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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

offensive language, verbal attacks, bullying, Server, hurtful phrases

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and mind-blowing challenges.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond-studded tutu? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who loves to photobomb your screenshots. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and rare blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

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SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

suburban-living, Hometown, Housing, relationships, urban living

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

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NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

Preferences, culture, NoMusicSMP, debate, Music (Industry)

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

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CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

endearing traits, Unexpectantly, pleasant surprise, charming qualities, charming demeanor

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

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PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

Aviation, Ukraine, Technology, jet-propelled, drone

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

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WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Withdrawal, eastern europe, Peacekeeping, Military, WagnerCraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!

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AntimatterCraft: HyperHydrogen-4 Fun!

Antimatter, HyperHydrogen4, Fun, antihyperhydrogen-4, antiproton

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got physicists from space or somethin’ discoverin’ antimatter hypernucleus antihyperhydrogen-4! Like, what even is dat? Sounds like some next level stuff happenin’ in our virtual world, fam.

Come join us and witness the madness as we collide atomic nuclei and create all sorts of wacky creations. We got antihyperons, antiprotons, and antineutrons all up in dis server, makin’ it a party like no other.

So if u wanna experience some outta dis world shenanigans and be part of a community that’s literally breakin’ the laws of physics, den come on down to our server. We promise u won’t regret it…probably.

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Divergent SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half ice cream, half bae

smp, Server, application, Community, Features

Divergent SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Divergent SMP
Version	1.21
Description	Divergent SMP is a community-based Java server where players can enjoy Minecraft’s newest features in a fun and engaging environment.
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join Divergent SMP?

To join Divergent SMP, you need to fill out an application on the server’s website at apply.divergentsmp.net.

2. Are there regular events on the server?

Yes, the community regularly hosts events, both in Minecraft and on the discord server.

3. Can I play with content creators on Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a variety of content creators that you can play with on the server.

GoodBros Minecraft Server

camaraderie, Unity, close friends, Server, PALS

Back in the day, we had diamond armor for days and our pickaxes never broke! But then the Ender Dragon got jealous of our swag and nerfed us into oblivion. Now we’re just a bunch of sad pandas wandering around in leather armor.

But fear not, brave adventurers! Our Minecraft server is the key to reclaiming our former glory. Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, duel with giant squids, and even have tea parties with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you might just get a chance to challenge him to a dance-off.

So come on over to our server and let’s show that Ender Dragon who’s boss once and for all!

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””Minecraft SMP – The iDOLM@STER SMP””

idolmaster-music-downloads, idolmaster translations, idolmaster-news, IDOLMSTER, Minecraft

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is like no other, with secret underground bases, hidden treasure hunts, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a charged creeper. You never know what’s going to happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a group of players who build giant statues of their favorite iDOLM@STER characters, host live concerts in-game, and reenact Gakuen- GK Debut Live HAJIME Tour -Ubugoe Koen- @SHIBUYA CLUB QUATTRO with pixel art?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

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