Painful Experience MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

unexpected attack, quills, porcupine defense, painful experience, animal encounter

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

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BlockyHeartbreaks

painful memory, emotional trauma, sorrowful moment, Grief, emotional pain

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

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PainfulPVPPranks Minecraft SMP

long-lasting effects, devastating loss, profound hurt, traumatic event, deceitful actions

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about getting hurt again! Unless, of course, you count the time when someone stole all of our diamonds and built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of our base. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

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BlockBusterBalls

testicular pain, BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, physical injury, medical emergency

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

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Kim Jong-Craft: Where even Americans can’t defeat the North Korean man

man, nuclear weapons, Conflict, Race, gigachads

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner gigachad and dominate like a North Korean man? Look no further, because our server is filled with players who are basically unstoppable forces of nature.

Join us and witness epic battles where Americans try to take on the mighty North Korean man, only to realize they are no match for their gigachad powers. With insane PvP battles, crazy building competitions, and a community of players who are basically legends in their own right, this server is not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the impossible becomes possible and where you can truly become a gigachad among gigachads, then come on over and see if you have what it takes to conquer like a North Korean man.

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KODAK SMP

Survival, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A SURVIVAL SERVER? COME JOIN KODAK SMP! WE OFFER: Available at every country, 24/7 Online, Crossplay, Dedicated Server, Low latency, Cracked Java & Bedrock Are Allowed, Economy, Land Claim, Anti-Cheat, TreeCapitator, BetterTeams Death Chest + TP Back, Shop, PvPToggle, and Many More!

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Yamoto Server

Retirement experience, inflation, Gift package, Yamoto Server, aggression

⊳ Territory function to protect your buildings ⋄ We use the Residence plugin to protect buildings belonging to you and other players.Permissions can be allocated to different players to make your building safer ⊳ Creature/block query to find the culprit of destruction ⋄ If an unknown player kills your animals or destroys your buildings, you can query the server’s block records to let you know who killed your buildings/animals! ⊳ Economic sources, start a pragmatic survival adventure! ⋄ The server’s economy will not be too inflated, and everyone will rely on their own perseverance in exchange for money! ⊳ Retirement experience, you don’t need to be too aggressive to achieve your essence! ⋄ The server gives players a good gift package, including diamonds when players join the server. Players can also get a certain number of diamonds every day!

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Satan’s Crafty Server: “You’ll Never Get (You)’s Diamonds”

temptation, Evil, self-belief, motivation, Ear

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most devilishly delightful way possible!

Picture this: you log onto our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking pig who offers to be your personal mining assistant. But be warned, this pig has a mischievous streak and may lead you straight into a pit of lava just for laughs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance instructors. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our legendary boss battles where you’ll face off against giant chickens with laser eyes and spiders that can breakdance. It’s a battle for the ages, and only the most skilled players will emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you may just find yourself whispering to the devil that you already have (You)’s!

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BootyCraft: Where every block is a cheeky adventure!

humor, BOOTY, BLOCK, Rump, funny

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up – literally! Our server is run by a group of mischievous pigs who have taken over the world and turned it into a wild, wacky playground for all players.

Join us and experience the thrill of riding giant chickens into battle, mining for diamonds with explosive TNT, and battling it out with evil cows who shoot laser beams from their eyes. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden toilet hidden deep within the server – because who wouldn’t want to sit on a throne made of pure gold?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

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ZenithFarm

Skyblock, Creative, Economy, PvE

Welcome! Dive into a Competitive Farming Experience

Welcome to our competitive farming server! This is the platform that agriculture enthusiasts have been eagerly anticipating. We are here to provide you with the best farming experience possible.

On our server, you’ll compete with other players to showcase your skills and become the top farmer. Plant your fields, nurture your crops, and harvest them to outpace your competitors. Strengthen your team and outmaneuver your rivals with strategic moves.

If you love a competitive farming experience, you’re in the right place. Come join us and secure your spot among the best in the farming world!

51.68.21.113:25604

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