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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7241 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 99 |
Buildings Constructed: | 10 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
Villages Defended: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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