yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Iran is banning pagers and walkie talkies on planes just to try and stop the madness happening here! like, our explosions are so epic, they’re targeting Hezbollah members and causing chaos all over the place. join us if you wanna be part of the craziest, most explosive Minecraft server out there! just watch out for those banned pagers, they might blow up in your face!
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HezbollahCraft – No Walkie Talkies!
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SkyBlockAirways
come join our epic minecraft server where we ban pagers and walkie-talkies just like Dubai’s Emirates airline! why, you ask? because we had a crazy incident where someone tried to attack our virtual world with a pager bomb! true story, bro. but don’t worry, we got your back and now we’re the safest server in all of Minecraft land. so come on over and join the fun, just leave your walkie-talkie at home.
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PagerPals Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!
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FlightCraft: No Pagers, Just Pixels
so, like, u know how lebanon is all like “no pagers or walkie-talkies on flights”? well, we got a minecraft server where u can use ALL the pagers and walkie-talkies u want! it’s like a rebellion against lebanon’s rules, man. join us and be a rebel! plus, we have this crazy story about a pager that saved a walkie-talkie from a creeper attack. it’s wild, dude. so come join our server and break all the rules with us!
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PagingDisasterMC
LOL come join our Minecraft server, where explosions are only virtual and no one gets hurt (well, except for maybe your ego when you get wrecked by a creeper)! we promise not to blow up your pager like those poor souls in Lebanon, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. plus, our server is so lit that even the health officials are talking about it – they’re probably just jealous they can’t join in on the fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s explode some blocks together! BOOM! 🧨💥🔥
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BoomPager Minecraft Server
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so fire that even Hezbollah members couldn’t handle the heat! That’s right, hundreds of them got straight up wrecked when their pagers exploded in Lebanon’s capital! And you know what that means? It means our server is so explosive, it’ll blow your mind (and maybe your pager too)! So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it’s totally bonkers! Let’s get this party started, baby!
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HezbollahPagerBoomz
Lolz come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up pagers like Hezbollah members in Lebanon! 🤯🤣 Watch as the explosions send players flying through the air like ragdolls, it’s a blast! Literally! 😂 Join now for the most explosive gameplay you’ve ever seen, you won’t regret it! 💥💣 #MinecraftMadness #PagerPanic #HezbollahHavoc