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Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

MidlifeCraft

“Youth, aches, aging, Body, condition, confusion, Dying, fear, health, Illness, Medical, Mental, middle aged, MidlifeCraft, mortality, Pains, Physical, Sudden, Symptoms, teenager, Wake Up

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	6602	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

so, like, imagine this, right? you wake up in this minecraft world, and suddenly you feel all old and stuff. like, you got back pain and arthritis and all that jazz. but don’t worry, it’s just part of the experience on our server!

join us for the ultimate challenge of surviving as an old person in a world full of creepers and zombies. you gotta navigate through the land with your walker and cane, but watch out for those pesky skeletons, they’ll knock your dentures right out!

but hey, it’s not all bad. we have special quests where you can find the fountain of youth and become young again. imagine being able to run and jump like a teenager again, all while still playing minecraft!

so come join us on our server, where you can experience the joys of old age in a virtual world. who knew getting old could be so much fun?

Pixelated Pains and Laughs: A Minecraft Server for Dark Humor Enthusiasts

Bigotry, Cruelty, Dark, discrimination, enthusiasts, Evil, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful consequences, harmful impact, harmful intentions, harmful language, harmful mindset, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, humor, ignorance, Inhumanity, intolerance, laughs, Minecraft, Pains, pixelated, prejudice, racism, Server, unacceptable behavior, violence

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	495
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience a truly wild and unpredictable gaming experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of pure diamond and every mob is a dancing llama wearing a top hat. But be warned, the llamas have a taste for vengeance and will stop at nothing to take down any player who dares to challenge their authority.

Not only that, but our server is home to the legendary Black Death Dungeon, where players must navigate through treacherous traps and puzzles in order to claim the ultimate prize – a block of cheese that grants unlimited power and eternal life. But beware, for the dungeon is also home to the dreaded Eyeless Enderman, a creature that will stop at nothing to steal your eyes and add them to its collection.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even llamas wearing top hats plotting revenge against unsuspecting players.

SkyGen

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	7734	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Introducing a brand-new Skyblock adventure! Explore our brand-new server, featuring unique mines, beautiful forests, unique products, and much more.

play.theblind5.com

MeezO Empire

Future, MeezO Empire, minecraft server, PvP, Survival, work

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Survival , and more in the future , and more soon in the future you will see alot of work here so yeeeeeeh

Play.Meezomc.Xyz

Minecraft Mahjong Madness – Play, Win, LOL!

abema.tv, BA tourney, booru, general, Japanese mahjong, lol, M-League, madness, mahjong, mahjong booru, mahjong community, mahjong players, mahjong resources, mahjong schedule, mahjong strategy, mahjong tips, mahjong tournament, Minecraft, online mahjong, Play, registration, repo, riichi, sheet, WIN

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9267
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you a Mahjong enthusiast looking for a server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server (we can’t tell you the name because it’s a secret, duh)! We’ve got links to general Mahjong info and even a booru dedicated to all things Mahjong. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we host an epic BA tourney with registration forms that will make you feel like you’re signing up for the Olympics. So come join us and get your Mahjong fix in the most outrageous way possible!

CraftHype

Advanced Scripts, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, friendly environment, java edition, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, oyna, PvP, Roleplay, Servers, Skyblock, Survival, XYZ

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Potions Brewed:	58	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52

Skyblock – Crafthype – Advanced Scripts – Friendly environment https://discord.gg/crafthype oyna.crafthype.xyz

oyna.crafthype.xyz

ChatCraft – Where Friendship is Crafted One LOL at a Time! #MinecraftMadness

ChatCraft, Communication, communication skills, Confidence, Conversation, crafted, dialogue, extrovert, friendship, Interaction, interaction techniques, Introvert, lol, MinecraftMadness, networking, Observation, relationships, self-consciousness, shyness, small talk, social anxiety, Social Skills, socializing, Time

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35

Tired of being a social potato in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our server, the only way to communicate is through interpretive dance! That’s right, flail your arms like a crazy person and watch as friendships blossom before your eyes. Who needs words when you have the art of dance?

Join our server and be a part of the wackiest social experiment in Minecraft history. The only rule? No talking! Just dance your heart out and watch as the magic unfolds. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate on the dance floor.

So come on, join us and let your inner dance floor diva shine. Who needs words when you have the language of the dance? It’s time to strut your stuff and show the world what you’re made of. Let’s get this party started!

AND B1tBlock

Adventures, camaraderie, classic minecraft, Community, creativity, Curated World, Discord, Essence, form, gameplay enhancements, indulging, innovation, LifeSteal, modern landscape, Nostalgia, Pioneers, Purists, PvP, Roots, support ticket, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Crops Grown:	6569	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

OG B1tBlock: A Minecraft haven for purists and pioneers alike. Step into a meticulously curated world where nostalgia meets innovation. Embrace the roots оf Minecraft while indulging іn carefully crafted gameplay enhancements. Join a whitelist community dedicated tо camaraderie, creativity, and endless adventures. Welcome tо OG B1tBlock, where the essence оf classic Minecraft thrives іn a modern landscape.

Steps to join:

Step #1:Join the discord server

Step #2: make a support ticket and fill out the form

Step #3: Wait until you get whitelisted Steps to join

mc.b1tblock.xyz:25502

FutaLoliCraft – Build, Explore, and LOL in Our Trendy Minecraft Server! #Trendy #Minecraft #GamerLife

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2780	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Do you want a server that will make you question your life choices? Well, look no further, because our server is the futa loli of servers – confusing, unexpected, and totally bonkers!

Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft, like riding pigs dressed as ninjas, fighting off zombie chickens with laser swords, and building a giant toilet as your fortress (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are dancing to K-pop music!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you’ll also get to meet the legendary Unicorn Pig, who farts rainbows and grants wishes (as long as your wish is for more tacos). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the futa loli madness begin!

Amethyst Abyss

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Amethyst Abyss is a new economy survival server created late March 2024 with the goal of creating a balanced and active economy. Run your own shops, join auctions, and claim your land. Explore easily with a Dynmap, level up your skills with McMMO, collect powerful Custom Enchantments, and store your loot in upgradable Ender Chests. Our server features Geyser/Floodgate and ViaBackwards, allowing you to play with your friends regardless of what version they play on!

New Items, Enchantments and Plugins are added everyday, so expect many new changes and features, we accept suggestions in the Discord.

amethystabyss.net

Beacoland Survival VS Hypixel

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4690
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Hypixel	Beacoland Survival
Large player base	Friendly 18+ community
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Hermitcraft-like survival experience
Ability to purchase ranks and cosmetic upgrades	Anti-grief/stealing measures in place
Active staff and continuous updates	No plugins affecting gameplay
High server performance and stability	Builds and items are safe with CoreProtect

Frequently Asked Questions

Are there minigames available on the server?	Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and activities for players to enjoy.
What age group is the community targeted towards?	Beacoland Survival caters to a friendly 18+ community.
Can players purchase ranks or cosmetic upgrades?	Hypixel allows players to purchase ranks and cosmetic upgrades to enhance their gameplay experience.
Are there measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing?	Beacoland Survival has anti-grief/stealing measures implemented to protect players’ builds and items.
Is there active staff and regular updates on the server?	Hypixel has active staff members and continuously updates the server with new content and features.
How secure are builds and items on the server?	Beacoland Survival uses CoreProtect to ensure that builds and items are safe from any harm.

CraftyFootFrenzy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your foot fetish needs? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things female feet! Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can marvel at pixelated toes and trade rare foot pics with other players. Our spawn point is a giant foot-shaped castle where you can worship the almighty Foot Queen and her loyal subjects. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a sprawling kingdom dedicated to the art of foot worship – join us today!