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  • PillPurgeCraft

    PillPurgeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as throwing out your husband’s pills? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Reasons to join:
    – Our server is so addictive, you won’t even need those pills anymore!
    – Experience the thrill of throwing away virtual items just like throwing away those pesky pills.
    – Build your own virtual world where you make the rules, just like how this husband thought he could make his own rules with those pills.

    So come join us and let’s settle this argument once and for all – are you the AITA for throwing out his pills, or are you the hero of your own Minecraft story? Only one way to find out!

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  • Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us

    Elderly Pain Relief – Antidepressants R Us
    come join our epic minecraft server where we give out free antidepressants to all players to help with the pain of losing in pvp battles. our studies show that after taking our magical pills, players have a 99.9% chance of winning every fight! we’ve conducted a whopping 15 trials in the last 40 years and the results are mind-blowing. don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity to dominate the game with the power of antidepressants! join now and start your journey to victory!

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  • TranqCraft: Dope Withdrawal Fun

    TranqCraft: Dope Withdrawal Fun
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well i got the perfect place for u! come join our server where we offer the most epic withdrawal treatment using short acting opioids, ketamine, and other crazy meds!

    we promise u will have a blast as u mine, build, and fight off creepers while also getting the best treatment for ur tranq dope withdrawal! u won’t find this kind of treatment anywhere else, trust me!

    join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures as u journey through our server. who knows, u might even find a hidden treasure filled with diamonds and emeralds! so what r u waiting for? come join us now and let the fun begin!

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  • Back Pain Placebo Fun

    Back Pain Placebo Fun
    so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly all your back pain just disappears like magic! but get this, it’s not even real magic, it’s just placebos! like, you know they’re fake but they still work! it’s like a miracle or something, man. so if you wanna be pain-free and have a blast playing minecraft, you gotta join this server, trust me, it’s mind-blowing! plus, there’s this crazy story about a player who built a giant statue of a llama using only dirt blocks, and it became a sacred site that players from all over the world come to worship at. like, how insane is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • Pain-Free Mindful Craft

    Pain-Free Mindful Craft
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from the real world and chill in a virtual world where u can build stuff and mine for diamonds? well, this server is the place to be, man. like, seriously, if u join this server, all ur pain and negative emotions will just disappear, dude. it’s like magic, but better cuz it’s minecraft. u can meditate while u mine for diamonds and feel all zen and stuff. it’s like therapy, but with creepers and endermen. so, like, join this server now and say goodbye to all ur pain and stress. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

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  • PainfulBlocks vs PeriodCramps

    PainfulBlocks vs PeriodCramps
    Are you tired of dealing with excruciating menstrual pain like our 22F player? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your pain behind! Our server is so fun and engaging, you’ll forget all about your endometriosis woes.

    Plus, if your boyfriend constantly compares your pain to his old high school football injuries, don’t worry! On our server, you can team up with other players to show him just how different those pains really are. Maybe a friendly PvP battle will do the trick?

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life pain and drama behind. Who knew escaping to a virtual world could be so therapeutic?

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  • Momma’s Post-Op Paradise

    Momma’s Post-Op Paradise
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will take care of you better than your husband after surgery? Look no further! Our server is like having your mom there to comfort you, except with pixelated blocks and creepers. Join us for a healing experience like no other, where you can cry yourself to sleep in a virtual world filled with adventure and fun. Who needs a neglectful husband when you have a whole community of players ready to support you? Come join us and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and maybe even find a new virtual family. You deserve better, and our server is here to give it to you!

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  • KetamineCraft – Opioid Mod Fun!

    KetamineCraft – Opioid Mod Fun!
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a rave in the Nether!

    Join our server and experience the ultimate high with ketamine and major ketamine metabolites acting as allosteric modulators of opioid receptors. That’s right, you’ll be tripping balls while building your epic creations in a world where anything is possible.

    Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server you’ll be surviving and thriving in a whole new way. Who needs diamonds when you have ketamine-induced superpowers?

    So come on down and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just remember to hold on tight, because things are about to get crazy up in here!

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  • CraftyPainRelief: NoAddictRisk

    CraftyPainRelief: NoAddictRisk
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well, do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream castle, fight off zombies with ur pet llama, and even ride a flying pig! sounds crazy, right? well, on this server, anything is possible!

    not only that, but we have the most epic events like a giant chicken race where u can win a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden apple of awesomeness! and get this, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons!

    but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items like the enchanted sword of bacon and the infinity bow of unicorns! and if u join now, u’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyPainRelief

    CraftyPainRelief
    OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

    I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

    So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

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