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PreggoCraft – DitchingTrips

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t involve risking your unborn child to Zika virus? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual fun in a world where the only thing you’ll be birthing is your creativity. Plus, no need to worry about non-refundable hotel rooms or plane tickets – just log on and let the fun begin! Who needs the Maldives when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you?

NoRegretsPlayinMC

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Void Armor Forged:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111

Remember that time you accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire while trying to cook a marshmallow with a flamethrower? Well, imagine that level of chaos and excitement but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world where anything is possible.

Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build a castle made entirely out of TNT, or engage in epic battles with a horde of zombie chickens. Our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous and unforgettable adventures of your Minecraft life! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy…just in case.

FireCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Potions Brewed:	92
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension Hops:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

come join our minecraft server where things are so lit, you might just set yourself on fire like this guy in japan! but don’t worry, our staff are trained to handle any fiery situations that may arise. in fact, they’re so good at putting out fires, they might just put out the fire in your heart and make you fall in love with our server. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where crazy things happen like this? it’s like a real-life soap opera, but in minecraft form. so come on down and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperAttack

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well this server is like, the bomb dot com, literally. we have explosions happening every 5 minutes, just for funsies.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items in the game? like, we got diamonds for days, yo. but be careful, cuz there are creepers down there too.

oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that u can ride around on and breathe fire on all the other players. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this epic adventure and see if u can survive the chaos. but like, no pressure or anything. just be prepared for some serious fun.

CocoaCraft: Heart-Healthy Fun!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can munch on cocoa like a boss and become invincible! cocoa extract capsules will give you superpowers and protect you from all the baddies in the game. your total cholesterol will be like, “nah, i’m good” and your blood glucose will be like, “i got this.” join us and dominate the game with the power of cocoa!

WitchSMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Discover the Magic: Dive into WitchSMP

Welcome to WitchSMP, where survival meets magic in the most enchanting SMP adventure on Minecraft 1.20!

Picture this: A world with magic wands bring a whole new dimension to your gameplay. Levitation wand? Check. Repulsion wand? Double-check. Magnetic wand? You bet. The possibilities are as endless as your imagination.

But wait, there’s more! Say hello to impulse grenades – a game-changer that adds a whole lot of fun to the mix.

Wander through our beautifully crafted spawn area, a simple village design that’s anything but ordinary. Encounter various NPCs scattered across different villages, each serving a unique purpose. It’s a world where surprises await at every turn!

And here’s the real kicker – every 7 minutes, a mysterious crate appears randomly in the survival world. Brace yourselves because you and your fellow players will be notified, and the coordinates will be at your fingertips! What lies within? Crate keys, my friends! Use them to unlock other crates filled with special items, weapons, armor, and of course, more magic wands.

Engage in a thriving in-game economy with our server shop, conveniently managed by an NPC in one of the villages. Buy and sell items with ease through a user-friendly GUI. Looking for a more competitive edge? Head to the auction NPC, where you can list your items and let the bidding wars begin!

Ready for the adventure of a lifetime? Join us at WitchEar.com and let the magic unfold! Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie, there’s a place for everyone in our enchanting SMP world.

Connect now, survive, thrive, and let the gaming magic begin!

IP Address: witchsmp.com

witchsmp.com

Bob’s Vanilla SMP 1.21: No spices, just salt. Join the salty fun now!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Number of Players	Small group
Server Progress	Not far progressed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the SMP?	Please fill out a short application in the discord server: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J
Is there a specific age requirement to join?	No, all players are welcome as long as they follow the server rules.
Are there any banned items or mods?	Yes, we have a list of banned items and mods to ensure fair gameplay. You can find the list in the discord server.
Can I invite my friends to join the SMP?	Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends, but they will also need to fill out the application in the discord server.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magic Items Found:	8916	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and fiery challenges.

Imagine a world where you can team up with a talking llama to conquer dungeons and battle dragons. Yes, you heard that right – talking llamas!

But that’s not all, we also have a special event called “Summertide Scales and Tales” where you can collect magical items and uncover hidden treasures until August 28th.

Our current character banner features Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – each with their own unique abilities that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner with the Verdict Claymore and Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword – they’re so powerful, they can slice through diamond like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the redeemable codes GENSHINGIFT and DUOIMPACT to unlock exclusive rewards. Trust us, once you enter our world, you’ll never want to leave!

Season 2 When? Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	391293
Ores Mined:	1440	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of blocky madness!

Join us for Season 2, where the zombies have learned how to breakdance and the creepers have formed a boy band. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens are wearing sunglasses and strutting their stuff like they’re on a catwalk!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the secret enchanted potato hidden deep within our server, you’ll gain the ability to fly on a pig while shooting fireballs out of your nose. Yeah, you heard that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a season of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Sugar Rush Craft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	918260	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	200
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	242
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

LOLZ come join our minecraft server, where we have more surprises than finding 4 tons of cocaine in a sugar shipment from Belgium to Paraguay!

Our server is so lit, it will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. We have epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on a crazy adventure, just like the time when a creeper exploded and turned a whole village into a disco party!

Join us and build the most insane creations, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit. The possibilities are endless, just like the time when a player accidentally spawned a dragon in the middle of a pig farm!

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next, maybe even a herd of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas! Let’s get crafting, baby!