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The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Players Killed by Monsters:	7988	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Potions Brewed:	90	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Emeralds Found:	3848
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Crops Grown:	4864	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3753
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Crops Grown:	7261	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dragons Tamed:	7	Emeralds Found:	5233
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8772	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!