pain jukes – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WarCraftRusAfricana

African migrants, Africans, Conflict, discrimination, eastern europe, Exploitation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global conflict, human rights violations, international relations, military aggression, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, racism, russia, ukraine war, War Crimes, WarCraftRusAfricana

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the craziest sh*t happens? Well, let me tell you about this one server where Russia is sending Africans to die in the Ukraine war… in Minecraft! Yeah, you heard me right. We got a whole storyline going on where Putin is recruiting players from all over the world to fight in this epic battle. And guess what? The loot is INSANE! You can get your hands on some rare weapons and armor that will make you the most OP player on the server. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft war hero!

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CraftyConspiracies

bizarre ideas, bonkers, bonkers conspiracy, bonkers theory, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, Conspiracy Theory, Correct, correct belief, correct conspiracy, correct theory, CraftyConspiracies, one theory, outlandish beliefs, proven theories, statistical accuracy, statistical probability, statistically, statistically proven, truth behind theories, wild theories

so why not join our minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the craziest conspiracy theories in the blocky world? ever heard of herobrine secretly controlling all the mobs? or maybe steve being a secret alien sent to mine diamonds for his intergalactic overlords? on our server, you can dig deep into these wild theories and maybe even prove them right! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with cake and llamas wearing tinfoil hats. join now and let the madness begin!

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FoXPlanet Minecraft server

Achievements, ADMIN, animation, BUILD, develop, donation, Equal, EXCITEMENT, Join, Minecraft, Players, Realism, Server, Settlements, strategies, Vanilla, voice chat, wipes, Wonderful world

Welcome to our vanilla Minecraft server, where the admin team always listens to the wishes of the players and constantly introduces something new to improve the gaming experience. There is no donation on our server – all players are equal, and everyone can enjoy the game without any advantages.

We have a voice chat where you can chat with your friends and create new strategies in the game. We also have an animation plugin installed, which adds more realism and excitement to the game world.

And most importantly, there are no wipes on our server – you can build and develop your settlements without fear of losing all your achievements. Join us and plunge into the wonderful world of Minecraft with us!

foxplanet.joinserver.ru

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StabCraft Minecraft Server

american tourists, Asia, Attack, Caution, cautionary tale, China, crime, Foreign, FOUR AMERICANS, Incident, International, Minecraft, News, Safety, Server, stabbed, stabbed in China, StabCraft, thailand, Tourists, travel, travel advice, violence

Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin!

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GunfuCraft Minecraft Server

action games, capcom, cinematic experience, Combat, fast-paced gameplay, fighting games, Franchise, GunfuCraft, Gunplay, hand to hand combat, iconic weapons, intense action, Martial Arts, Minecraft, movie adaptations, Resident Evil movies, Server, stupid gunfu, survival horror, third-person shooters, video games, zombie games

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy gunfu action straight out of the Resident Evil movies! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombies appears. But fear not, because you have the power of gunfu on your side! Take down those zombies with style and finesse, all while looking like a total badass. And that’s not all – our server also features mutant creepers, ninja skeletons, and even a secret boss battle against a giant mutant Ender Dragon. So what are you waiting for? Join now for the most epic and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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GymCraft: No Fat-Shaming Zone!

beach outing, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, Confrontation, eating disorder recovery, FatShaming, FITNESS, friendship, gym, gymcraft, healthy lifestyle, insensitive comments, mental health, personal boundaries, self esteem, self-confidence, social situations, Support, Therapy, weight, Zone

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world filled with adventure, creativity, and most importantly, no body shaming!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about cookie comments or ripped dudes walking by. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their size or shape. Plus, we have a strict no Julia policy – anyone caught body shaming will be banned faster than you can say “sick burn.”

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or negativity. Who needs beach drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server? See you in the game!

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CraftyRichFears

afraid, BETRAYAL, Competition, consequences, control, CraftyRichFears, criticism, exposure, Failure, fear, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, people, Powerful, Rich, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so intense that even the most powerful and wealthy players tremble in fear at the challenges that await them. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is actually a financial advisor by day, ready to crunch numbers and destroy your savings by night. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a team of killer bunnies that will hop into battle alongside you, armed with diamond swords and a thirst for chaos. So if you’re ready to face your fears and conquer the ultimate challenge, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of the 1%.

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WorcesterCraft: Beef & Wasabi

Beef, beef dishes, condiments, culinary comparisons, flavor pairing, food pairings, fusion cooking, horseradish, Japanese cuisine, marinade, Savory, Seasoning, soy sauce, spicy, steak, sushi, tangy, Umami, wasabi, WorcesterCraft, Worcestershire sauce

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spice than a bottle of worcestershire sauce and horseradish on beef! our world is so lit, it’s like dipping your sushi in soy sauce and wasabi on steroids.

we’ve got dragons that fart rainbows, unicorns that poop diamonds, and creepers that breakdance when they explode. our players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar rush, but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

build your own castle, ride a flying pig, or challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. so what are you waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

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Blocktopia Minecraft Server

80’s JP city pop, band-aids, Based, blocktopia, blonde JK, cheerleader, chinks, coof wave., cute, dog, Dragon.., funny, Japanese goblin, Minecraft, Necromancer, nigga, Nipples, nuts, pidgin English, Pirate, rapping reaper, scatman, screams, Server, shark, shrine maiden, squirrel, success, super mario bros, Tanigo-san, TARANTULAS, Western market, white fox

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the craziness never ends! Join us and meet our cheerleader who used to only wear band-aids on her nipples, a white fox who is both a scatman and a Japanese goblin, a shrine maiden who drops the “n” word like it’s hot, and a dog who speaks her own pidgin English while playing Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a necromancer who screams loudly for no reason, a blonde JK who cooks tarantulas and makes chinks seethe, a dragon who tries to do crude things and makes chinks seethe even more, and a pirate who fails at being crude and just gets bullied instead.

And let’s not forget about our shark who just says “a” and a squirrel who loves nuts. Oh, and did we mention we have a rapping reaper? Yeah, we’re that cool. So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even survive the coof wave!

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HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail! Minecraft Server

Aboard, Art of Dreaming, Beneath a Shared Sky of Stars, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Match 7th, Minecraft, Myriad Celestia Trailer, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Sailing Towards a Second Life, Server, SGF Show Video, She Already Shut Her Eyes, star, Star Rail General, Thread Template, tools and resources, Version 2.3, Yunli

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic, and downright wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of cheese, or explore a dungeon filled with evil chickens plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has special events like the annual llama race where players compete to see who can ride their llama to victory. And don’t forget about our exclusive character banners featuring characters like Fu Xuan, Pela, and the legendary Hook (not the one from Peter Pan, we promise).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

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