🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8509 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 3052 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!