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BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

BlockyTragedy, Communication, coping, depression, emotional pain, friendship, Grief, Guilt, healing, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, mental health, Minecraft, mourning, regret, Remembrance, Server, SUICIDE, Support, talking about feelings, Therapy, Tragedy

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4503
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Emeralds Found:	4056
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!

BeautyIsBlocky – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, attractiveness, Beautiful, beauty, BeautyIsBlocky, Character, definition, Individual, inner beauty, Minecraft, opinion, outer beauty, Perception, person, Personality, perspective, physical appearance, Qualities, smp, Standards, Subjective, Traits, Unique

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to let your inner goofball shine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental explosion (oops, sorry about that). Our community is made up of the most beautiful people in the world – and by beautiful, we mean people who can pull off wearing a pumpkin on their head while riding a pig into battle.

Not convinced yet? Well, let us tell you about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the Nether? Yeah, things get pretty wacky around here.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can be your weird and wonderful self, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a creeper costume.

CraftyComforts

bad day, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort snacks, coping mechanism, CraftyComforts, emotional eating, Emotional support, favorite dish, food cravings, food therapy, go to, guilty pleasure, indulgence, pick me up, self-care, soul food, stress eating, stress relief, treat yourself

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a warm, gooey bowl of mac and cheese for your soul! Join us and experience a world where griefers turn into fluffy bunnies and trolls are transformed into friendly villagers who just want to trade emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!

OPTimalCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, digital conversation, discussion, easy to use, efficient, forum, forum software, Interactive, message board, Minecraft, one page thread, Online Community, opt, OPTimalCraft, Server, single page layout, Streamlined, thread management, thread navigation, topic organization, user experience, user-friendly, web platform

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil llamas, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	210430
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Towns Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	143622	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

APSR study, democrats, government subsidies, Govt, great depression, hire workers, New Deal, NewDealCraft, Private, private sector employment, pwa, Subsidies, voter support, WPA

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	273
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ