painfully 2000s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Me? For Minecraft SMP

2000s aesthetic, 2000s nostalgia, animation, Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, Anime Series, comic books, fan culture, Japanese culture, Manga, manga art, manga artists, manga series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Otaku, painfully 2000s, retro anime, smp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is painfully 2000’s anime and manga! Join us if you want to trade your rare Naruto headband for a stack of Sailor Moon posters. Our spawn town is a giant Pikachu made entirely out of pixel art, and our nether hub is a replica of the Death Note notebook.

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players duel each other with giant cardboard Gundam suits. And every full moon, a giant Digimon boss spawns in the world, challenging players to defeat it for a chance to win a limited edition Dragon Ball Z action figure.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to immerse yourself in a world of retro anime nostalgia, come join us! Just remember to bring your best Yu-Gi-Oh deck and your most kawaii skin.

DeoCraft Minecraft Server

72 hour protection, antiperspirant, DeoCraft, deodorant for active lifestyles, deodorant for all day protection, deodorant for athletes, deodorant for busy schedules, deodorant for long days, deodorant for on-the-go, deodorant for travelers, deodorant longevity, extended wear deodorant, long lasting antiperspirant, long lasting deodorant, long lasting effectiveness, long lasting formula, long lasting freshness, long lasting scent, Minecraft, odor control, Server, strong deodorant, sweat protection

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Tired of smelling like a creeper after just a few hours of mining? Join our Minecraft server where our 72-hour long lasting deodorant/antiperspirant will keep you smelling fresh even after battling mobs for days on end! No need to worry about stinking up your virtual world when you can smell as fresh as a field of daisies. Plus, rumor has it that our deodorant is so powerful, it can even repel creepers and zombies! Join now and say goodbye to smelly adventures in the world of Minecraft.

TastyComboCraft

amazing food pairings, bizarre yet delicious foods, culinary surprises, delicious odd pairings, eccentric food pairings, extraordinary food blends, odd but delicious dishes, offbeat flavor combinations, outlandish food duos, peculiar flavor combinations, peculiar taste sensations, quirky food fusions, strange but tasty foods, surprising flavor combinations, TastyComboCraft, uncommon food pairings, unconventional flavor mixes, unexpected food combos, unique taste experiences, unusual food matches, weird food combinations

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the ultimate food combo that sounds weird but tastes amazing! Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers wear top hats – that’s just a taste of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come on, don’t be a potato stuck in a rut, join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might just discover the ultimate food combination of fun and excitement.

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Accountability, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, international law, justice system, legal proceedings, military crimes, military discipline, military justice, military tribunal, Minecraft, russian aggression, Russian Invasion, russian military, Russian servicemen, Server, ukraine war, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, war trials

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2963
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	115
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more Russian servicemen than you can shake a stick at! These guys are so skilled at Minecraft, they’ve been tried for military crimes in Ukraine! Can you imagine the chaos they’ll bring to our server?! Join now for a chance to team up with these hardened criminals and dominate the virtual world like never before! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious mayhem!

IsraeliWeaponExpo

arms embargo, arms exhibition, arms sales, arms trade, Ban, controversy, court decision, defense industry, diplomatic relations, European court, French court, international relations, Israeli companies, IsraeliWeaponExpo, legal dispute, legal ruling, Middle East conflict, military equipment, political decision, trade show, weapons show

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mines Excavated:	3528
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	158

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that it’s the bomb diggity. like, seriously, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can talk. not to mention, our diamonds are made of pure gold. yep, u heard me right.

oh, and get this, the other day, a creeper tried to blow up the spawn point but our fearless leader, Steve, swooped in and saved the day with his enchanted diamond sword. it was like something out of a movie, i swear.

plus, we have the most epic build battles every saturday night. last week, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. it was so epic, even the creepers were impressed.

so, if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world, come join us. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CrazeCraft: Existence LOL

CrazeCraft, crazy, Existence, existence in the universe, existence is crazy, existence is mind-blowing, existence is wonder, existence of life, Life, lol, Mind Blowing, Universe, Wonder

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Farms Harvested:	751
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	7680
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

So, like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s basically what our server is like, except even more bonkers. We’ve got villagers who breakdance, skeletons who wear top hats, and cows who speak in Shakespearean sonnets. It’s a total madhouse, but in, like, the best way possible.

And get this – our server is actually run by a group of sentient potatoes. Yeah, you read that right. Potatoes with brains. They’re super chill though, always making sure everyone is having a good time and that there’s plenty of cake for everyone.

If you join our server, you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and floating islands made of cotton candy. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the Endermen go to let loose and bust out their best dance moves?

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wacky and wild as a unicorn riding a rainbow, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you find a server where the chickens wear sunglasses and the zombies throw epic rave parties? It’s a total blast, dude.

PandemicCraft: No Racism, Just Blocks

Anti-Asian rhetoric, Asian American, blocks, Covid-19 pandemic, discrimination, earnings, economic effects, employment, employment disparities, findings, hate crimes, Impact, minority groups, Northeastern research, pandemic response, PandemicCraft, prejudice, racism, social justice, Stereotypes, study, Xenophobia

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Star Shards Collected:	213
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

So, like, you wanna join this totally rad Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the best place to be, man! We got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical land where you can ride on unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

And get this, our server is so awesome that even the zombies and skeletons are friendly! They’ll help you build a house, mine for diamonds, and even bake you a cake for your birthday. It’s like a dream come true, man!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLinuxMC Server

@lutris, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinuxMC, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, proton, rare, Roberta, Server, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, wine

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5891	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	295	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and questionable decisions!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a dancing pickle? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

We have a secret underground maze filled with treasure, but beware of the llama guards who will spit on anyone who tries to steal it.

Looking for a challenge? Try our parkour course where the floor is made of slippery ice and the only way to win is by doing the floss dance at the finish line.

And don’t forget about our annual sheep shearing competition, where the winner gets a crown made entirely of wool.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama spit).

PutinCraft Server: North Korea Edition

aggressors, Architecture, Beautiful, beautiful country, bold, Countries, culture, Edition, elegance, Great President, Korea, north, North Korea, North Korea beautiful architecture, planet, PutinCraft, Republic, Righteous, russia, SAVIOR, Server, VALUES, Vladimir Putin, Vladimir Putin arrived, world

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2082	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Crops Grown:	5455	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Star Shards Collected:	102
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Putin’s arrival in North Korea? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blend of Russian valor and North Korean beauty! Join us and be part of the righteous and bold players who will take over the Minecraft world in the next 40 to 50 years. Our architecture and elegance will leave you in awe, just like the Republic of North Korea. So come on, join us and be a part of this beautiful and bold adventure!

NBArejectsMC

Basketball, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dreams, family dynamics, guidance, high school, Honesty, immaturity, influence, Mentorship, NBA, NBArejectsMC, nephew, parenting, reality check, Skills, Sportsmanship, talent

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3760
Infernal Machines Built:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can show off your skills and rise to the top? Look no further than our server, where even a 5th grader with one shoe can almost beat a high school freshman at b-ball! Join us for some epic gameplay and crazy competitions that will have you feeling like a pro in no time.

Our server is the perfect place for aspiring NBA stars who may not have the best dribbling skills or even own a basketball. We welcome all levels of players, even those who double dribble their way to victory. And if you’re looking for some tough love and real talk, our community is here to set you straight and help you realize your true potential (even if it’s not in the NBA).

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where anything is possible and where dreams of basketball stardom can come crashing down in the most hilarious ways. Who needs the NBA when you can dominate in the world of Minecraft?

VillainLogicMC

Antagonist, ANTI-HERO, character analysis, complex character, conflicted villain, Empathy, ethical dilemma, gray area, misunderstood villain, moral ambiguity, nuanced portrayal, perspective, redemption arc, relatable villain, shades of gray, storytelling, sympathetic villain, Thought-provoking, Villain, VillainLogicMC, villainous motives

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Farms Harvested:	201	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Do you crave chaos and mischief in your virtual world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and align yourself with the most misunderstood villains in Minecraft history. From the misunderstood Creeper who just wants a hug to the Ender Dragon who is tired of being the bad guy, you’ll find yourself sympathizing with these baddies in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood ghost looking for friends to haunt. Join us and help him find his place in the world (or at least in the Nether).

So come on down to our server and see the world of Minecraft in a whole new light. Who knew villains could be so relatable?