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SwashbuckleCraft: Where finding diamonds is easier than finding a good joke! 99% Vanilla Java 1.20

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Minecraft Server Overview

Pros:
– Your builds will never go away (our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools also exist)
– Our group is small, so it’s easy to be familiar with everyone
– We are 99% vanilla – running fabric server software
– There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to

Cons:
– If you like to grief, PvP, or say things that aren’t kid friendly you’ll not enjoy it
– Our group is small, so you may be the only player online at times

If that sounds good to you please click here to get added to the whitelist.

If that doesn’t sound good to you I hope you find the perfect server soon! Good luck and thanks for reading!

FAQ

Q: Is the server modded or vanilla?

A: The server is 99% vanilla, running fabric server software.

Q: Do my builds get deleted/reset?

A: No, our world is 8 years old and will not reset. Backups and anti-griefing tools are also in place.

Q: Are there donator benefits?

A: There are no donator benefits, only donate if you want to support the server.

Q: What if I like griefing, PvP, or not kid-friendly talk?

A: This server may not be enjoyable for players who engage in griefing, PvP, or use inappropriate language.

BoomerCraft: Where we all wish we were young again

“Youth, #friendgroup, #generationgap, #identitycrisis, #independentadult, #losttime, #punkshows, #selfperception, #youngadult, 30s, Aesthetic, bitter, BoomerCraft, collegeaged, Cool, Hookups, latebloomer, millennial, neeting, regret, selfsabotage, young

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on your youth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number! Join us and relive your glory days of being young, wild, and free!
Our server is filled with young, cool players who are always down for a good time. From epic build battles to crazy adventures, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our virtual punk shows are to die for – you’ll be moshing in no time!

And don’t worry about not fitting in – on our server, everyone is welcome, regardless of age. So come join us and let loose, because who says you can’t be young and cool at 28? Let’s make some memories that will have you feeling forever young!

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Blocky Madness

automobile, blocky, CAR, controversial, controversy, Dark History, dictator, dictator’s car, germany, historical artifact, History, hitler, Infamous, INSANE, luxury, madness, museum piece, nazi, rare find, vintage, war crime, world war II

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of driving Hitler’s actual car! Yes, you read that right. This server is so exclusive that we have managed to recreate Hitler’s car in Minecraft for you to drive around in. Who knew the dictator had such a love for blocky vehicles?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere down there. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with creepers, zombies, and skeletons. Don’t worry, they’re all friendly and love to be petted. Just watch out for the exploding hugs from the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild?

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Heroes and Empires | 1.18.2 | Towny | RPG | Geopol

1.18.2, 1600s, 1700s, Cannons, Earth, Earthmap, Flagwar, Geopol, Guns, heroes and empires, minecraft server, Movecraft, muskets, Pirates, Roleplay, RPG, Towny

IP: heroesandempires.modded.funVersion: 1.18.2 (Optifine recommended!)Choose from 20 RPG classes!Start your own Town and Nation!Explore and Conquer a huge map of the Earth!Heroes and Empires is a geopolitical towny flag war server with a unique RPG system, based on real historical warriors from past centuries. Whether you decide to use a sword and shield as a knight, or a musket as a skirmisher, is up to you. Come join our community today.

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🏰 HighlandsMC: Where the only thing sweeter than the vanilla is the PVP action!

{Moderation team}, action, claim system, Claims, Content Creation, Discord, discussion, Features, Friendly, ground floor, HighlandsMC, Involved, Launching, Lore, Mapping, Nation building, Politics, PvP, Server, smp, sweeter, Territories, Vanilla

HighlandsMC Geopolitical Server Overview

Features
Discord server which encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server! 💬
An excellent Dynmap to visualise the server’s claims and territories! 🗾
An involved and friendly moderation team! 🗣️
Encouraged nation building and claim system! 🏛️

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord today!!! https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join HighlandsMC?	You can join HighlandsMC through our Discord server. Visit the link provided above to join.
What activities are encouraged on the server?	We encourage mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics. Nation building and claiming territories are also encouraged.
Is there a moderation team in place?	Yes, we have an involved and friendly moderation team to ensure a positive experience for all players.

SkeletoSMP VS Hypixel

Achievements, adventurous, Challenges, Community, creativity, Customenchantments, Customstructures, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Immersive, Jobs, LifeSteal, multiplayer, Quests, Roleplaying, Skills, socializing, Survival, teamwork, VirtualWorld

Hypixel	SkeletoSMP
Pros:	Pros:
– Largest Minecraft server with a wide variety of mini-games	– Offers custom enchantments and structures for a unique gameplay experience
– Active community with millions of players	– Features quests, skills, and jobs for added depth to gameplay
– Constant updates and new content	– Provides a wonderful and adventurous survival experience
– High-quality servers with minimal lag	– Thankful and friendly community
Cons:	Cons:
– Can be overwhelming for new players due to the vast amount of content	– Smaller player base compared to larger servers
– Some players may experience connection issues during peak times	– Limited mini-games and activities compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Q: Is Hypixel suitable for casual players?	A: Yes, Hypixel has a wide range of mini-games that cater to both casual and competitive players.
Q: What sets SkeletoSMP apart from other survival servers?	A: SkeletoSMP offers custom enchantments, structures, quests, skills, and jobs for a unique gameplay experience.
Q: How often does Hypixel update their content?	A: Hypixel regularly releases updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting.
Q: Does SkeletoSMP have an active and friendly community?	A: Yes, SkeletoSMP prides itself on having a thankful and friendly community for players to enjoy.

Crafty Bookworms

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Oh boy, get ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why, you ask? Because on this server, llamas are the ultimate rulers and demand to be treated like royalty.
But that’s not all! As you venture further into the world, you’ll stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of friendly creepers who just want to boogie down. And don’t be surprised if you come across a village populated entirely by talking chickens who have a knack for telling the most outrageous jokes.

Oh, and did we mention the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon? Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that grants wishes when you flush it. Yes, you read that right.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness, laughter, and unforgettable adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Crafty Fools: Where dumb faggots can avoid disasters with a little creativity! LOL

Accountability, anger, AVOID, avoidable situation, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, consequences, Crafty, creativity, Disappointment, Disasters, dumb, FAGGOT, Faggots, Failure, Fools, Frustration, Incompetence, Job, leadership, lol, loyalty, magi, RESPONSIBILITY, Sinbad, Support, teamwork

Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!

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CozyCraving: Where even creepers try to cozy up to you! 1.20.5 Compatible, just don’t get too close 🙈

1.20.5, close, Compatible, Cozy, CozyCraving, CREEPERS, dont, Semi Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on this server?	No, there is no whitelist on this server.
Are items spawned on this server?	No, items are not spawned on this server.
What plugin is used to prevent griefing?	We use a plugin to prevent griefing while still allowing players to build almost anywhere.
Will the server ever be reset?	No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is play.cozycraving.com.

Crafty McCraftface

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!
Join us if you want to witness Kaitlyn riding a pig while juggling diamond swords, or see her building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, or try your luck at finding the legendary enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Kaitlyn is waiting for you to join the madness!

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