, cringe, disbelief, EMBARRASSING, error, faux pas, Guilt, Minecraft, mistake, Oh No!, OhShitCraft, Panic, realization, regret, regretful, remorse, Server, shame, shock, Trouble

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of chaos and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers into your meticulously crafted castle, or if you enjoy the challenge of trying to survive in a world where the laws of physics seem to have taken a vacation.

Our server is perfect for adrenaline junkies who thrive on the unexpected. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps, or find yourself in a battle against a giant zombie chicken (yes, that’s a thing here).

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a “oh shit what have I done now” moment every five minutes, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

CraftyCouplesChallenges

Adversity, Commitment, Communication, compassion, coping mechanisms, CraftyCouplesChallenges, difficult times, emotional pain, Empathy, Hardship, Heartache, long term relationship, love, partner struggles, patience, personal growth, relationship challenges, resilience, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Potions Brewed:	155
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Animals Bred:	146
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197

Are you tired of watching your partner struggle with basic Minecraft tasks like building a house or finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where your partner will have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, ride pigs through a lava parkour course, and even battle a giant zombie chicken boss! Watch as they scream in frustration and laugh in delight as they conquer the craziest challenges our server has to offer. So why wait? Join now and give your partner the ultimate Minecraft experience they’ll never forget!

GayCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Dagestan, Dagestan police, discrimination, entrap, entrap gay men, entrapment, entrapment by police, entrapment online, forced, Gay Men, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, ONLINE, online entrapment, Police, provider, Russian, Russian provider, Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Enchantments Applied:	127
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Emeralds Found:	1398	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then, outta nowhere, you find out that it’s actually run by a russian adult content provider who got caught up in some crazy scheme with the dagestan police to trap gay men online! like, what even is that?!

but wait, it gets even crazier! they’re like, “join our server for the most insane adventures and mind-blowing challenges!” like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness, amirite?!

so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s got more drama than a soap opera, then this is the place for you! join now and see what wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of minecraft madness!