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Nordic Dad Jokes Minecraft SMP

Animal Attack, Animal Behavior, animal encounter, ATTACKED, dad, family pet, Father, jokes, leg injury, medical attention, Minecraft, Nordic, painful experience, pet owner, pet porcupine, porcupine defense, puncture wound, quills, self defense, sharp quill, smp, unexpected attack, wild animals, wildlife encounter

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	103	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! Need a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, I was just minding my own business, trying to show off my Nordic vibes, when suddenly my dad’s pet porcupine decided to go all ninja on me and stabbed me with one of its quills! If that’s not a sign that you need to join our server for some unexpected twists and turns, then I don’t know what is. So come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft fun – just watch out for those sneaky porcupines!

BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Emeralds Found:	9477
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mines Excavated:	2886
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

PainfulPVPPranks Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, broken promises, damaging betrayal, deceitful actions, deep wounds, devastating loss, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking betrayal, hurtful words, lasting pain, long-lasting effects, Minecraft, painful experience, painful memories, PainfulPVPPranks, profound hurt, shattered dreams, smp, traumatic event, trust shattered

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	7763
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about getting hurt again! Unless, of course, you count the time when someone stole all of our diamonds and built a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of our base. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with cake and llamas wearing sunglasses. So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server! Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next?

BlockBusterBalls

BlockBusterBalls, emergency room visit, genital injury, genital trauma, groin injury, male anatomy, medical emergency, painful accident, painful experience, physical injury, reproductive health, scrotum injury, sensitive area, sports accident, sports injury, testicle injury, testicular pain, testicular trauma, traumatic event, urological emergency, Urology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6767
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to protect your precious testicles from harm!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Testicle Armor, rumored to be crafted from the finest diamonds in all of Minecraft. With this armor, your testicles will be safe from any creepers, zombies, or even rogue players trying to take them for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Testicle Olympics event, where players compete in challenges like the Nutcracker Obstacle Course and the Sack Race for fabulous prizes and bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and keep your testicles safe and sound while having a ball of a time!

EcoMC

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
New Chunks Explored:	693177	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

EcoMC is a Towny server filled with the features you want: – Custom Enchants – Custom Armor – Custom World – Custom Bosses – Talismans – mcMMO – Auction House – Economy and much, much, more!

It’s not yet another earth server – this is something different.

You can join our discord server at: https://discord.gg/6QJ4WBkHqT

play.ecomc.net

BVR Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7523	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Our server is running on the latest Pixelmon Reforged! >Pixelmon Modpack: http://bit.ly/2PifaUs >Pixelmon Reforged >Minecraft 1.12.2

Server advantages! > Exclusive gyms! > Prizes for daily votes! > Shiny and Legendary with improved spawns! > Quest System in MMORPG > Balanced economy! > Clan system!

jogar.bvrpixelmon.com.br

2b2t Japan

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	10

*There are no rules You are free to do what you can within the server.- *1.12.2～1.17.1 -Versions 1.12.2 to 1.17.1 It supports the latest version, so there is no need to change the version. *There are two worlds on this server, 1.12.2 and 1.17.1. -There is also a newer version of the world, so if you want to play the newer version, you can use 1.17.1. If you want to play the older version, you can use 1.12.2.-

IP: 2b2t.jp

Discord: ( https://discord.2b2t.jp/ )

Sponsor: mamireimu Hosting Server ( https://hosting.mamisrv.ne.jp/ )

donate: ( https://donate.2b2t.jp/ )

2b2t.jp

MCisle

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Emeralds Found:	6678
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to MCisle! We strive to be the best semi-vanilla minecraft server and feature great server specs, hard difficulty 1.20.1 gameplay with a few quality of life additions. We are constantly upgrading and updating. All of the fun of vanilla without the grief.

Put your skills to the test! We have three incredible parkour worlds and a fourth in the works.

Our server includes: Teleport requests, Set homes, Inventory Safe PvP Arena for practice, Spawn Hub, Parkour, PvP and Raiding, No major griefing allowed

Just enjoy everything else relax, build, and play!

Join us at play.MCisle.com

play.mcisle.com

Worst Server Ever

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

This is the Worst Server Ever! “Server so bad, you’ll wish it wasn’t so bad.” 24/7 Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft server

play.worstserverever.com

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

mc.kivcraft.ca

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

legends.apexmc.co

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

mc.play-pixelworld.co.uk

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

play.rusticsmp.com

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

play.unitedfactions.net