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Painfully Obvious Minecraft Server

America, Brazil, Catholic, corrupt, DESPERATE, excepțional, iberophones, identity crisis, Irrelevant, LARGEST, Latin America, Latinx, loudest, Minecraft, obvious, overshadowed, painfully, Poor, Powerful, Relevant, Server, Struggling, thirdie, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Potions Brewed:	194
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Void Gems Collected:	31	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more extra than Brazil’s carnival? Look no further! Our server is like the America of Minecraft servers, except we’re not just loud and irrelevant – we’re exceptional, powerful, and relevant beyond measure! Join us and be part of the largest and craziest community of players who are ready to take on any challenge, build epic structures, and conquer the virtual world like true warriors. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show Brazil who the real boss is in the world of Minecraft!

PiratePlayzCraft

books, cartoons, children, children’s literature, DAUGHTER, high school mascot, Murderers, Pirate adventures, pirate characters, pirate culture, pirate entertainment, pirate fascination, pirate media, pirate stories, Pirate Theme, PiratePlayzCraft, Pirates, pirates for kids, Popular, thieves, tv shows

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Emeralds Found:	8752

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got pirates, matey! Like, everywhere you look, there be pirates sailin’ the high seas and diggin’ for treasure. And get this, our server mascot is a freakin’ pirate too! Arrr!

But wait, there’s more! We got secret hidden islands with buried treasure, haunted pirate ships that you can explore, and even a giant kraken that you can battle for epic loot. And don’t even get me started on the pirate parties we throw every weekend, complete with grog and dancing!

So if you wanna join the craziest pirate-themed Minecraft server around, come aboard and set sail with us. Just watch out for those pesky parrots, they’re always up to no good. Arrr!

Nations in minecraft, where players build empires with swords and silly hats

Army, Army Battle, Branch of the guild, BUILD, bustling towns, Civilization, Civilization Simulation, Clan Artemis, Community, Discord, Empires, Events, Farming, Friends, guild, guild member, guildman, hats, Minecraft, Nations, Players, Prestige, PvP, Rich, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, silly, Swords, Towns

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive guild, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your guildmen in their own endeavors, building community and prestige. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a branch of the guild, become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon! Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.
Is there a specific theme or setting for the server?	Yes, the server aims to simulate civilization in minecraft, allowing players to become part of guilds, grow their power, and engage in various activities.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, the server hosts events regularly to keep the gameplay experience exciting and engaging for all players.
Can I just join the server and play casually?	Absolutely! Whether you want to actively participate in guild activities or simply enjoy a peaceful life of farming, there is room for all playstyles on the server.

/pol/raft Minecraft Server

Alt-Right, community engagement, conservative values, Cultural preservation, current events, ethnonationalism, free speech, identity politics, internet communities, Minecraft, nationalist movements, online activism, online forums, POL, political discussions, Politics, polraft, racial demographics, racial identity, Server, Social Issues, white nationalism, WHITE PRIDE

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.

Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DRS Guide, DSPP, Earthworm, Earthworm Jim Edition, Failure to delivery, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, gme, HF broker class action lawsuit, JIMS, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME report, Server, Short Restrictions, sneed hedgies., Stag hunt, Systemic Risk, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38

Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!

UnderstoodOverLove

communication skills, deep connection, emotional bonding, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional validation, Empathy, expressing feelings, healthy relationships, importance of communication, love, love language, mutual understanding, relationships, Understanding, UnderstoodOverLove, validation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.

but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.

and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?

so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

Underwater Adventures: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Water Experience!

Adventures, BODYGUARD, building, Caves, Conquer, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Experience, FishOutofWater, Griefprevention, Landclaim, market, power, PvP, Ranks, SafeCommunity., Semi Vanilla, Staff, Ultimate, Underwater, UnderwaterCity, waterbreathing

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Server Overview

Server Name	Atlantis
Server IP	45.43.163.12:25517
Location	Europe – France
Version	1.20.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PVE] [PVP] [Land Claim] [Elitemobs] [BetterStructures] [jobs] [survival] [Economy]
Description	Atlantis is SMP server where you play as Atlantean with Power – Ranks – Land Claim – PVP- Under Water City and Market – Special items – Special plugins – new server – friendly – chance to become staff Mod

FAQ

Q: What is the main theme of Atlantis server?

A: Play like a true Atlantean with special powers, ranks, and features.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items available for PVE gameplay, while PVP remains vanilla.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is prevented with the GriefPrevention plugin.

Q: What are some unique features of Atlantis server?

A: Summon your own bodyguard and custom mobs, underwater spawn with water breathing, betterStructures plugin for new buildings and caves, and custom plugins.

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is new with vast land for players to claim and explore.

Q: How is the community on Atlantis server?

A: The server boasts a friendly staff and safe community for players.