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| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 4645 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5783 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
