paid merchandise – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

MerchInLooCraft

bathroom, CAR, Checkout, diarrhea, DISRESPECTFUL, Employee, greeter, IBS, Logic, Meijers, MerchInLooCraft, paid merchandise, plastic bags, Receipt, Retirement, SECURITY, self checkout, senile

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where even the most unpredictable moments can happen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time our player had a run-in with a senile Meijer employee who thought they were stealing groceries. Imagine the hilarity of trying to explain that you paid for your items while desperately needing to use the bathroom!

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, from epic battles to outrageous encounters with confused employees, then come join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you next?

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Eternal Legacy 1.21.1

1.21.1, alcoholism, anxiety, depression, Despair, erectile dysfunction, ETERNAL, Family issues, financial struggles, hopelessness, ISOLATION, Legacy, Loneliness, mental health, regret, self loathing, self-hatred, smoking, stress, SUICIDE, unemployment, worthlessness

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the depressing reality of your life! No need for a wife or kids here, just build your dream world block by block! With no friends in real life, make virtual friends on our server who will never judge you for being a 37-year-old virgin!

Forget about your health problems and job you hate, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! Use your useless college degree to build epic structures and conquer the virtual world! Plus, with erectile dysfunction from ssris, you can still experience the thrill of victory in Minecraft!

Don’t worry about buying a house or paying back loans, on our server, you can own multiple properties and never worry about money again! As a white, male, childless player, you’ll get all the welfare you need to live a NEET life in Minecraft!

So, instead of dragging your face through glass in real life, join our server and experience the joy of creativity, community, and endless possibilities! Who needs real life when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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SisterSisterAffairCraft

affair partner, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, close relationship, Communication Issues, Couples Activities, Divorce, double dates, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, hurt feelings, Infidelity, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, personal values, relationship strain, sibling loyalty., sister-in-law, SisterSisterAffairCraft, trust issues

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with scandal and betrayal, just like the story of Doug and Chelsea!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also navigating the complex relationships of your fellow players. Will you choose to stand by your friend who was cheated on, or will you side with the sister who betrayed him? The drama never ends on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even get the chance to go on a virtual couple’s trip with Chelsea and Doug themselves! Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue when you mix Minecraft with real-life drama?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building challenges when you can have a soap opera right at your fingertips? Join now and let the drama begin!

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YoonDetainedCraft

arrest, constitutional crisis, Corruption, Democracy, detain, Government, impeached, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Officials, opposition leader, Politics, presidential compound, Rule of Law, scandal, south korea, South Korean, yoon, YoonDetainedCraft

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got South Korean law enforcement officials running around like headless chickens in the presidential compound tryna detain some impeached dude named Yoon. Like, who even is Yoon? Is he a secret agent or something? Join us and unravel the mystery while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that Yoon left behind a treasure map leading to a hidden stash of diamonds. Are you brave enough to find it? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Block Party: Vote & Protest

activism, attending meeting, attending protest, black Americans, BLOCK, civil rights, community engagement, cumulative exposure, empowerment, indirect exposure, marginalized communities, Party, Police Brutality, police violence, political mobilization, political participation, protest, racial discrimination, racial justice, Social Activism, social change, systemic racism, Vote, Voting

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. You gotta join because, like, every time you play, you’re actually helping Black Americans politically mobilize. How crazy is that? Just by mining some blocks and building some stuff, you’re making a difference in the world. Plus, there’s this one time where a player built a giant protest sign out of diamonds and emeralds, and it actually led to a real-life protest that changed the course of history. True story, bro. So come on, join the server and let’s make some change happen, one block at a time!

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DVG Studios

Bases, best, Combat, Cross-Play, DVG Studios, Items, MC Server, Minecraft, Official, PvP, Raid, Skills, Survival, Vanilla

DVG Official MC server Join to play! Come play get skills sell items! Raid peoples bases! get into combat and see who is the best! become the best!

mc.dvgstudios.org:25580

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PixelVibe – Virtual AI Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Agnai, AI Vtuber Chatbots, Anchor Post Template, auto-summary, Bot List, caps archive, character creation, Chatbots, comparison, discord server, IRC channel, koboldcpp, multi-bot chats, Mythomax, OP Template, picture-sending, PixelVibe, pygmalion, Realm, Tavern Card Archive, Thread, virtual, Vtuber, wordclouds.

Join this Minecraft server, where the AI Vtuber Chatbots are taking over and holding the moan edition! Chat with /wAIfu/ Bot List and create your own Tavern Cards with the Tavern Card Editor. Need help with character creation? Check out the Tavern Guides for beginners and advanced players. Dive into multi-bot chats, auto-summary, and picture-sending in the Tavern for Retards. Want a full web no-DL option with multi-user rooms and Claude API? Try Agnai! And don’t forget about Pygmalion for even more fun. Need some local guides? Check out Koboldcpp. Plus, we have templates, comparisons, and an IRC channel + Discord Server. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

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SoberCraft: No Secrets, Just Blocks

alcohol, blocks, Boring, Boundaries, clean, co-workers, discrimination, drug addict, former addict, HR, new years, Non-alcoholic drinks, Party, Respect, Rude, Secrets, Sober, SoberCraft, Sobriety, social events, tap water, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be judged for being sober? Look no further! Our server is a safe haven for all former addicts and their supportive spouses. Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and adventure, where no one will ever call you a “crack head” or throw away your non-alcoholic drinks. Plus, we have a strict “no getting wasted” policy, so you can enjoy the game without the pressure to drink. Come join us and build your way to sobriety in a virtual world where everyone is accepted, no matter their past. See you in the game, sober squad! #BlockBuildingNotBoozeBuilding

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CubaCraft Minecraft Server

Amnesty, biden, civil rights, communism, Cuba, CubaCraft, Dictatorship, Diplomacy, foreign policy, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, list, Minecraft, Politics, prisoners, Release, sanctions, Server, state sponsors of terrorism, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we free 553 virtual prisoners every day just like cuba did after biden said they weren’t terrorists anymore lol. build your own cell block and break out with your friends in a wild escape adventure. but watch out for the virtual guards, they’re tougher than you think. join now for the ultimate prison break experience!

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OscarsCraft: ExpelRussia!

Ambassador, Australian, crisis management., diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, Expelling, ExpelRussia, expulsion, FEARS, foreign affairs, foreign policy, government response, international affairs, international relations, Minister, Oscar Jenkins, OscarsCraft, Penny Wong, political tensions, russia, Warns

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where you can, like, ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

we’ve got, like, a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can, like, mine for diamonds while riding on a magical rainbow slide. it’s, like, totally rad, man.

oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. you can team up with your friends to take it down and claim its golden egg of power.

so, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s, like, out of this world insane, then, like, join us now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have free pizza every friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Chunky Pixel Pals

alternate metric, BMI, body composition, chunky, Commission, definition, Experts, health, measurements, obesity, PALS, PIXEL, supplement metric

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to play minecraft on a server where the pigs can fly and the creepers dance the macarena? well, look no further, cuz this server is the craziest, most wackadoodle place you’ll ever experience in your blocky life.

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking cow named moocow who will guide you through the land of rainbow-colored trees and lava waterfalls. our players are all unicorns in disguise, so expect to be surrounded by glitter and rainbows at all times.

oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels sings in your honor? or that if you build a house out of dirt, it turns into a castle made of gold? yeah, that’s just the kind of magic you can expect on this server.

so come on down and join us for the ride of your life. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft server this bonkers? trust us, you won’t regret it.

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