paint jokes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TartanStripedCraft

creative pranks, DIY pranks, funny pranks, future inventions, humor, paint hoax, paint humor, paint innovation, paint jokes, paint pranks, paint technology, Practical Jokes, prank, striped design, striped paint, striped pattern, tartan design, tartan paint, tartan pattern, TartanStripedCraft

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT!!! yep, you heard right, paint that is tartan AND striped. imagine the possibilities, you can paint your house like a rainbow threw up on it.

but wait, there’s more! we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, dancing creepers that drop disco balls, and a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

join us now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever created. who needs reality when you can have TARTAN/STRIPED PAINT?!?!

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CraftyHostageTruceDeal

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageTruceDeal, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian, peace agreement, peace talks, political deadlock, political negotiations, political tension, truce deal

So, like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And, like, one time, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with a carrot on a stick. And, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance party that happens every Friday night at the pixelated disco club. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

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New Server IP
ByoneWorldMC

ALTARS, bedrock, boss fights, Castles, Community, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, End.., ender dragon, java, Loot, Mineshafts, modded survival, Nether, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts, pipe lines, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, underwater ruins, Villages

Welcome to ByoneWorldMC We would be considered a modded survival server, you do not have to download anything to join us. Java & Bedrock users are both welcome in our community. Our server offers something to all types of players. Villages, Mineshafts, Underwater Ruins, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts. & much more in the overworld are all customized structures generated on our server. The Nether & The End are nothing like you’ve experienced before.. With brand new structures.. Villages, Castles, Pipe Lines, Altars, Boss Fights & Loot! The Ender Dragon fight & End Cities are also re-done. We offer so many plugins on the server also.. It told me I couldn’t list them all! Be apart of the community & experience the fun!

byoneworld.g-portal.game:26746

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The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

applicationentry, bedrock, Clans, Custommap, Danes, embia, Factions, Kingdom, Kings, Lore, Lost, Misadventures, moneysystem, Nocheats, partholt, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saxon, ServerCommunity, shiron, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, Texturepack, Viking, Voyagers, Worldbuilding

The Last Kingdom SMP

Server Features	[17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
Description	Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
Server Info	• 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

Rules:

No griefing, burning or exploding things
Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
No hacking or Xray
A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

Joining Information:

Join discord here
Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the madness with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and Finana Ryugu!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off or two with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the fun at our Minecraft server! Just be sure to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers with TNT hats!

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New Server IP
LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP

Anime, Character development, Community, fictional locations, Hidden Leaf Village, Hidden Village, Hokage Office, home, Japanese culture, konoha, Land of Fire, Leaf Village, LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Peaceful, Ramen Shop, scenic beauty, Shinobi, village life

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like the leaf village on steroids! Not only do we have the Hokage office and a Ramen shop, but we also have a secret underground ninja hideout where you can train to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant talking tree who gives out quests and rewards players with enchanted diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and regenerate your health after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live in a village filled with ninjas, talking trees, and magical hot springs? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player looking for a little bit of adventure and a whole lot of fun. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
BioMomNoMore

adoption, Adult, agency.., biological son, BioMomNoMore, brotherly bond, Communication, Contact, contract, family bond, feelings, Guilt, mom, relationship, Respect, Silence, stipulations, throwaway, Upset, Visit

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions happen in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost Minecraft mom or dad and form a virtual bond that will last a lifetime.

Imagine the possibilities – you could be mining for diamonds with your newfound sibling, building epic structures together, or just hanging out in our virtual world. Who knew that Minecraft could bring families together in such a unique way?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will last a lifetime – join our server now and start your own heartwarming family reunion story today! Remember, in our Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding a new family member to call Mom or Dad.

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New Server IP
VaxCraftMadness

community health, Covid vaccine, findings, global health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, Lancet research, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, multi-phased, pandemic, Population, public health, research study, rollout, study, vaccination, VaxCraftMadness

so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).

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New Server IP
PixelPersona4 Minecraft Server

action, black Yosuke, Character development, controversial, criticism, dislike, Fandom, gameplay mechanics, Jrpg, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, persona 4, PixelPersona4, Popular, rant, rave, review, role-playing game, Server, slow gameplay, Story, video game

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced games like Persona 4? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all that snooze-fest behind. We promise non-stop action from the moment you spawn in. Black Yosuke? Pfft, we’ve got rainbow Yosuke riding a unicorn! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles with giant chickens and exploding pigs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insanity. Join now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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New Server IP
The Second Dr. Crafty SMP

Beverage, Caffeine, carbonated drink, Cola, Crafty, Dr. Pepper, fizzy drink, iconic brand, popular drink, refreshment, smp, Soda, soda addiction., soda bottle, soda can, soda flavor, soda fountain, soda machine, soda pop, soda taste, soft drink, sweet drink

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the second Dr. Pepper never tastes as good as the first – but that’s not the only reason to join us!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper with a top hat. Don’t worry, though, because our resident wizard will be there to help you cast spells and turn them all into harmless pigs.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to gain entry is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. Trust us, it’s worth it for the enchanted diamond disco armor you’ll receive as a reward.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, the second Dr. Pepper may not taste as good as the first, but the memories you’ll make here will last a lifetime.

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New Server IP
BlockyFeministUni

autism spectrum, BlockyFeministUni, Boundaries, college, education, freshman, inappropriate, liberal arts, next phase, offensive, parenting, Parties, Poster, roommate, sexist, social savvy, Social Skills, Target, tee shirts, Trouble

Are you tired of dealing with socially awkward situations in real life? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to start fresh and make friends without the fear of offending anyone!

Our server is like a liberal arts school, but with a twist – it’s 65% females to male! Who knew you could find love and friendship in the virtual world of Minecraft?

Forget about inappropriate tee shirts and posters, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging up is your diamond armor and weapons. Say goodbye to trouble and hello to a new social savvy you!

Join now and leave behind the awkwardness of real life. Who needs beer brand shirts when you can have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

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