painter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

V I N C E N T – M I N E C R A F T – S E R V E R

#expressionism, art history, art movement, artist, artistic genius, creativity, Dutch artist, emotional turmoil, famous artist, iconic paintings, mental health, Modern art, painter, post-impressionism, self portrait, starry night, Sunflowers, troubled artist, Vincent, Vincent Van Gogh

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	277
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to Vincent’s wacky world of wonder!

Join us on this server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have been genetically modified to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But that’s not all! Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. And watch out for our mischievous villagers who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties in the town square.

So why wait? Join Vincent’s Minecraft server today for a wild ride of ridiculousness and pure hilarity!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Dragons Tamed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

TapeCrafters United

ARTISTRY, Assessment, attention to detail, comparison, Craftsmanship, Evaluation, Expertise, judgment, Masking tape, Measurement, painter, Performance, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, skill, Standards, TapeCrafters, Technique, Tools, United, width

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

haha yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where da painters be judged by da width of their masking tape! like, who even knew dat was a thing, right?! but like, trust me, it’s da realest deal on dis server.

we got painters out here flexin’ their tape skills like it’s a dang olympic sport. dem tape lines be straighter than a ruler, i swear! and if you ain’t impressin’ with yo tape game, you ain’t makin’ it in dis server, fam.

but wait, there’s more! we got pigs flyin’, chickens dancin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a whole circus up in here, i tell ya! you ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before.

so come on down, join da fun, and show off yo tape skills. who knows, you might just become da picasso of minecraft masking tape. ain’t no server like dis one, i promise you dat!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Potions Brewed:	167
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	6527
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	248
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	3405
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	138741
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Farms Harvested:	441
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Emeralds Found:	4023
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Star Shards Collected:	138	Zombie Dances:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8061	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!