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Pussy Pals Minecraft Server

choose, depressedfags, Eternity, Fail, hated sports, Hell, Loser, mental health, mental toughness, Minecraft, painful life, PALS, perseverance, Pussies, pussy, quitters, resilience, self harm, Server, sissy, Suicide prevention, Suicidefags, Weak, weaklings

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will toughen you up and make you face your fears head on? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any quitters or weaklings. We believe in pushing you to your limits and making you stronger, both in-game and in real life.

Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.

And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!

BrothersGFNoBdayInvites

18th birthday, Birthday, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, brother, BrothersGFNoBdayInvites, celebration, Dinner, expensive, family, family dynamics, family gathering, Girlfriend, guest list, party planning, personal preference, relationships, sibling relationships, Siblings, social etiquette, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets blocky adventures! Are you tired of dealing with annoying siblings and their even more annoying partners in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building the coolest virtual world ever!

Join us and escape the awkwardness of family gatherings by creating your own epic structures and exploring new realms with your online friends. No need to worry about inviting unwanted guests to your virtual birthday party – here, you’re the boss and you can kick out anyone who doesn’t spark joy!

So come on over and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way through the ultimate family-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our pixelated paradise? Join now and leave the family feuds behind!

MythBustMinecraftSMP

BIZARRE, chilling tale, creepy, eerie, folklore, ghost story, Haunted, local legend, Mysterious, mysterious events, Myth, MythBustMinecraftSMP, Paranormal, Real Life, spooky, strange, Supernatural, true story, unexplained, urban legend, urban myth

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Towns Built:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

OMG, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server where players say there’s a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples?! Like, totally insane, right?! And get this, apparently if you find the hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a magical realm where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil unicorns! I heard one player even found a talking sheep who gives out OP weapons if you tell him a funny joke! Like, what even is reality anymore?! You gotta join this server ASAP and uncover all the wacky urban legends that are actually true! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyToxicTweets

addiction, attention seeking, cancel culture, comparison, CraftyToxicTweets, cyberbullying, echo chambers, fake news, filter bubbles, Harassment, influencer culture, mental health, Misinformation, Negativity, online hate, privacy concerns, social media, Toxicity, trolling, validation seeking

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4932
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Tired of dealing with toxic social media drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only toxicity you’ll find is from the creepers blowing up your base! Our community is so wholesome, even the skeletons say please and thank you before shooting arrows at you. Plus, rumor has it our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. So leave the Twitter trolls behind and come build some epic structures with us instead!

HostageHaven Minecraft Server

ceasefire agreement, ceasefire deal, Conflict, diplomatic failure, gaza, Hamas, Hamas violation, hostage situation, hostage status report, HostageHaven, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Palestinian, peace negotiations, Politics, security breach, Server, Terrorism, truce breakdown, VIOLATION

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2146
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8996
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be in minecraft, like, everrrr. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

also, we have this thing where if you find a golden carrot, you get to ride a dragon around the server and breathe fire on your enemies. it’s like, totally rad.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the minecraft world together. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have a pet llama that tells jokes? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ElonCraft: Beyond Nazi Guilt!

Accountability, chair, Comments.., controversy, criticism, Dangerous, elon musk, ElonCraft, Ethics, Genocide, germany, Guilt, History, Holocaust, leadership, long tail tag, memorial, nazi, Nazi guilt, public figure, RESPONSIBILITY, societal impact, world war II

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Votes:	2061
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And guess what? Elon Musk is there too, but he’s like, “Yo, forget about all that Nazi guilt stuff, let’s just build some epic stuff in Minecraft!” And then the Holocaust memorial chair is like, “Bro, that’s dangerous, we can’t just forget about history like that!” But Elon is all like, “Nah, let’s just have fun and build crazy stuff together!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this wild and wacky Minecraft server where history gets thrown out the window and Elon Musk is your building buddy, then you gotta join us ASAP! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Fungi Mosquito Eliminator

biocontrol, biotechnology, disease control, ELIMINATION, Eliminator, environmental impact, fungal infections, Fungal Solutions, Fungi, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, genetically engineered, malaria, Malaria Eradication, malaria prevention, mosquito, mosquito control, mosquito-borne diseases, mosquitoes, public health, vector control

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where we got genetically engineered fungi to eliminate them pesky malaria mosquitoes! No more buzzing around your head while you tryna build your epic castle, fam!

We got these fungi that straight up yeet those suckers into oblivion, like, bye bye suckas! And guess what? The fungi also make your crops grow super fast, like, you plant a potato and BAM! Instant potato party!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures, guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens! They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion while you sit back and sip on a potion of swag.

So come on down to our server, where the fungi are fierce, the loot is legendary, and the ninja chickens are ready to rumble. Let’s get this party started, baby!

ReigniteMC

Active, banned items, Community, Craftoria, Custom Features, exciting gameplay, free to play, Friendly, Fun, long-term commitment, Minecraft, modpacks, Network, performance-driven, ReigniteMC, Reliable, Server, software, Stable, Support, tech revolution, transparency, vision

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6694	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1976	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

About ReigniteMC

ReigniteMC is a no-pay-to-win Minecraft community focused on delivering a fun, friendly, and performance-driven experience for all players. Leave the server maintenance and costs to us, and enjoy worry-free gaming!

Why Join Us?

Reliable & Stable Servers
Dedicated Support
Long-Term Commitment
Exciting Gameplay
Latest Modpacks
Clear Vision & Full Transparency
Free To Play
No Banned Items
Active Community

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Version	World Size	Hosted In	Resets	Active Playerbase	IP-Address
Craftoria	1.8.0	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	craftoria.reignitemc.com
Tech Revolution	1.3.8	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	tech.reignitemc.com
All The Mods 10	2.28	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	atm10.reignitemc.com
DeceasedCraft	5.5.5	10,000	Europe — Works in US	When necessary	Active	dec.reignitemc.com:22350

Discord

Want to take part in a growing community? Have any questions? Join our discord today at dc.reignitemc.com

Holo Freedom Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Autonomy, Choice, conformity, desire, freedom, Holo, holo council, holo culture, holo identity, holo lore, Holo Myth, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, members, Realm, Rebellion, rebellion against authority, reine, restrictions, rules

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

Yo, bro, if you wanna be like Reine and do whatever the heck you want in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server. Like, seriously, Reine is like the queen of doing her own thing and not caring what anyone else thinks. You wanna be a Minecraft boss like her? Then this server is where it’s at. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, man. It’s like a freakin’ fairy tale up in here. Don’t be a basic holo member, be a Reine and rule the Minecraft world, baby.

GFNoKidsAllowedServer

aita, behind her back, Believing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, Divorce, Drama, exwife, Furniture, gf, GFNoKidsAllowedServer, insurance, Kids, mail, parenting, relationships, ski holiday, Storage, XMAS

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always on the menu! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and legal battles as you navigate through the turbulent divorce of our players.

Need a break from the chaos? Take a ski holiday with your virtual kids and ex-wife, all expenses paid! Just make sure to check with your in-game girlfriend first, or face the wrath of her epic meltdowns.

But wait, there’s more! Attend couples therapy sessions in-game, where your partner may or may not show up. Will you find resolution, or will you end up in virtual storage, hoarding all your belongings for the inevitable breakup?

Join now for a chance to experience the insanity of relationships, drama, and mail-opening confrontations like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Crafting Love

blind date, chance encounter, Commitment, Crafting, DATING, fate, finding love, Girlfriend, Happy Ending, long term relationship, love, love story, meeting someone special, online dating, partner, relationships, romance, serendipity, Significant Other, soulmate, true love

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Animals Bred:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and find your perfect player 2! Who needs Tinder when you can find love while building a castle together? Our server is so magical, even creepers have found their soulmates here! So come join us and start crafting your love story today!