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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4507 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Star Shards Collected: | 237 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 1097 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 489123 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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