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PixelPervs Minecraft Server

adult content, art, Censorship, Community, Digital Media, Ethics, Fandom, FANTASY, internet behavior, Minecraft, morality, Niche, online communities, online culture, Paheal, personal choice, PixelPervs, Preferences, Server, sexual content, societal norms, taboo, xxx

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Void Gems Collected:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Yep, we’ve got that too.

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have the most epic and hilarious community you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe. We once had a player who built a giant statue of a potato that could actually talk. And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a dance party in the Nether.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and give you stories to tell for years to come, then come join us! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find out why some people prefer paheal over xxx…but that’s a mystery for another day.

LOLcraft: Braeburned’s Banished Bits

art community., Art preservation, art theft, Artist credit, artistic integrity, banished, bits, Braeburned, Braeburneds, Character theft, copyright infringement, deleted content, deleted posts, digital art, E621, Fan art, furry art, LolCraft, mlp, online archives, Paheal, Saved posts, Stolen OC

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8871
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more stolen OCs than you can shake a pickaxe at. Join us for a chance to uncover deleted Braeburned posts that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got juicy gossip and scandalous stories to uncover? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join our server today!

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous post, anonymous user, Builder, cute, cute content, cute images, cute pictures, cute post, digital anonymity, forum thread, internet forum, Minecraft, No. 15844607, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online interaction, online platform, online posting, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Potions Brewed:	112

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie pigmen riding on chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just here to welcome you to the server! And that’s just the beginning of the madness.

Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ve ever seen. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to creepers that explode into confetti, you never know what you’re going to encounter next. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? The community, of course! Our players are a crazy bunch of misfits who will keep you laughing for hours on end. Whether they’re pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with nothing but potatoes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos.

GFDriverSeatOops

accident, aita, Apology, cold, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, drivers seat, Driving, fender bender, GFDriverSeatOops, Girlfriend, hobby, misunderstanding, relationship, resolution, shock, Stubborn, ticket, traffic

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

#Daredevil, Adrenaline Rush, bold actions, Craziest, crazy dare, dare accepted, dare accomplishment, dare achievement, dare adventure, dare experience, dare story, DareDevilSMP, extreme challenges, fearless acts, heart-pounding dares, insane dares, jaw-dropping dares, Minecraft, outrageous dares, pushing boundaries, risky behavior, smp, thrill-seeking, wild stunts

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	4022	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore, dance therapy, depression, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, self-care, support group, Therapy, yoga

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chimeras Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

adoption, Ban, BlockyBanter, discrimination, equality, FINAL, gender affirming, georgia, HOMOPHOBIC, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, legislative package, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQFree, Medical Treatment, Parliament, Propaganda, reading, RIGHTS, ruling party, same-sex marriage, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4761	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Crafty Cube World

2024.., Adventure, blocks, brand, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, French, Fun, Gaming, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, virtual

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

craftycubeworld.mine.fun

ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

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Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2063
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!