| Players: |
101/800 |
Uptime: |
100% |
| Rating: |
4.7 / 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: |
19 |
Chaos Gates Opened: |
1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: |
1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: |
1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: |
69 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: |
5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: |
1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: |
2 |
Epic Quests Completed: |
22 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: |
7 |
Soul Swords Wielded: |
6 |
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we got so much cool stuff, like, you can ride on a llama while shooting fireworks out of a crossbow. and, like, if you find a secret hidden chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows. not even kidding, man.
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plus, we have this secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. it’s got glow-in-the-dark sheep and a DJ skeleton spinning records. it’s, like, the best party in the whole minecraft universe.
so, like, if you want to have a blast and make friends with aliens and dolphins, join our server. it’s gonna be, like, totally out of this world, man.
