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TV Screen Knockers Minecraft Server

bathroom, Entertainment, Escape, funny, Hide, Hiding, humor, knockers, knocks on the tv screen, Minecraft, Mischief, playful, prank, Retreat, run away, Scared, Screen, Server, Surprise, television, Trick, unexpected, unexpected behavior

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	84	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are so realistic you’ll want to knock on your TV screen to see if it’s real! And if you ever feel overwhelmed by the awesomeness, just run away and hide in the bathroom – because who knows what crazy adventures await you there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where even the most mundane tasks become epic quests. So why wait? Come join us and see where the madness takes you!

My Dawgs For Real Minecraft SMP

Animals, best friends, Buddies, buddies for life, canines, chums, companions, dawgs, Devoted, faithful, For real, Friends, genuine, Loyal, Minecraft, my dawgs, PALS, Pets, real, Reliable, Sincere, smp, true friends, trustworthy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6467	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Towns Built:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our fearless leader, Big Steve, decided to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. And guess what? He won! Now, every Friday night, we have epic dance parties in the End dimension. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These chickens don’t mess around, let me tell you. They’ll peck your enemies to oblivion and look fabulous doing it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember, on our server, anything goes. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and let’s get this party started! My dawgs for real.

SunMC Network

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Events, gameplay, Gui, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, Performance, Rewards, Server, SunMC Network, Support

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Emeralds Found:	1236	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

SunMC Network Experience an unparalleled Lifesteal server with exciting features and smooth gameplay designed for every player!

– Features – Lifesteal Gameplay: Engage in thrilling battles where every life counts! – Enhanced GUI: Enjoy intuitive and visually appealing interfaces. – Smooth Performance: Optimized for lag-free gameplay. – Discord Support: Get instant support and join our community! – More Exciting Features: Events, rewards, and unique mechanics await you!

Join now and become part of the adventure!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, derogatory remarks, discrimination, discriminatory language, disrespectful comments, divisive language, harmful language, harmful speech, Hate Speech, hateful rhetoric, hurtful language, inflammatory remarks, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, offensive remarks, prejudice, racial slurs, racism, Server, Transphobia

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Items Found:	1579
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks. But little did they know, the chest was actually a mimic and started chasing them around the map! It was a hilarious sight to see as they frantically tried to escape while being chased by a chest with legs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. Yes, you heard that right. Players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of feathers and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Sushi vs Dim Sum Minecraft SMP

Asia, China, clash, Competition, dim, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Fifa, football, Game, Japan, match, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Qualification, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, sum, sushi, Teams, Tournament, World Cup qualifier

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Chimeras Created:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil llamas that have taken over the server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where you can show off your best dance moves to the creepers and zombies. And don’t even get me started on our annual hot dog eating contest, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted hot dog as a prize.

So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

RSD Minecraft Freebuild

12 years, 2022, Biomes, Channels.., Cross-Play, Economy, experienced, Freebuild, game mode, Map, Minecraft, Mini Games, November 2nd, Parkour, personal atmosphere, PvE, PvP, restart, rsd, Server, Survival, TEAM, ts3

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	40
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

We are an experienced server team and had a server that ran for 12 years. 2010 – 2022. We have decided to restart on November 2nd, 2022 to include the new biomes in the map. With us you can play in a personal atmosphere, while a TS³ server with various channels is available to you. On the server you play like any other player in the survival game mode, this also includes the server team without exception.

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Blocky Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchantments Applied:	278	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to be!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before! And don’t forget about the Total Assault against Goz in an Indoors setting with Insane difficulty and Torment with Red Damage – it’s a real nail-biter!

But that’s not all – we have special limited-time events like the Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade and the Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty. Get ready to party like never before in Minecraft!

And if you join now, you’ll have the chance to meet Satsuki, Chiaki, Ako in a dress (limited edition!), Makoto, and Ibuki – they’re the coolest characters you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Plus, we have Momoi, Midori, Aris, Toki in a bunny outfit (limited edition!), and Yuzu – they’re the maid squad you never knew you needed in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for double the bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions – it’s a Minecraft party you won’t want to miss!

Believe This Minecraft SMP

13 million, 20 years, altcoins, Analysis, Bitcoin, btc, crazy prediction, cryptocurrency, Digital Currency, Financial, Future, growth, Investment, long term, market, Minecraft, MONEY, prediction, skepticism, smp, speculation, world

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1118
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual Bitcoin billionaire! Our resident expert predicts that in 20 years, you’ll have 13 million virtual bitcoins in your virtual wallet. That’s right, 7% of all the virtual money in our virtual world will be in BTC! And don’t even get us started on the alts – they’re going to do a 144x from here! It may sound totally crazy, but in our virtual world, anything is possible. So come join us and start mining for those virtual bitcoins before they’re all gone!

UGC Towny

Challenging, Community, Cross-Play, custom gameplay, home, Minecraft, PvE, Quests, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, UGC Towny, unique experience, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Votes:	3506
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft? Dive into our unique Towny experience! We offer custom gameplay enhancements, challenging quests, and a thriving community that will make you feel right at home.

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WW BEDWARS 😎 Minecraft server

Adventure, BUILD, Community, competitive, Creative, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, ONLINE, Play, PvP, Server, Survival, TEAM, WW BEDWARS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2945	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Buildings Constructed:	26	Herobrine Sightings:	4

The owner of the “WW BEDWARS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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