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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 900 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Mines Excavated: | 1616 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!
we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!
not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!
so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!
