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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing challenges.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

Snowball Smackdown: Revenge of the Pasty Players

Civilization, Demand, Ethics, Ideology, introspect, Justice, Liberals, mistake, murderer, pasty, payback, Players, power, racism, Replacement, Revenge, SmackDown, Snowball, stolen land, trial, Whitey

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7550
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that operates on a whole new level of ethics? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we let cold-blooded murderers roam free for a full year just to make them question their actions. And forget about trials, we already know the verdict beforehand!

Join us and witness the chaos as players cheer for scumbags from across the country. White liberals beware, because on our server, racism ends when you become a minority with little power. But don’t worry, it’s all payback for “stealing land” – according to our twisted ideology.

If you’re ready for a server that will make you question everything, join us now. Who knows, maybe white civilization will make it out alive…but then again, maybe not. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing higher than our players is their favorite YouTube videos!

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Farms Harvested:	486	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging crazy mobs and exploring secret caves. But that’s not all – on our server, you can also post your favorite videos to watch while high! Because who needs diamonds when you have dank memes, amirite?

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of hallucination. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing pink sheep everywhere – blame the mushrooms!

FlawlessCraft: Where even the creepers can’t find a flaw in our epic Minecraft server!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Magic Items Found:	7785
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that is as flawless as Sailor Moon’s transformation sequences? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of magical girl perfection! Join us and experience the power of friendship, sparkly transformations, and defeating evil with the power of love and justice. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of magical talking cats who will guide you on your quest for diamonds and adventure. So come join us and unleash your inner Sailor Scout on the most fabulous Minecraft server in the universe!

Club Leg Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Decisions

Adventures, Boundaries, club, consent, consequences, controversial, Decisions, explicit, Filmed, girl, INTIMATE, leg, legal implications, Minecraft, night out, Party, Private, Questionable, risky behavior, scandalous, Server, social media, taboo, Video, viral

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	153	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Runes Activated:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who once claimed to have filmed a girl’s leg in a club! That’s right, you never know what kind of wild and crazy adventures you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness more outrageous stories and maybe even create some of your own! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret club where players dance with pixelated legs all night long. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

TorontoCraft: Where even the creepers are polite, eh?

Canada, city, CREEPERS, Cultural, demographics, Diversity, ethnicity, Expectations, immigration, melting pot, multicultural, Perception, Polite, Population, society, statistics, Surprise, Toronto, TorontoCraft, Urban, white people

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8978
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by too many white people in Toronto? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only white you’ll see is the snow-capped mountains and fluffy sheep roaming the land. Say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of the city and hello to a virtual paradise where diversity reigns supreme. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where all the non-white players gather to plot world domination (or just build cool stuff together). So why wait? Join us now and let your imagination run wild…and colorful!

Crafty McCraftface: The Server That No One Knows About But Everyone Wants to Join

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing!

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where players run around with lit TNT on their heads, trying not to explode. And don’t even get us started on our “Parkour Pigs” competition, where players race against each other on the backs of speedy pigs!

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most outrageous gaming experience of your life!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Farms Harvested:	481	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!