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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

BlockyHeartbreaks

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

PainfulPVPPranks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Votes:	5253
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about getting hurt again! Unless, of course, you count the time when someone stole all of our diamonds and built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of our base. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BlockBusterBalls

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

Prism SMP: Where noobs try to avoid creepers while discussing their feelings and fighting over diamonds!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragons Tamed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Prism SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Prism SMP
Target Audience	Teens
Features	Quality-of-life datapacks, custom mob heads, interactive map
Community	Vibrant and welcoming

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join Prism SMP?

A: Prism SMP is targeted towards teens, so it is best suited for that age group. However, players of all ages are welcome to join!

Q: How do I connect to the server?

A: To join our server, you can find all the necessary information on our Discord server. Feel free to click on the Discord link provided above to get started!

Q: What makes Prism SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Prism SMP is run by teens for teens, creating a community that is relatable and engaging for younger players. Our server also offers unique features like quality-of-life datapacks and custom mob heads.

Q: Is voice chat required to play on Prism SMP?

A: While voice chat is encouraged to enhance the community experience, it is not mandatory. Players can still enjoy all aspects of the server without voice communication.

PurrCraft or VroomVille?

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of living in a boring old cat country or a car country? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride giant cats into battle against car-shaped monsters.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of cat-car hybrids who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the purr-fect blend of feline and automotive chaos!

Pixelated Isekai Adventures: Choose Your Series Wisely!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
New Chunks Explored:	411072	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you tired of being stuck in the boring real world? Do you dream of being isekai’d into a world full of magic and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Imagine being transported into a world where you can build your own castle, fight off dragons, and mine for diamonds all day long. No cultural shock here, just pure fun and excitement!

Join our server and experience the ultimate isekai adventure. Who needs fictional works when you can be a part of a world that’s basically our world + magic? Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to escape reality and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. See you in the game!

✨Out of this world🪐Faded moon🌙 1.18

Moon, smp, worldFaded

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7287
Astral Projections Made:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Enhanced SMP Server
Mods	Wind chimes, furniture, voice mod
Discord	Join the Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, click on the Discord link provided above and follow the instructions in the server.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes wind chimes, furniture, and a voice mod to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server through the Discord link provided.

Q: Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?

A: The server welcomes players of all ages, but be respectful towards other players.

Long Drive LOL Minecraft

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4868
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing falling out of trucks is pure fun and excitement! Join us for a wild ride down the long dusty road of adventure, where bricks are just a funny memory and hammerhead sharks are our new best friends. Who needs a boring old truck when you can ride a llama through our pixelated paradise? Come join us and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – just watch out for flying bricks!

DenyCraft: Where your brain struggles to process the LOLs of Minecraft madness! 🤪

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	New Chunks Explored:	520392
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos and ridiculousness at every turn? Then come join our server, where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a house made entirely of TNT just because you can. Our server is a wild and wacky place where anything goes, from flying cows to diamond-encrusted llamas.

But beware, our server has been known to cause temporary insanity in some players. One minute you’re peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’re in a heated debate with a talking creeper about the meaning of life.

So if you’re ready to throw logic out the window and embrace the madness, join our server today. Just be prepared for your brain to explode from all the absurdity!

Welcome to LumaMC, where your survival skills will be tested with a side of towny, jobs, mcMMO, and a dash of quick shopping fun!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mines Excavated:	4358
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to LumaMC Server

Server Features:

Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, forming alliances and building a community!
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a true master of your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy our custom coded items that have special abilities and unique skills!
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics!
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs and make your mark on the server!
Dynamic Seasons World	Watch as the world transforms based on the season!
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing	Test your fishing skills and compete for glorious rewards!
Jobs	Work a job to earn cash and make your way up the ranks or become the richest player around!

Connect to LumaMC:

Server IP: play.lumamc.net

Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat

Website: https://lumamc.net/

Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What is Towny?	Towny is a plugin that allows players to create and manage towns, form alliances, and protect their land through a claiming system.
How does the Hoarder Plugin work?	The Hoarder Plugin allows players to sell bulk items for extra cash. The top 4 players will be rewarded at the end of each Hoarder event.
What are Custom Items?	Custom Items are items in the game with special abilities and unique skills that are not found in the vanilla Minecraft game.
How can I join a fishing competition?	You can participate in fishing competitions by joining the event and competing against other players to catch the biggest fish and win rewards.
How do Jobs work on LumaMC?	Players can choose a job to work in, earn cash, and advance in ranks to become the richest player on the server.

BoomerCraft: Convincing Desperation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and watch as Boomers desperately try to convince you that turning left is better than turning right! Who knew navigating virtual worlds could cause such heated debates? But don’t worry, we have plenty of snacks and virtual popcorn to enjoy while you watch the chaos unfold. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual prune juice. So why wait? Join now and witness the epic battle of left vs. right!

AngloCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Cheerio’!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8408	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where Anglos roam free, ruling the land with their majestic presence. Join our server and experience the thrill of battling it out with these mythical creatures in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the Anglos are not to be underestimated – they have been known to wield diamond swords and ride on enchanted pigs into battle. So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Anglo warrior!

Numinex server Minecraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Void Armor Forged:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Emeralds Found:	1964	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

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