pain in the keister – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

AuntieGTFO Minecraft Server
AITAH, Assertiveness, AuntieGTFO, Australian Shepards, Boundaries, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful relatives, dogs in the front yard, emotional funeral, family conflict, family drama, family tensions, get out of my face, Minecraft, personal space, relationship issues, saving to move out, Server, small town living, standing up for myself, telling my aunt, trailer living
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Australian Shepards running amok and crazy aunts trying to boss you around.
Looking for a place to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your inner Minecraft warrior. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can tell annoying aunts to "get the f*** out of your face" without any consequences?
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a virtual aunt trying to control your every move. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

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CupcakeCrazeMC
child behavior, children, consequences, CupcakeCrazeMC, cupcakes, discipline, family dynamics, following directions, listening skills, parenting, parenting decisions, parenting struggles, Participation, rookie league, Soccer, soccer game, sports, team sports, toddler twins, Treat
Are you tired of your kids running wild on the soccer field, ignoring the coach’s instructions? Join our Minecraft server where your kids can learn valuable lessons like listening skills and following directions in a fun and interactive way!
Imagine a world where cupcakes are the ultimate currency and participation treats are earned through hard work and teamwork. On our server, your kids will have to work together to build the ultimate cupcake empire while avoiding pesky distractions like rogue players running off to play with other kids.
Don’t be the asshole parent who lets their kids get away with everything. Join our server and show them that in the world of Minecraft, consequences are real and treats must be earned. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where cupcakes reign supreme? Join now and start your delicious adventure!

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CraftyCupid – Where love is mined!
#meet new people, CraftyCupid, dating app, dating app concept, dating app experience, dating platform, dating scene, dating service, digital connections, find love, hot singles, love, love connections, MATCHMAKING.., Mined, modern romance, online dating, Relationship Building, relationships, romantic encounters, social-networking, swipe right, virtual dating
Are you tired of swiping left and right on boring dating apps? Well, get ready to swipe up and down on our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is the hottest new dating app in town.
Why should you join? Because on our server, finding love is as easy as building a house out of diamond blocks. Our players have been known to fall head over heels for each other while battling creepers and mining for rare ores.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic love stories in Minecraft history. We’ve had players meet while fighting off a horde of zombies, and others who fell in love while exploring a mysterious jungle temple together.
So if you’re looking for love in all the pixelated places, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way to happily ever after!

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BlockPartyCraft2022
blocking third, BlockPartyCraft2022, cabinet, Coalition, compromise, Crisis, Formation, Government, hezbollah, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Parliament, Political, political deadlock, power sharing, prime minister, Saad Hariri, sectarianism, Stability, veto
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for, like, two emeralds. It’s wild, I tell ya.
And get this, the other day, we had a zombie apocalypse event where all the players had to team up to defend the village from waves of zombies. It was intense, bro. We had players using potions, building giant fortresses, and even riding on the backs of Ender Dragons to take down the boss zombie.
But wait, there’s more. We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and witches. And every full moon, we hold a werewolf transformation party where players can turn into werewolves and hunt down unsuspecting mobs.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who can say no to free cake, am I right?

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Fish Suffocates Dehydration
Animal Behavior, animal care, animal health, animal physiology, animal welfare, AQUARIUM, aquatic ecosystems, aquatic habitat, aquatic life, aquatic survival, dehydration, environmental impact, Fish, fish tank, marine animals, Marine Biology, oxygen, respiratory system, suffocate, suffocates, Water
so, like, have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the fish don’t suffocate? well, on this server, fish don’t just suffocate, they also die of dehydration! it’s like a double whammy for those poor fishies. but don’t worry, we have a special fish hydration station where they can get their drink on. join us and save the fish from their tragic fate! also, did i mention there’s a secret underground disco party for all the creepers? they love to boogie down when no one’s watching. so come join us for a wild time and help us keep those fish hydrated!

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LegendsCraft

Boss Battles, Committed Staff, Community, Custom Features, Discord, Enchantments, epic builds, forge your legend, grief-free, intense pvp, Ip:, LegendsCraft, Player Economy, player feedback, player-driven economy, rare items, Safe Gameplay, smp, Survival, Themed crates, thrilling events, Vibrant Community

Server Name	LegendsCraft – Where Legends Rise!
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21.1
Features	Custom perks, player-driven economy, community events, PvP battles, grief-free gameplay
IP/Discord	play.legendscraft.net / Join Our Community

FAQ – LegendsCraft Minecraft Server

Q: Is LegendsCraft a vanilla Minecraft server?

A: LegendsCraft is a semi-vanilla server that merges classic vanilla charm with unique custom features.

Q: What makes LegendsCraft unique?

A: LegendsCraft stands out with its vibrant community, custom perks, player-driven economy, epic builds, intense PvP battles, and safe, grief-free gameplay.

Q: Are there custom features on LegendsCraft?

A: Yes, LegendsCraft offers unique enchantments, themed crates, and rare items to enhance survival gameplay while maintaining an authentic vanilla experience.

Q: How can I participate in events on LegendsCraft?

A: You can join MapArt contests, community projects, seasonal events, and PvP competitions to showcase your creativity and skills.

Q: Is griefing allowed on LegendsCraft?

A: No, LegendsCraft has advanced anti-grief measures and custom protections in place to ensure safe and grief-free gameplay for all players.

Q: How can I provide feedback to the LegendsCraft team?

A: You can join the LegendsCraft Discord community and share your ideas and suggestions with the staff and other players to help shape the future of the server.

Q: How can I start playing on LegendsCraft?

A: Simply join the server using the IP play.legendscraft.net and get ready to embark on your epic journey and start writing your legend in the world of LegendsCraft!

Cap Comedian’s MAGA Land 1.21.3
1.21.3, America First, CAP, comedian, comedians, comedy club, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, crowd favorite, Entertainment, funny, Land, Laughter, live performance, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Patriotic, political commentary, political humor, Red Hat, satire, stand up comedy, Trump supporter
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of crazy fun!
We got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show, and you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing your blocky butt off!
Imagine building a MAGA cap on your character and strutting around like the funniest comedian in the game.
It’s like a party in your computer screen, and everyone’s invited to join the madness!
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some hilarious moments on this wacky Minecraft server!

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MommaMinedMySSD
Allowance, autism, disability rights, family dynamics, financial abuse, financial autonomy, financial control, financial empowerment, financial independence, financial management, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, MommaMinedMySSD, Mother, payee, personal finance, RESPONSIBILITY, social security, social security benefits, WIBTA, withholding money
Are you tired of your mom treating your social security money like her own personal piggy bank? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where YOU are in control of your finances! No more begging for your own money, just endless opportunities to build and thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination.
On our server, you can build a virtual empire and show your mom who’s boss by amassing all the virtual wealth you desire. No more measly $20-40 handouts, it’s time to take charge and claim what’s rightfully yours!
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial tyranny. Take back control of your life and your money in a world where the only thing standing in your way is a pesky creeper or two. Join now and start your journey to financial freedom…in Minecraft!

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CelebCraft: Griefer’s Paradise
Accountability, Behavior, cancel culture, CelebCraft, Celebrity, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, Fame, Griefers, Hollywood, Justice, misconduct, Paradise, Privilege, Problematic, public image, repercussions.., scandal, scrutiny, social media, Unethical
Are you tired of hearing about celebrities getting away with their terrible actions? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can finally take matters into your own hands! Join us and unleash your inner vigilante as you seek justice against the most notorious celebrity wrongdoers. From building elaborate traps to staging epic battles, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and show those misbehaving celebs who’s boss!

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TehranCraft: Supreme Leader’s Server
Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Hamas, Hamas officials, hostage negotiation, hostage release, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Israeli hostages, Leaders, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, Politics, regional stability, released, Server, SUPREME, supreme leader, Tehran, Tehran meeting, TehranCraft
Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Iran’s Supreme Leader hosting Hamas officials in Tehran while releasing Israeli hostages level of intense. We got mobs that are as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush and PvP battles that will make you question your sanity. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. So come on and join the fun, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

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