PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

smp, Minecraft, painful relationships, BETRAYAL, HEARTBREAK

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Ukraine, Tanks, Ukrainian forces, incursion, russian special forces

Join our Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces, armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor, have launched an epic incursion into Kursk Oblast! Our players are taking on the roles of Ukrainian soldiers, riding into battle on tanks and pushing hundreds of meters into enemy territory.

But that’s not all – Russian special forces from national formations are also joining the fray, adding an extra layer of intensity to the conflict. Rumor has it that one Ukrainian tank was even taken out by a Russian FPV drone near the border – talk about high-tech warfare in Minecraft!

Experience the thrill of this intense battle on our server, where you can choose your side and fight for victory. Will you join the Ukrainian forces and defend your territory, or will you fight alongside the Russian special forces to push back the invaders? The choice is yours on our action-packed Minecraft server!

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IndoGreekOG in Minecraft SMP

preservation, solidarity, smp, ancient history, cultural heritage

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all they do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride through time as we reenact ancient Indo-Greek relations in Minecraft form.

Picture this: you and your fellow players must band together to protect your civilizations from invading armies of creepers and skeletons. Will you be able to forge alliances and defend your lands like the ancient Greeks did? Or will you crumble under the pressure and be banished to the Nether?

So come on, join us on this epic journey through history and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about ancient civilizations along the way!

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CraftyHub – Sorry Not Sorry Gift

red flag, marriage problems, Disappointment, mother-in-law, financial aid

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of fun and adventure!

Join us for epic quests, build towering castles, and battle fierce monsters with your friends. And the best part? No one will ever give you a name change service pack as a gift here!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and make memories that will last a lifetime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave all the red flags behind!

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SensationalBodVibes

odd physical sensations, tingling feeling, enjoyable sensory experiences, enjoyable sensations, SensationalBodVibes

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sensation you feel is the urge to yawn? Well, come join our server where you’ll experience the most mind-blowing body sensations you never knew you needed! From the tingling feeling of finding diamonds to the exhilarating rush of escaping a creeper explosion, our server will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the highest level in our server, you’ll unlock the ability to feel your character’s pain in real life. Imagine the thrill of getting shot by a skeleton arrow or falling into a pit of lava – all from the comfort of your own home! It’s like virtual reality, but with actual physical consequences (kind of).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest body sensations that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember to stretch before playing – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

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CraftyMedics

emergency preparedness, emergency planning, medical facilities, crisis response, hospital readiness

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we are like israeli hospitals ready for any crazy event that comes our way!! we got potions and enchanted armor for days, ready to heal and protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. our staff is like top-notch surgeons ready to save the day and make sure you have the best time ever in our world. so come on and join us for some epic adventures and non-stop fun, you won’t regret it!!

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SoupShakeDiabetesRemix

Medical research, diabetes remission, health, 800 calorie diet, meal replacement products

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE AN 800-CALORIE-A-DAY DIET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS. JOIN AND GET PUT INTO REMISSION FROM BORING SERVERS. WE GIVE YOU LOW-CALORIE FUN WITH SOUP, SHAKE, AND SNACK BAR MINI-GAMES. AFTER 3 MONTHS, YOU’LL BE IN REMISSION FROM LAME SERVERS. BY 12 MONTHS, 32% OF PLAYERS ARE LIVING THEIR BEST MINECRAFT LIVES. COME JOIN THE CRAZY FUN!

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Welcome to Aetheria: Where you can build your world, roleplay, fight, and accidentally destroy history in the process! Join now!

History, world, Roleplay, Fight, Vanilla

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server Overview

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding. We are a newly formed worldbuilding server at the beginning of history. Aetheria Worldbuilding is launching on August 10th, 2024, offering a dynamic and immersive experience. In this world, players will not only compete but also collaborate to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria. Join us in Aetheria and be part of a vibrant community where every action leaves a mark on the world’s history.

Key Features:

MCMMO Passive Skills
Limited Admin Intervention
Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers
Towny for Towns and Nations

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Discord: https://discord.gg/7JuFfuD5

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

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What is worldbuilding?	It’s a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players will work together (and against each other) to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, build massive cities, etc. All of the world’s history will be meticulously documented in an Aetheria wiki page, creating a rich historical tapestry for new players to catch up with and active players to keep contributing to.
What can you do in Aetheria?	The world is yours in Aetheria. We pride ourselves on limited admin intervention, so the other inhabitants are the only things stopping YOU from conquering the world through your might or your trade empire. Become a barista at your local tavern or a feared bandit roaming the wilderness looking for the next person to rob. The world is yours; what will you make of it?

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Hards, Ultimate, Normals, Kaiten, Sheside outside

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats appears out of nowhere. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is full of surprises at every turn.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare for the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun!

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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Diamonds

Minecraft, Girl’s Last Tour, x files, patch notes, Community

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then join our outrageous Minecraft SMP where the patch notes are as wild as a Final Fantasy game! We have resources, free companies, and linkshells that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join our in-game events like the Moonfire Faire where you can party like a Lalafell on a Friday night! And don’t miss our meetups where we discuss topics like Girl’s Last Tour and X-files while building epic structures in Lavender Beds.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember, things may get crazier than a herd of zombie pigmen on a rampage.

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Aetheria Worldbuilding Server Overview

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