Pain MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

injury, Unfortunate, blunder, stupid, AccidentalOuch

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!

And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!

So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!

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SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

delayed onset muscle soreness, doms, Pain, SwoleCraft, FITNESS

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

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Handcrafted Realms 1.20

Fight, reason to fight, save tonight, given all, storm’s

Join our Minecraft server and feel the adrenaline rush as you fight for survival with deadman’s guns! The seams are torn, just like your enemies will be after you’re done with them. Don’t let them take your will to live, take it back with epic battles and crazy adventures. Luck won’t save them tonight, but joining this server will save you from boredom. Get ready to face storms and pain like never before, all in the light of our insane Minecraft world. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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PixelPainGrief

life-changing loss, deep sorrow, coping with loss, tragic event, overwhelming sadness

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

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SolariCraft

Survival Games, Cross-Play, detail, Fault, PvP

It is important to take care of the patient, to be followed by the patient, but it will happen at such a time that there is a lot of work and pain. For to come to the smallest detail, no one should practice any kind of work unless he derives some benefit from it. Do not be angry with the pain in the reprimand in the pleasure he wants to be a hair from the pain in the hope that there is no breeding. Unless they are blinded by lust, they do not come out; they are in fault who abandon their duties and soften their hearts, that is toil.

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MineCraftySantaFacts

christmas, Hyperactive, Kid, Gifts, Honesty

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no coal in your stocking! Unlike this poor soul’s dad who thinks it’s funny to give out coal on Christmas, we believe in spreading joy and happiness in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for a jolly good time filled with epic builds, friendly players, and no judgment for being a hyper ADHD kid (we welcome all types here). Our server is a coal-free zone, so you can rest assured that your Christmas won’t be ruined by any mean-spirited Santas.

And if you’re worried about ruining Christmas for your little sister like this player, fear not! Our server is a safe space where everyone is treated with kindness and respect. So come on over and let’s spread some holiday cheer together – no coal required!

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ERvisitMinecraftServer

feeling unloved, upset feelings, feeling neglected, ER visit, communication problems

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

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Echoing Dimensions Minecraft Server

Respect, Communication, holiday, Server, long distance

Hey broskis, listen up! This Minecraft server is like finding love in a blocky world. Just like how I found my perfect girl on holiday, you’ll find the perfect server for you here. It’s beautiful, kind, and smart – just like my crush. And guess what? You don’t have to be scared to make a move here! Join this server and you’ll never have to worry about missing out on something great ever again. It’s like a winter romance that lasts all year round. So come on, join us and let’s build something special together. Don’t be a creeper, be a keeper on this server!

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Lube Me Up Minecraft Server

Support, Server, violence, rape, empowerment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and unforgettable experience!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches. Our community is filled with players who are always up for a good time, whether it’s building giant phallic structures or staging elaborate pranks on each other.

And don’t worry, we always make sure to use lube when things get a little too crazy. Trust us, it’s all in good fun! So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. See you in the game!

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Hurt Someone Minecraft Server

hurt, consequences, self improvement, Self Healing, Understanding

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is accidentally punching a tree and hurting yourself? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server is so wild and crazy that you’ll be hurting yourself from laughing so hard at all the shenanigans going on. From exploding pigs to dancing creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. Join now for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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