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| Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3347 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 86 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous reasons to stay.
Ever wanted to escape from a manipulative partner who treats you like a personal flesh-vessel of pleasure? Look no further, our server is the perfect place to break free and enjoy some much-needed relaxation. No more tap-dancing around awkward situations or being left behind without food or money – on our server, you’re free to be yourself and have fun without any strings attached.
So come join us and leave all your worries behind – who needs a manipulative partner when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato. See you there!
