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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5283 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Mines Excavated: | 3388 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
join this epic minecraft server where the clocks are always wrong and time is a MYSTERY. you’ll never know if it’s day or night, keeping you on your TOES. it’s like living in a real life episode of the twilight zone, but with CREEPERS.
we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered tyranny? the choice is yours.
our spawn point is a giant disco ball that rains diamonds instead of glitter. who needs boring old grass when you can dance on a floor of precious gems?
come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, the sheer absurdity of our server. it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, and you’ll never want to leave. unless you get blown up by a creeper, in which case, RIP.
