painful quotes – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP
BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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TeaseCraft Minecraft Server
4chan, ass, Asshole, Attention, cautious, Cock, Cum, Discreet, DownLow, Gay, GRINDR, horny, leading on, meet-up, Minecraft, Notifications, on the downlow, pervert, reddit, Server, sexting, Tease, TeaseCraft
Are you tired of just being a tease for attention without ever intending to have gay sex? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of leading multiple players on at once, just like you do on 4chan and reddit.
Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!

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Cryptocraft Minecraft Server
blockchain technology, Crypto, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, financial trends, investment strategy, market analysis, market cycle, market cycle analysis, market evaluation, market outlook, market prediction, market sentiment, market trends, market update, market volatility, Minecraft, price movement, Server, Technical Analysis, trading patterns
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical portal in the game that transported them to a land filled with talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! This server also has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with Endermen and Skeletons. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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GeorgiaCraft Minecraft Server
acceptance, Bravery, celebration, comes out, coming out, Community, courage, empowerment, equality, georgia, GeorgiaCraft, Identity, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, pride, Self Discovery, Server, She, Support, Today, Tomorrow, VISIBILITY
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through Georgia… or maybe tomorrow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so crazy that pigs can fly…literally! Watch as they soar through the sky on their magical wings.
2. We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the moonwalk.
3. Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Who needs regular old chickens when you can have bling-bling eggs?
4. The villagers on our server are actually secret agents in disguise. You never know who might be spying on you while you’re building your epic castle.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Georgia, tomorrow, and beyond await you!

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MadMinecraft Server
abused cowboys, activism, advocacy, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, fundamentalist Christians, gays, inclusion, LGBTQ, maddigan, MadMinecraft, marginalized groups, minority rights, prejudice, Server, social justice, society, Stereotypes, Tony, victims group
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with fundamentalist Christians, abused cowboys, and even some fabulous gays! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come on, don’t be a Tony, join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

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HeyCraft Minecraft Server
#birdwatching, animal, avian, Beak, bird, bird lover, chirping, feathered beauty, feathered friend, feathers, Flight, flying, HeyCraft, Minecraft, Nature, ornithology, perched, Server, SKY, Songbird, tweet, wildlife, Wings
Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a regular player? Well, on our server, we have a player who claims to be a bird! That’s right, a bird playing Minecraft! Join us for the chance to witness this feathered friend build nests, fly around, and maybe even lay some virtual eggs. Who knows what kind of crazy antics this bird will get up to next!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their porcine revolution? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a dragon. Will you be the one to uncover this epic loot and become the richest player on the server?
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, anything can happen when you’re playing with a bird, talking pigs, and hidden treasures!

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SquidGirl’s Fun Minecraft Server
adorable, Angry, animated series, Anime, catchphrase, comedy, cute, fictional character, Frustration, Fun, funny, humor, Ika Musume, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, ocean creature, Popular, quirky, Server, Squid, squid girl, SquidGirls, tentacles
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who will guide you on your quest for diamond loot. They may even teach you how to do the chicken dance in-game!
2. We have a special PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a melon-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else.
3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake!
4. We host weekly llama races where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flying pigs and exploding creepers. It’s a llama-zing time for all!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky talking chickens…they’re always up to something!

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BedrockTV Minecraft Server
BedrockTV, comfortable gaming, gaming accessories, gaming comfort, gaming convenience, gaming enjoyment, Gaming Entertainment., gaming in bed, gaming in bedroom, Gaming Lifestyle, gaming on TV, gaming peripherals, gaming relaxation, gaming setup, gaming setup ideas, gaming technology, large TV, Minecraft, pc games, pc gaming experience, Server, wireless keyboard, wireless mouse
Are you tired of sitting at a desk like a peasant while playing Minecraft? Join our server and play on your large TV while lounging in bed like a true gaming king! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to find. So grab your wireless keyboard and mouse, hop into bed, and join us for the comfiest Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyChat Minecraft Server
+61421980780, Chat, chat buddies, chat friends, Communication, Contact, CraftyChat, instant messaging, kik, Messaging, Minecraft, mobile chat, NL chat, online chat, Phone, r0dd3ls, rodneykind, Server, SMS, Snap, social media, Telegram, username
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can challenge our server owner, Rodney, to a duel. Rumor has it he’s never been beaten (mainly because he cheats, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just be sure to have your chatusername, phone number, and Snapchat ready because things are about to get LIT!

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RetroDash Minecraft Server
Active, bedrock edition, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, java edition, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, player-driven, Plugins, PvP, RetroDash, Roleplay, Server, Survival
The server owner “RetroDash” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
185.9.145.8:38000

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Hardrada Worldbuilding
admin intervention, alcohol, Angelchest, balanced rules, bar, Brewery, Chestshop, city, combatlog, Coming Soon, community suggestions, Discord, Dynmap, Empire, Fair Rules, Geyser, Hardrada Worldbuilding, History, merchant, minecraft server, No E chests, No Phantoms, Politics, Roleplay, Rtp, Siegewar, Simple Sit, Towny, unbiased staff team, Vanilla, Worldbuilding
Welcome to Hardrada Worldbuilding.
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!
We promise minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team. As well as balanced and fair rules and we are open to suggestions from the community. This is pure, vanilla worldbuilding without any dumb rules or plugins. This is meant to let the players almost entirely run the server.
Notable plugins:
Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, Combatlog, No E chests, Dynmap, Geyser (Bedrock comp), RTP ,No phantoms Siegewar, Simple Sit, Towny
Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569SERVER IS NOT OUT YET, COMING SOON!
51.161.117.5:25579

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