Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, chest pain diagnosis, chest pains, Medical advice, nicotine

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

MidlifeCraft

teenager, health, aches, aging, fear

so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!

join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!

but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!

so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

Pixelated Pains and Laughs: A Minecraft Server for Dark Humor Enthusiasts

ignorance, Hate Speech, racism, humor, harmful impact

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience a truly wild and unpredictable gaming experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of pure diamond and every mob is a dancing llama wearing a top hat. But be warned, the llamas have a taste for vengeance and will stop at nothing to take down any player who dares to challenge their authority.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Black Death Dungeon, where players must navigate through treacherous traps and puzzles in order to claim the ultimate prize – a block of cheese that grants unlimited power and eternal life. But beware, for the dungeon is also home to the dreaded Eyeless Enderman, a creature that will stop at nothing to steal your eyes and add them to its collection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even llamas wearing top hats plotting revenge against unsuspecting players.

Just Enough Mods SMP {NeoForge} 18+

custom content creation, collaborative farming strategies, innovative mod interactions, Evolving Game Mechanics, Adult Gaming Community

Join Our Modded SMP!

We are a fresh modded SMP, just a few days old, and we need cool peeps to join us!

Server Info:

Mod Type: Just Enough Mods
Version: 1.21.1
Server Type: Whitelist
Age Limit: 18+

What’s in the Pack?

This pack is made to boost the vanilla feel and add fun stuff for multiplayer. Key mods include:

Create
Iron’s
Occultism
Farmer’s Delight

Your Input Matters!

Got ideas? We want to hear them! Changes are welcome as long as they fit the vibe.

How to Join?

If you’re keen, hit us up here or on Discord with a quick intro. We’d love to have you!

Note:

This is an 18+ server. No Mekanisms, Ars, or Way stones will be added.

Cheers!

JailBreakMC Fun Zone PvP Grind

engaging minigame challenges, dynamic shakedown events, Seasonal Event Rewards, Skill-Based Progression Paths, vibrant player economy

Welcome to JailBreakMC

🔗 IP: play.jailbreakmc.games Version: 1.19.4

JailBreakMC is the best prison server out there. It’s not just about mining; it’s about the grind! Whether you want to get free, craft cool tools, or fight in PvP, this is the place.

What Makes Us Special?

🔨 Custom Enchants Make your gear strong with smart enchants. No easy mode here! You gotta think and plan.
⛏️ Rewarding Progression Climb the ranks, mine rare blocks, and get better tools. Your time is gold here!
🪙 Balanced Economy Mine or trade, it’s up to you! No pay-to-win tricks, just skill and hard work.
⚔️ PvP Ready Fight in the yard or challenge others. Loot drops happen all day for big rewards!
🎉 Community Events Join drop parties and races for prizes. We keep it fun with minigames every Saturday!
👥 Active Community We’re friendly and close-knit. Whether you’re chill or competitive, you’ll fit right in!

Join our Discord: Discord Link Visit our Store: Server Site

Come and be part of the fun at JailBreakMC!

Nisse SMP [Semi-Vanilla] {Whitelisted}

Respectful Gameplay Culture, smp, no land claiming, collaborative building projects, player-driven economy

### Nisse SMP [Semi-Vanilla] {Whitelisted}

Tired of big servers with land claims and hard commands? Miss the good old days of trust and fun?

Welcome to NisseSMP! A fresh, whitelisted SMP where pals and fair play come first.

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### Why Join Us?

– 🌎 A Fresh World: A brand new map just launched this Saturday! 19/7

– 🤝 True Trust-Based Survival: No land-claiming plugins. Your rep matters here.

– 💰 100% Player-Driven Economy: No admin shops or pay-to-win. Trade in our cool shopping spot!

– ✨ Vanilla-Plus Gameplay: We keep it simple with quality-of-life plugins. No big changes!

– 👥 A Curated Community: Our whitelist keeps it friendly and mature.

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Looking for a long-term home? Build, trade, and work with like-minded folks.

Ready to start? Join our Discord to apply! Discord Link

PalinSMP Fun Zone {Crossplay} {Eco}

Enhanced Survival Mechanics, Exclusive Server Events, immersive community experience, Collaborative gameplay strategies, hassle-free resource gathering

# Join Us on PalinSMP

Welcome to PalinSMP! It’s a fun 1.21.7 crossplay server with cool stuff like:

– Modified Terrain Gen – Unique Server Items – Player and Server Economy – No Griefing – Light Lore

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## Server Info – Java: `palinsmp.com` – Bedrock: `play.palinsmp.com` Port: `25583` – Discord: Join Us

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## Features!

### QoL – Use commands like: – `/home` (max 10) – `/back` – `/tpa` – `/warp`

– Enjoy treefeller and veinminer for easy gathering!

### Land Claims – We use the Lands plugin to keep things safe. – Make your own claims, from big nations to small homes.

### Worlds – Explore the Overworld, Nether, and End with fun new items and unique structures. – Check out Terratonic, Incendium, and Stellarity for more fun! – Experience all four seasons with RealisticSeasons!

### Friendly Community – Our players are super nice and always ready to help new folks get started!

### Exclusive Items and Features – We have a custom plugin called Flavorful. – Get unique item recipes and even dip your iron tools in lava for a beast tool!

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Come join the fun and make new friends!

Chill Kittens Council [Modded] {20+}

Creative Gameplay Opportunities, Collaborative Crafting Journeys, Friendly Gaming Atmosphere, Council, cooperative building projects”’

Council of Cute Kittens [Modded] {Whitelist} {20+}

Looking for a modded server? Welcome home.

This isn’t some crowded mess or a ghost town. It’s a chill spot with real folks who want to play and hang out. They run MC Eternal 2 and Create 2 Mekanism 2: Sky, but if the crew wants a change, they’ll switch it up. Community > ego.

Requirements:

20+ only
Whitelisted
No drama, just vibes

Does this sound like your place?

Apply here: 🔗 Join the Discord (IP shared after whitelist)

OneSMP Fun PVE Grind Time!

Dynamic Event Participation, Unique Pet Mechanics, strategic job systems, interactive Discord support, extensive plugin integration

OneSMP Server Info

What is OneSMP? OneSMP is for grown-ups who want real Minecraft fun. No fake stuff, no wild shops, just pure survival. They listen to players and make the world better together.

Why Join?

Small, chill group
No kids yelling
No free diamond gear
No Pay-To-Win

Cool Features:

Fair Economy: Jobs and player shops
Land Protection: Keep your stuff safe with golden shovels
Simple Gameplay: Focus on survival and real fun
Earn Upgrades: Unlock cool stuff like /hat and /enderchest
MyPet: Train pets with fun skills
QoL Plugins: mcMMO, AdvancedJobs, PlayerWarps, Proximity Voice Chat, and more!
Full Wiki: Guides and help in Discord

Join Us: Play at: play.onesmp.us Chat with us on Discord: discord.gg/tuyREj4Q3j

Come say hi! They want players who care and want a real Minecraft vibe.

Crowned Poland SMP: Build & Conquer!

Resource Management Skills, Crowned, Player-Driven Governance, strategic alliance formations, Custom Plugin Innovations

### 🌍 Crowned Polish Republic [SMP] {1.21+}

Join the fun on a new Earth server! Scale: 1:750 Mode: Towny Fun: Slimefun & Custom Plugins Play: Java + Bedrock

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#### What’s This About?

Want to build a nation and shape history? Join Poland on a cool Earth server!

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#### Features

– 🌐 Crossplay: Java and Bedrock can play together! – 🛠️ Plugins: Uses Towny, Movecraft, SpaceTravel, and more! – 💬 Auto-Translation: Chat with anyone, no matter the language!

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#### Why Join Poland?

– 🇵🇱 Organized and Active: A strong and smart nation! – Monarchy: Led by a King and a Parliament. – Cities: Player-run with great leaders. – Landmarks: Build the Parliament, Courts, and Palaces! – Help for Newbies: Get funds and resources to start!

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#### Who Are We Looking For?

– 👷 Builders: Help with big projects! – ⚔️ PvP Players: Defend and grow our power! – ⛏️ Miners & Traders: Boost our economy! – 🏛️ Politicians: Join Parliament or run a city! – 🇵🇱 Anyone: Ready to join the best nation!

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#### When is Launch?

– 🔜 Beta: Coming soon! – 🎉 Full Release: In 5 weeks! Join now to be part of something great! Discord: Join Us!