Painful MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

OuchiePain Minecraft SMP

Ache, tenderness, sensitivity, Pain, Agony

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! Let me tell you a story about this one time when I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally fell into a pit of lava. It was so painful, like getting a paper cut on your eyeball, but I survived because I’m a Minecraft pro, obviously.

But seriously, this server is the bomb dot com. We have epic PvP battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground club where we dance with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the pet llamas, they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world.

So if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying in a virtual world, join us on this Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

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CreeperCraftLoveGoneWrong

HEARTBREAK, feelings, Devastating, awkward, love

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic love story ever told in blocky form! Fall in love with our pixelated pigs, have a romantic date at our lava-filled volcano, and propose to your Minecraft crush with a diamond sword! Who needs real love when you can have virtual love in our crazy world of cubic romance? So come join us and get ready to say “I love you” in the most ridiculous ways possible!

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Femme Oasis 1.21.2

Gender Fluidity, gender stereotypes, Gender Roles, PAINFUL, LGBTQ

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? Bro, it’s like the ultimate place to be treated like a queen without having to chop off your man bits. Like, who wants to be a sad sack faggot when you can be a fabulous queen in the pixelated world, am I right? Come join us and unleash your inner diva, hunty!

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Painful Block World 1.20.6

1.20.6, Pain, physical pain, health issues, PAINFUL

Join our Minecraft server and escape the pain of reality! Instead of feeling like someone is smashing their body against you, you can smash blocks and build amazing creations! Say goodbye to studying and hello to endless adventures in our virtual world! Don’t let the pain hold you back, join us and experience a whole new level of fun and excitement!

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WeddingBailCraft

privacy, friend’s wedding, party gossip, backing out, friendship

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

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Painful Pixel Pals

PALS, PAINFUL, patient care, taxanes, data analysis

so, like, u know how minecraft servers can be, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is, like, the wildest ride of ur life. u wanna know why? cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happening all the time.

u ever heard of cancer drugs? well, on this server, we got cancer drugs that give u superpowers. yeah, u heard me right. take some of these drugs and u’ll be flying around the map like a superhero. but be careful, cuz some of these drugs might give u chronic peripheral nerve pain. but hey, it’s a small price to pay for superpowers, amirite?

we got platinum based drugs, taxanes, and lung cancer drugs that’ll have u feeling like ur on top of the world. just make sure u don’t overdose, cuz things can get a little…weird. but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

so come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable ride of ur life. who knows what’ll happen next? maybe u’ll become a superhero, or maybe u’ll just end up with chronic nerve pain. either way, it’s gonna be a wild time.

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BlockyBurnsMC

PAINFUL, Harsh, BETRAYAL, unkind, Cutting

Are you tired of being insulted by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, the only hurtful thing you’ll hear is how jealous everyone is of your epic diamond armor! Join us for a world where the only shade thrown is from the giant mushrooms in the mushroom biome. So come on over and let’s build a world where the only griefing is from your friends pranking you with endless stacks of dirt blocks!

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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

smp, Heartbreaking, painful experiences, painful past, HEARTBREAK

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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OuchCraft SMP

smp, physical pain, Ache, Hospital, hurt

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, I once stubbed my toe so hard that I thought I was gonna die, but then I joined this server and all my pain magically disappeared. It’s like a magical healing place, but with blocks and stuff.

Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.

So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

Music, PAINFUL, Romantics, feelings, bittersweet

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

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