🔥painter Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

V I N C E N T – M I N E C R A F T – S E R V E R

#expressionism, art history, art movement, artist, artistic genius, creativity, Dutch artist, emotional turmoil, famous artist, iconic paintings, mental health, Modern art, painter, post-impressionism, self portrait, starry night, Sunflowers, troubled artist, Vincent, Vincent Van Gogh

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2774
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6971
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to Vincent’s wacky world of wonder!

Join us on this server where pigs fly, literally! Our pigs have been genetically modified to sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

But that’s not all! Our diamond ore is actually made of chocolate, so you can mine and snack at the same time. And watch out for our mischievous villagers who have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties in the town square.

So why wait? Join Vincent’s Minecraft server today for a wild ride of ridiculousness and pure hilarity!

WeddingPortraitDrama

aita, Argument, Beautiful, Deposit, Friend, Friends, gross, huge boobs, leg, one year anniversary gift, painter, Petty, photos, Portrait, realist painting, reference, refusing to pay, sexualized, skin, SPLIT, TOTAL, wedding dress, wedding outfits, wedding portrait, WeddingPortraitDrama

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7320
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Crops Grown:	4221
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a masterpiece painted by a talented artist…well, kind of.

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world where anything is possible! Just like how the painter in this story transformed a simple portrait into a scandalous masterpiece, our server will transform your gaming experience into something unforgettable.

Who needs realistic paintings of people when you can have unrealistic adventures in our Minecraft world? And don’t worry, we promise not to sexualize your character like the painter did in this story…unless you want us to, of course (just kidding, we’re not that kind of server).

So come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server! Just remember, if you don’t like what you see, you can always blame it on the painter…or the server admin, we won’t judge.

TapeCrafters United

ARTISTRY, Assessment, attention to detail, comparison, Craftsmanship, Evaluation, Expertise, judgment, Masking tape, Measurement, painter, Performance, Precision, PROFESSIONAL, Quality, skill, Standards, TapeCrafters, Technique, Tools, United, width

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Items Found:	7215	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

haha yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where da painters be judged by da width of their masking tape! like, who even knew dat was a thing, right?! but like, trust me, it’s da realest deal on dis server.

we got painters out here flexin’ their tape skills like it’s a dang olympic sport. dem tape lines be straighter than a ruler, i swear! and if you ain’t impressin’ with yo tape game, you ain’t makin’ it in dis server, fam.

but wait, there’s more! we got pigs flyin’, chickens dancin’, and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. it’s a whole circus up in here, i tell ya! you ain’t never seen minecraft like dis before.

so come on down, join da fun, and show off yo tape skills. who knows, you might just become da picasso of minecraft masking tape. ain’t no server like dis one, i promise you dat!

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

accountant, Actor, Bartender, Chef, comedian, dj, Doctor, Event Planner, graphic designer, Lawyer, Minecraft, musician, painter, personal trainer, photographer, salesperson, Server, social media manager, Teacher, TipsyCraft, uber driver, Video editor, Writer

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Animals Bred:	109

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can stumble your way to success in the most hilarious way possible! Join us and discover the only place where being drunk can actually help you excel – Minecraft!

Imagine mining for diamonds while slurring your words and building intricate structures with the precision of a tipsy architect. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their skills while under the influence – because who needs sobriety when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate drunken Minecraft master. Just remember, the more you drink, the better you build! Cheers to that!

Crafty Dictators Minecraft Server – Build your empire with Hitler and Stalin!

Alan Hiller, attractiveness, BUILD, bumble, Crafty, dating app, dictators, Empire, Gay Men, GRINDR, hinge, hitler, Joseph Starvin, London, Los Angeles, Men, messages, Minecraft, mustaches, new york city, painter, Secretary, Server, STALIN, Tinder, Toronto, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will answer life’s most burning questions? Look no further than our server, where we debate the age-old question: Who’s hotter, Hitler or Stalin?

Join our server and embark on a quest to determine the most attractive dictator in history. We’ve set up dating profiles for both men in cities across the globe, and the results are shocking!

Alan Hiller, the sexy painter, and Joseph Starvin, the sultry secretary, have captured the hearts of thousands on dating apps like Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, and Grindr. Women can’t get enough of Joseph, while men are swooning over Alan.

So, if you want to be part of this wild experiment and find out which dictator reigns supreme in the looks department, join our server now! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

PsychoCraft: High Times & Shrinkin’ Markets

addiction, Annual, Cannabis, criminal, drug report, Drugs, enforcement, Global, hallucinogens, health, HIGH, illicit market, Justice, legalization, Marijuana, Markets, policy, psychedelic, PsychoCraft, Renaissance, Shrinkin, substance abuse, Times, trends, UN

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

OMG u gotta join dis server, it’s like the UN of Minecraft but with a twist! We got weed everywhere cuz the UN said it’s cool now, so come join our psychedelic renaissance and shrink the illicit market with us! We’re like the cool kids on the block, but with blocks…Minecraft blocks, that is. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride, cuz things are about to get lit up in here!

MosquitoCraft: Bite-Free Zone!

biological alteration, BiteFree, disease prevention, ecosystem conservation, ecosystem preservation, environmental impact, genetic alteration, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetic modification of mosquitoes, human health, insect bites, insect vectors, mosquito control, mosquito eradication, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquito-borne illnesses, MosquitoCraft, mosquitoes, public health, vector-borne diseases, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have biologicaly altered mosquitoes that can’t bite humans! imagine the chaos of a world without itchy bug bites! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons! and get this, our admin once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers! so come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dimension Hops:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	293	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragon Scales Harvested:	257
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Villages Defended:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Farms Harvested:	229

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

ANNOYING, attendees, Best Friend, bombshell, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, demure, dress, frivolous problem, full glam, hailey, inserts, maid of honor, Old Hollywood glam, red, RedHotBridesmaid, ruby lips, Selena, Sexy, upstage, Wedding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

InstantLingo Minecraft Server

foreign language, instant learning, InstantLingo, language acquisition, language acquisition process, Language Choice, language fluency, language learning, language learning apps, language learning resources, language learning software, language learning strategies, language learning techniques, language learning tips, language mastery, language preference, language proficiency, language selection, language skills, language study, Minecraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Potions Brewed:	72	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger, education, empowerment, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influential, inspiration, learning, life changing, life lessons, mentor, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, Role Model, Support, Teacher, transformation

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen!