PainfulPupzMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PainfulPupzMC

Animal Behavior, Awareness, Communication, dental care, discomfort, discomfort indicators, Dogs, Empathy, Expressions, nonverbal communication, Observation, oral health, Pain, PainfulPupzMC, pet care, pet health, pet owners, Signals, signs of pain, teeth, veterinary

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	1524	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server and you will never have to worry about your dog’s teeth again! our server is equipped with a special feature that allows your in-game dog to communicate with you through a series of barks and growls, indicating when their teeth are hurting them.

not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground world filled with talking chickens who will give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but beware, these chickens are not to be trusted and may lead you into dangerous traps set by evil pigs who are trying to take over the server.

if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of minecraft, then join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

PresidentialBrainVacancy

AMBITION, Brain, Campaign, Candidate, Challenges, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, Legacy, Politics, power, president, PresidentialBrainVacancy, PRESSURE, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, scrutiny, united states

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Tired of dealing with politics and world issues? Join our Minecraft server instead and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! No need to worry about pesky elections or international diplomacy – just focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so epic that even the ghosts of past presidents have been spotted roaming the virtual plains, offering advice on how to rule with an iron fist (or a diamond pickaxe, whatever works). Plus, rumor has it that if you build a statue of yourself out of gold blocks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why bother with the stress of real-life leadership when you can rule over a blocky paradise filled with endless possibilities? Join our server today and start your journey to virtual greatness!

VitaminCraft: GastricGamerz

carbohydrate beverage, cesarean section, dietary intervention, gastric emptying, GastricGamerz, gastrointestinal function, health study, maternal care, maternal health, maternal outcomes, maternal well-being, Medical research, nutrition, obstetrics, Oral multi-vitamin, postoperative complications, Pregnancy, surgical procedure, urgent cesarean section, vitamin supplementation, VitaminCraft, vomiting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Wilderness Tamed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Farms Harvested:	222

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE DRINKIN’ A ORAL MULTI-VITAMIN CARBONATED BEVERAGE! IT PROMOTES GASTRIC EMPTYING AND REDUCES VOMITING DURING URGENT CESAREAN SECTIONS!

YUP, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT! THIS SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HAVIN’ A BABY WITHOUT ALL THE PAIN! JOIN OUR CRAZY COMMUNITY WHERE WE BUILD WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH OUR VITAMIN-POWERED STRENGTH!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US, BECAUSE WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO IMPROVE THEIR MATERNAL OUTCOMES IN A MINECRAFT SERVER, AMIRITE? LET’S GET CRAZY AND HAVE SOME FUN!

Fuzzy Factions

Anarchy, Cross-Play, editing, Factions, Fuzzy, Minecraft, Testing

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

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SoolarTime – Time For A Sunny Game! Minecraft server

Adventure, banner, Community, Creative, Fun, Game, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Play, Playtime, PvP, Server, Solar, SoolarTime, Sunny, Survival, Time

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	9406
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Time for a Solar Game!

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VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, choc, discord server, FAQ, Friends, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, LIVESTREAMS, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, relationships, schedules, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Small Corpos, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, V&U, VAllure, VAllure Links, VAllureCraft, VOD Archive, Vtuber, Yume

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we have a whole bunch of Vtuber Corpos ready to entertain you! Meet Azura Dulait, the Fertility Goddess who can make your crops grow faster than bone meal. Or how about Icey Snowpaws, the Feral Polar Bear who can protect you from creepers with just a roar? And don’t forget about Immy Bisou, the Hex Maniac who can turn your enemies into harmless chickens.

But that’s not all – we also have Mercy Modiste, the Dorky Yandere who will protect you at all costs (even if it means sacrificing a few sheep). And let’s not forget Shibi Cottonbum, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress who will make sure you never run out of diamonds. Oh, and did we mention Stronny Cuttles, the Hypnotic Cuttlefish who can make your enemies dance like they’re at a rave?

Join our server now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Just remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with the server owner (that’s me). So come on in and join the fun – just don’t ask for a Discord server, because we’re too cool for that. See you in the game!

CraftyShitters Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Board, Community, CraftyShitters, disruptive behavior, forum management, internet, jannies, lazy trannies, Minecraft, Moderation, Online Community, online forum, online governance, online harassment, online safety, Police, pw, rules enforcement, Server, streetshitters, toxic behavior, trolling

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7678
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
New Chunks Explored:	428637	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1704	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the streetshitters running amok on this server? Do you feel like the lazy trannies and jannies just aren’t cutting it? Well, fear not, because we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate authority in policing /pw/! Take down those pesky streetshitters with your trusty diamond sword and show them who’s boss. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that only the bravest players can find. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s clean up this virtual street together!

DebateCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Analysis, commentary, current events, DebateCraft, debates, Democracy, discussion, election, Government, Minecraft, News, Opinions, Politics, presidential debates, reaction, reaction thread, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, WTF

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	5044	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Hey gamers of Reddit! Tired of watching boring political debates? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape the chaos! Our server is a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the real world drama and build your dream castle made entirely of cheese. So why watch the debates when you can join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy? See you there, fellow adventurers!

Block and Roll

BLOCK, clever banter, clever comeback, clever insult, clever response, creative comeback, creative response, funny banter, funny comeback, funny response, humor, humor banter, humor comeback, humor response, Roll, sarcasm, witty banter, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just say “fuck you” all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience a world where saying “fuck you” is not only encouraged, but rewarded! That’s right, every time you swear at someone, you’ll earn a diamond block in return.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Fuck You Forest,” where every tree is made of pure diamond and every creeper wears a top hat.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

CraftyCommiesMC

arms control, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military threat, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, russia, sanctions, security concerns, seoul, united nations, weapons

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit AF, you gotta join ASAP! We got dragons flying around dropping diamond blocks, and creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house. Plus, our admin once tamed a whole army of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against a giant chicken boss. True story, bro. And if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance parties we have every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ColdBrewCraft

caffeine boost, chilled coffee, coffee connoisseur, coffee lover, coffee on the rocks, cold and delicious, Cold brew, Cold coffee, cold coffee addiction, cold coffee cravings, cold coffee enjoyment, cold coffee indulgence, cold coffee perfection, cold coffee recipe, cold coffee satisfaction, ColdBrewCraft, iced beverage, iced coffee, purposefully cold, refreshing drink, summer beverage

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
New Chunks Explored:	45985	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

are you tired of hot coffee? are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where the coffee is always cold and the adventures are always hot!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music.

our players ride around on giant chickens and have epic battles with evil pandas.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at your enemies.

so come on down to our server where the coffee is cold and the fun never stops!