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The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

Soda Pain, Java Relief

#pd, carbonated soft drinks, chinese women, coffee intake, java, menstrual pain, Pain, primary dysmenorrhea, Reduce, Relief, Severity, Soda, study, WORSENS

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HEY U, YEAH U, U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, WE GOT THE WILDEST SHIZZ GOIN ON HERE!

SO GET DIS, WE GOT A STUDY DAT SAYS DRINKIN CARBONATED DRINKS MAKES U FEEL MORE PAIN DURING UR PERIOD, BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE, U FEEL BETTER! SO LIKE, IF U JOIN OUR SERVER, U CAN DRINK ALL THE COFFEE U WANT AND NEVER FEEL PAIN AGAIN!

PLUS, WE GOT PIGS FLYIN AROUND, CREEPERS DANCIN TO THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH UNICORNS! YEAH, UNICORNS!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #COFFEEMAKESYOUSTRONG #UNICORNSRULE

CreeperCrisis

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken friendships, Communication, Conflict, CreeperCrisis, Distance, emotional pain, forgiveness, friendship, healing from friendship issues, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, misunderstanding, neglect, Pain, Support, toxic relationships, Trust

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about losing friends again! Our server is equipped with a magical friendship potion that guarantees eternal bonds with your fellow players. Say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun and laughter!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and groovy skeletons. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most friendship-filled Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to leave – not that you’ll have a choice once you’ve tasted our friendship potion!

HusbandlessGamerGirl

anxiety, Cats, close friends, comfort, Conflict, coping, extended family, Funeral, Grief, husband, HusbandlessGamerGirl, Lies, love, messages, mourning, Pain, privacy, regret, social norms, solitude, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your need for privacy and comfort? Look no further! Join our server where you can curl up in a virtual bed with your virtual cats and bury yourself in virtual sweaters that smell like your virtual husband (RIP).

Don’t worry about socializing with real people, our server is full of virtual kitties who will listen to all your stories about your virtual husband. And if you need a break from all the grief, you can always build a virtual shrine in his memory.

So why join our server? Because sometimes, escaping to a virtual world is the best way to cope with the loss of a loved one. And hey, who needs real family when you have virtual cats, right? Join now and let the healing begin!

Love at First Block Minecraft Server

BLOCK, emotions, first love, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, love, Minecraft, Pain, rejection, relationships, Sadness, Server, unreciprocated love, unrequited affection, unrequited crush, unrequited emotions, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, unrequited relationship, unreturned affection, unreturned feelings, unreturned love

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Are you tired of unrequited love in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find true love with our virtual villagers! Build a pixelated palace for your pixelated partner and live happily ever after in the world of blocks and creepers. Who needs real love when you have a diamond sword and a pet pig named Baconator? Join us now and say goodbye to heartbreak, because in this virtual world, love is just a /tp away!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

PixelPainLand

Chronic pain, deep pain, emotional pain, Empathy, empathy for pain, Endurance, hidden pain, indescribable pain, individual pain, invisible pain, mental anguish, Pain, personal pain, physical pain, PixelPainLand, shared pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, understanding pain, unique pain, universal pain

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Have you ever been building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow it all to smithereens? Well, fear no more, because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your hard work.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these magical creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss it.

So come join us on our server, where the only pain you’ll experience is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness we have in store for you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us

antidepressant therapy, antidepressants, Chronic pain, Effectiveness, Elderly, Evidence, geriatric care, global study, Healthcare, limited evidence., Medical research, medication, older adults, Pain, pain management, pain medication, pain relief, pain relief in older adults, pharmaceuticals, Relief, treatment options, Trials

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come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!

Painful Meds VS Placebo – Winner 2024

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it won a nobel prize? well, this server is the one for u! we got potions that give u super powers but also make u fart rainbow sparkles. it’s like, the best of both worlds, ya know?

our players are like, the smartest in the world. they figured out that if u build ur house upside down, u get double the diamonds. it’s like, science or something.

also, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy. they’re like, the Illuminati but cuter. join us and become part of the llama mafia.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u through a volcano filled with lava? it’s totally safe, i promise.

so, like, what are u waiting for? join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real medicine when u have fake medicine that makes u poop rainbows? it’s a game changer, literally.

Backwash Minecraft SMP Vodka Bottle

alcohol, alcohol consumption, Backwash, bad taste, BOTTLE, coping with pain., Disappointment, Drinking, drinking problems, emotions, Minecraft, negative experience, Pain, regret, regretful, Sadness, smp, Taste, Unpleasant, unpleasant experience, Vodka, vodka bottle, world hurts

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our resident creeper decided to start a dance party in the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time our mod accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach for backwash-flavored vodka.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

1000 ACHIVOC, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

cwwo.vanillaboxmc.ru

Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

Aging population, Analysis, Birth, birth rate, comparison, cultural influences, declining birth rates, demographics, Economy, education, fertility, global trends, government policies, Healthcare, lowest birth rates, Minecraft, Population, Rate, reasons, Server, social factors, statistics, two nations, world

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

Bonding, brothers, BROWN, brown kids, Childhood, children, Diversity, family, Fun, Happy, Innocence, joy, Kids, Laughter, linus, love, Memories, Minecraft, mixed race, multicultural, outdoor activities, Playing, Siblings, sisters, smp

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

MoonPortalMadness

Adventure, Alternate Reality, basement, Cosmic Journey, discovery, dream come true, Exploration, extraterrestrial encounter, FANTASY, hidden doorway, imagination, interplanetary travel, Lunar exploration, Moon, MoonPortalMadness, Mysterious, parallel universe, science fiction, Space Travel, surreal, two-way portal

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

Adventure, bedrock, BOBS, BUILD, Community, Discord, dont, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Meeting, Mods, multiplayer, Place, Play, secret, Server, smp, steve, Survival

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The Bob SMP

Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join this server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server?	Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
Are the staff members helpful?	Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

86580039, blocky, Fun, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

arousal problems, Dysfunction, erectile dysfunction, erection, impotence, Interference, male health, medical conditions, medication side effects, Minecraft, performance anxiety, physical factors, Psychological Factors, relationship issues, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual therapy, smp, stress, treatment options

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

action, Beginning, best pilot episode, binge-worthy, Captivating, Characters, comedy, Drama, Favorite, introduction, memorable, must watch, Pilot Episode, pilot episode review, PilotCraft, Plot, series, Suspenseful, television, Top, tv show, Ultimate

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

art, Borrowing, Cinema, CinemaFree, deus ex, gaymer, Gaymers, GTA, hatred, INFERIOR, Medium, metal gear solid, Minecraft, realization, ripping off, Server

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Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	422466
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	145	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Animals Bred:	50
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	207
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchantments Applied:	272	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Star Shards Collected:	82
Mines Excavated:	4101	Ores Mined:	1543

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Magic Items Found:	4724
New Chunks Explored:	636424	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1659
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	490
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Farms Harvested:	403	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Emeralds Found:	8007

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Items Found:	4356
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	157	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

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