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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

throbbing pain, pain management, excruciating pain, physical discomfort, PainfulPixels

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and a creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, but it was so funny, I couldn’t stop laughing! And then, I found this secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen riding on chickens, like what even is that?! And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally fell into a pit of lava and lost all my enchanted gear, I was screaming like a little baby!

But seriously, this server is so lit, you gotta join us and experience all the crazy shenanigans that happen on the daily. Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is so friendly and always willing to help out. So come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

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PainfulPixels Minecraft SMP

Chronic pain, Minecraft, injury, pain threshold, traumatic experience

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! I once accidentally fell into a pit of lava and it was like getting a million paper cuts all over my body at once, but like, in Minecraft. And then I respawned and did it again because YOLO, amirite? So come join us and experience the most intense physical pain of your life, but like, in a fun way. Trust me, it’s totally worth it for the memes and the lols.

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PainfulPixels

Agony, mental pain, Heartache, Pain, PainfulPixels

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the virtual equivalent of stepping on a Lego barefoot! Our server is so intense, it will make you question your life choices and leave you in tears of laughter. We have a secret potion that will make your character feel like they just stubbed their toe on a diamond block – it’s the ultimate pain without any actual harm! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the agony of our server – it’s a pain you won’t want to miss!

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SisInsaneNoEngTeach?

Understanding, family, Swedish, teachers, kindergarten

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on a pogo stick? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride in town!

Join us for a chance to build your very own pixelated paradise, where you can create epic structures, battle mobs, and even ride pigs into the sunset. But that’s not all – we have a special feature that sets us apart from the rest.

On our server, you’ll have to communicate in a secret language that only a select few can understand. That’s right, we’re talking about Swedish! Why, you ask? Because we believe in keeping things interesting and challenging. Who needs English when you can speak the language of Vikings and trolls?

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a heated debate about the importance of teaching English to a Minecraft pig. It’s all possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few language barriers). See you there, adventurer!

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BlockBusterLove

BlockBusterLove, self pleasure in marriage, Married people, self satisfaction, Intimacy

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and need some company? Look no further than our server! We have a community of married players who love to bond over building and mining together. And don’t worry, we won’t judge how often you need to sneak away for a quick solo session of block-breaking fun. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of naughty pixel play. Who knows, you might even find your perfect blocky soulmate here!

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Accent Craft: Criminal Minds

Stereotypes, Working class, accent discrimination, societal norms, Language

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can have, like, different accents for ur character? well, on this server, we did a study and found out that if ur character has, like, a super posh accent, u r less likely to be trusted by other players. but if ur character has, like, a super rough working-class accent, u r seen as, like, a master criminal or something. so, like, join our server and see if u can break the stereotype and become the most trustworthy criminal mastermind in all of minecraft! it’s, like, a social experiment, but with blocks and stuff. come join the fun and see if u can change the way people see u based on ur accent! it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

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The Futures End Zombie Apocalypse

Adventure, city, Mystery, Survival, weapons

The Futures End Minecraft Server

Server Name	The Futures End
Server Version	1.20.1
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

You wake up in a city where the future of its people have ended… Most players have died to the infection or the moss your job is to find survivors get the dragon egg explore the story of this broken city, craft planes, helicopters, a secure base and kill anyone who stands in your way with many different quality fire arms Looking for players that will actually join

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server version?	The server version is 1.20.1
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join our Discord server by clicking on the link
What is the objective of the server?	Your objective is to find survivors, retrieve the dragon egg, explore the broken city, craft vehicles and secure bases, and eliminate any threats with firearms.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game rules for more information on server guidelines.

Whimsical Dreamer 1.20.4

humorously, Entertainment, Unfortunate, Laughing Out Loud, satire

Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this absolute madhouse of a server. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that even a poor girl would be rolling in diamonds in no time.

We’ve got more crazy mods than you can shake a stick at, and the admins are so cool they make ice look warm. Plus, the community is so wacky you’ll be questioning your own sanity in no time.

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will. Who knows? Just do it, you won’t be disappointed…maybe.

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CookieCraftersAnonymous

office politics, celiac disease, office culture, interpersonal relationships, gossip in the workplace

Are you tired of office drama and cookie shaming? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only cookies you’ll have to worry about are the ones you bake in-game! Our community is cookie-free and drama-free, with no gluten allergies in sight. Plus, our virtual breakroom is always stocked with gluten-free treats for you to enjoy guilt-free. Say goodbye to office gossip and hello to building epic creations with fellow gamers who understand the importance of respecting boundaries. Join us now and leave the cookie drama behind!

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ScamCraft: Still Falling!

identity theft, Exploitation, Cheat, swindle, fraud

Are you tired of falling for scams in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and fall for our virtual scams instead! Our players are so gullible, they’ll believe anything you tell them. Want to sell them a block of dirt for a diamond? Done. Convince them that you’re actually a Minecraft wizard who can summon dragons? Easy peasy. Join our server and become the ultimate scammer, because who needs real-world consequences when you can just respawn and try again?

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