painful death Minecraft Servers

painful death Minecraft Servers

  • No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

    No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 1243
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7670 Zombie Dances: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 156
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

    But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

    Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

    CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 4321
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 5932 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Boomer Adventures

    Blocky Boomer Adventures
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9645
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 62 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

    Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Nothing Happens Here

    Nothing Happens Here
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7315
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

    CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 9908
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4753
    Emeralds Found: 6820 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

    Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

    But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

    And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LOLz9K Humiliation Server

    LOLz9K Humiliation Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 8148
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

    Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 5836
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Runes Activated: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Life LOLz

    Blocky Life LOLz
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 962
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4025
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

    Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

    If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

    So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

    TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 7493
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3146 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

    Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

    Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

    Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

    Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 7363
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 5650
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

    Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

    Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 7388
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Cosmic Pies Baked: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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