Pain MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

RIP Visceral Minecraft SMP March 29, 2021 – August 30, 2024

March, race horse, Share, athlete, Visceral

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the horses are not only athletes but also have dramatic storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Witness the rise and fall of Visceral, the horse with dreams of winning races but tragically met his end due to a mysterious infection. Will you be able to save the next horse hero from a similar fate? Only by joining our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous ride of your blocky life!

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LymeCraft: Painful Pixels & Doctor Delays

delayed treatment, PAINFUL, nationwide study, specialist visits, Delays

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit adventures and crazy shenanigans!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you, but don’t worry, our server has special potions that turn them into friendly unicorns!

we also have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

oh, and did we mention our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written by a talking chicken!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most wild and wacky minecraft adventure of your life!

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PainCraft: The Resilient Realm

discomfort, perseverance, inner strength, facing the pain, Suffering

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft!

Join us if you enjoy the thrill of pain and suffering, because on our server, every block you break will come back to haunt you in your dreams. That’s right, you’ll be haunted by the ghosts of all the innocent blocks you’ve destroyed. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken Army in battle, you’ll be granted unlimited chicken nuggets for life. Who needs diamonds when you have chicken nuggets, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Remember, the only way out is through, so keep on breaking those blocks, even if it hurts.

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HartAttack Minecraft SMP

coping with heartache, heartache poems, Heartache, heartache and betrayal, BETRAYAL

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and team up with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them in a dance-off. And don’t even get us started on the talking villagers who will trade you diamonds for your best joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT-loving creeper on the loose)!

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LoveSMPHeartbreak

emotional turmoil, situationship, Jealousy, Insecurity, Pain

Are you tired of feeling like a creeper in your Minecraft SMP relationship? Join our server and never worry about awkward encounters again! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of trying to find that special someone in a world full of blocky avatars.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary love potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels for you. Just be careful not to accidentally give it to a zombie instead – we’ve had some…interesting incidents in the past.

So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up building a pixelated castle together and living happily ever after. Or at least until someone steals your diamonds.

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GriefGuru in Minecraft SMP

emotional, Struggle, acceptance, Difficult, Pain

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, crying over your lost diamonds like they were your ex’s phone number? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to heal your broken heart with laughter and shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll never have to face the pain of losing your favorite pickaxe again, because our community is so tight-knit, we practically share each other’s inventories. Need a new best friend after your dog despawned mysteriously? Look no further, because our players are more loyal than any tamed wolf.

And if you’re still not convinced, just wait until you hear about the legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that a diamond block the size of a village is waiting to be discovered, guarded by a dragon who breathes fire made of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the brave hero to claim it, or will you end up as just another burnt marshmallow?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be losing is your sanity from all the laughter and chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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MorphineEnsembleCraft

pain relief, neural, group, processes, activity changes

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!

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SadCraft or SadVibesCraft

sorrowful, Troubled, Despair, mental health, dejected

Are you tired of mining for hours only to find nothing but dirt and gravel? Are you sick of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your problems!

Our server is like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of Minecraft – except instead of chocolate rivers, we have diamond waterfalls! And forget about boring old mobs like zombies and skeletons – on our server, you’ll be battling giant mutant chickens and evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes!

But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Across a Pit of Lava While Riding a Pig” that will have you laughing until you cry. And if you ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of giant mushrooms and exploding sheep.

So why are you sad? Join our Minecraft server and let the laughter and chaos begin!

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ExBlockerz

Pain, relationship trauma, toxic relationship, ex, forgiveness

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

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NoWorstEnemyMC

BETRAYAL, NoWorstEnemyMC, Nightmare, Hardship, regret

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the same boring items in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying llama.

Imagine a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are afraid of YOU. On our server, you’ll have the chance to build a castle made entirely of cake and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether.

So why join our server? Because we guarantee that you’ll never have a dull moment again. Say goodbye to boring crafting and hello to epic adventures that will leave you saying, “I wouldn’t even wish this on my worst enemy…but I’m sure glad it happened to me!”

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