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PixelPotion

Consistency, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, habit formation, habit stacking, habit tracking, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, personal development, PixelPotion, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, routine changes, self improvement, self-discipline, small habit, success habits, Time management

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1266	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	31
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2316

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right. Our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge into battle like a true warrior.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of Disco King or Queen. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to some sick beats.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer? Rumor has it that this mysterious player can communicate with the Ender Dragon and convince it to do their bidding. Want to see this epic showdown for yourself? Join our server now!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UNRWA Massacre Minecraft Server

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict Resolution, employees, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, international law, investigation, massacre, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Oct 7, palestinian refugees, Report, Server, UN, united nations, United Nations Relief and Works Agency, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Secret Passages Found:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

haha so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u hear about all this crazy stuff happening in the world? well guess what, on this server u can escape all that drama and just have a good time building stuff and blowing things up!

we got UN employees running around causing chaos and getting away with it because they got immunity, like what even is that?? but hey, on this server, u can be one of those UNRWA employees and wreak havoc without any consequences. it’s like a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft!

join us now and be part of the madness, because who needs reality when u can have a blast in the virtual world? plus, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

Kuznetsov’s Last Stand

Admiral Kuznetsov, aircraft carrier, Black sea, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kuznetsovs, Military, naval forces, Navy, Politics, russia, russian military, Sailors, soldiers, Stand, The Kremlin, Ukraine, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the Kremlin pulls sailors off a janky old aircraft carrier and sends them to fight in Ukraine? Well, look no further, cuz that’s exactly what we got goin’ on here!

Join us for some epic battles, where you can fight alongside these poor sailors who were just tryna sail the high seas but got caught up in some crazy political drama. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top? Only one way to find out, my dude!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken with a taste for human flesh. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Just watch out for those sneaky sailors, they may be more dangerous than they seem!

DefinitelyCompletelyLegit Vanilla Hermitcraft-Adjacent Server for Cool Cats running Java with Fabric

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Cats, Cool, custom modded, DefinitelyCompletelyLegit, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Fabric Modpacks, HermitcraftAdjacent, Images, java, Ledger, Magic, North America, pokemon channel, Private ticket system, Running, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, Updates, Vanilla, vault hunters, voice chat

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mines Excavated:	4022
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious
Established	2018
Season 12 Start Date	August 2nd
Server Members	350 (550 total members)

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums, available to all members
Private ticket system, for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins, along with Ledger to inspect/rollback
Organized Dragon Fights and various other events
…we also have a Pokemon channel :3

FAQ

How can I apply to join the server?

Applications can be submitted through our Discord server by following the instructions in the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the server focus?

The server focuses on creating a community environment where interactions between members are the main focus. The goal is for the community to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are Mini Seasons?

Mini seasons are custom modded seasons that bridge the gap between main seasons. They typically last around a month and can feature different themes and modpacks.

Is Discord required to join the server?

Yes, being on the Discord server is required in order to be whitelisted on the Minecraft server. The application process is completed within the Discord server.

Blocky Warsaw Uprising Minecraft Server

ammunition, battle, blocky, Conflict, courage, determination, german army, Heroic last stand in history., heroism, History, Insurgency, Jews, Long tail: Jewish resistance in WWII, Minecraft, resistance, sacrifice, Server, Siege, strategy, Survival, uprising, Victory, Warsaw, Warsaw Ghetto Uprising, Warsaw Uprising, weapons, WWII, WWII battles and tactics

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7807
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crops Grown:	6040
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible! Join us and experience the epic tale of 200 brave Jews who took on the entire German Army armed with only six pistols and some string.

Witness as they outsmarted the enemy with their cunning tactics, like tripping soldiers with their string and cutting bullets in half when they ran out of ammo. It was a showdown for the ages, and now you can relive it in the virtual world of Minecraft.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such a wild and wacky story come to life in blocky form? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd and the hilarious? Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Iyo Bros Minecraft SMP

being made fun of, bros, bullying, Community, coping strategies, cyber attacks, cyberbullying, Hogwheels, internet culture, Iyo, IYOBROS, mental health, Minecraft, multiple threads, online forums, online harassment, online reputation, online safety, smp, social media, solidarity, standing up, Support, trolling

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Emeralds Found:	5830
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Are you tired of getting roasted in multiple threads by those pesky hogwheels? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be to show those hogwheels who’s boss! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those mean threads. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pig resides in our world, waiting to be found by the bravest of players. So come on, join us and let’s show those hogwheels what we’re made of!

OverdoseQueenMC

#sociopath, aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, dramatic, Fake, Friends, girl, House, misunderstandings, overdose, OverdoseQueenMC, Party, Personality Disorder, pretending, relationships, roommates, TOXIC

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3086
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Votes:	6265	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mines Excavated:	4809	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is strictly reserved for in-game battles and not overdramatic antics! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy stories that will make you question reality.

Forget about fake overdoses and toxic relationships, on our server, the only thing you’ll be faking is your Minecraft skills as you conquer epic quests and build magnificent structures. Who needs friends who call you a sociopath when you can make new friends who appreciate your unique gaming style?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GratefulGrubCraft

alive, appreciation, Blessed, DELICIOUS, Dining, Eating, Experience, Food, Grateful, grateful for life, GratefulGrubCraft, Gratitude, Heartwarming, life changing, Meal, memorable, Nourishing, soul-nourishing, Soulful, thankful, thankful for food

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	213
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you’re crafting is a yawn? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is serving up a feast of fun that will leave you feeling more grateful than a turkey on Thanksgiving!

Join us and experience the culinary delights of our virtual world where you can feast on diamond-encrusted cake, sizzle up some creeper burgers on the grill, and even brew potions that will make Gordon Ramsay jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of rebellious pigs who have mastered the art of gourmet dining. Rumor has it they even serve a dish that will make you see the meaning of life in every bite.

So come on down to our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Who needs real food when you can dine like a king in Minecraft?

BalticBlockParty

aerial confrontation, Air Force, airspace violation, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, BalticBlockParty, Defense, eastern europe, fighter jets, intercepted, interceptors, international relations, Military, Military Aircraft, nato, russian aggression, Russian jets, russian military, SECURITY, Surveillance

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we intercept 6 russian jets over baltic sea EVERY DAY. we have the craziest pvp battles you’ve ever seen, with players flying around on pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into pizza. and did we mention our secret underground base filled with treasure and dancing llamas? yea, you gotta see it to believe it. so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

Zombie Pigman Got Too Excited and Broke My Door – No Resets – 1.21.1 – No Rules

1.21.1, Afghanistan, Anarchy, barracks, BROKE, Canada, Cheating, desert, Difficulty, Discord, Door, elytra wings, Excited, Griefing, HARD, HOURS, Minecraft, Montreal, Perma ban, Pigman, Players, Resets, rules, Saga, Server, smp, teleport commands, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Emeralds Found:	3856
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Host/IP	nocheatsmc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8tm9KzK
Location	Montreal, Canada
Difficulty	Hard
Rule	Cheating = Perma ban

FAQs:

What do we mean by Vanilla Gameplay?

Gameplay is mostly vanilla and intended to be difficult. We do not have any teleport commands available to players. We do have some items that are balanced by the staff using the vanilla “give” command and are given out for special events. These special items are only available via staff-run events, and if we see the game become unbalanced because of them, we reserve the right to remove these “lore” items.

What we consider cheating:

Any client or mod that makes you faster, including QoL mods. Any client or mod that gives you an advantage in the game. Any use of 3rd-party software that performs actions for you in the game. Any type of xray. If you have to ask if it’s considered cheating, it is most likely cheating.