paddleboard – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

WarCraftMC Server: Gallant’s Next Phase

begin soon, Conflict, Defense, Defense Minister, defense strategy, gallant, Gallants, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, national security, next phase, phase, SECURITY, Server, strategy, War, WarCraftMC

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic war, well guess what, this server is like the next phase of that war, but in minecraft! join now to fight alongside the Israeli defense minister Gallant in epic battles against creepers and zombies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. plus, rumor has it that if u win a battle, u get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. how cool is that?! so come on, join now and let’s kick some blocky butt together!

UkrainianDroneStrike

aerial attacks, air defenses, Conflict, defense strategy, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intel, long range drones, Military, military capabilities, military conflict, military intelligence, Military operations, reconnaissance, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, UkrainianDroneStrike, WARFARE

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have drones flying around like crazy! Our drones are so advanced that even Russia’s air defenses can’t stop them! Ukraine is striking deep with their long-range drones, but don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our own fleet of unstoppable flying machines. Join now and experience the thrill of dodging drones while building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s goooo!

BlockyKidneyFun

acute kidney disorders, BlockyKidneyFun, correlation, Covid-19, critical care, Disease Progression, health complications, healthcare research, infection risk, kidney function, kidney health, medical study, organ damage, pandemic, patient outcomes, public health, renal failure, second week, treatment options, viral infection, virus impact

so like, u know how covid-19 is like, super scary and stuff? well, on this minecraft server, we guarantee that u won’t catch covid-19! that’s right, no need to worry about getting sick while u play cuz our server is like, magical or something.

also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!

oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!

and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Welcome to TerraCraft SMP – where even the creepers know how to respect personal space! Join us for some blocky fun!

1024 block build height limit, afk account, Better armor stands, blocky, Carpet, CREEPERS, Discord, Fun, Infinite Villager Trading, Invisible item frames, Join, long term, MaxEnchantX, Mods, Personal, Plugins, proximity voice chat, Respect, Server, smp, Space, Survival, Tectonic, Terracraft, Terralith, Vanilla, ViaFabric, world border

TerraCraft Server Overview

Server Owners	1aiden2 and IAmSpade
Latest Update	1.18.2
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr

Key Features

24/7 server availability
One extra afk account allowed per player for registered farms
Permission to use mods like litematica for building

Server Rules

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Respectful communication in chat
Contact server owners for concerns
Valid afk accounts only

Quality of Life Plugins

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server with any Minecraft version?

Yes, you can join the server with any Minecraft version, but the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.

2. How big is the world border on the server?

The server features a 60 million block world border.

3. Are there any special world generation features on the server?

Yes, the first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, but after that, it is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist to the world.

4. Are there any plans to wipe the server in the future?

No, the server has never been wiped, and there are no plans to do so in the future. It is a long-term server.

5. What are the server’s key features?

Open 24/7
Allowed one extra afk account for registered farms
Permission to use mods like litematica for building

6. What are the server rules?

No griefing
No stealing
No hack clients or x-ray texture packs
No intentional lag machines
Respectful communication in chat
Contact server owners for concerns
Valid afk accounts only

7. What quality of life plugins are available on the server?

Infinite Villager Trading
Carpet
MaxEnchantX
ViaFabric
Invisible item frames
1024 block build height limit
Better armor stands
Proximity voice chat

Sharia Society Minecraft Server

beauty, education, Exploitation, husband, Islam, ISOLATION, judaism, Marriage, Minecraft, modern times, onlyfans, ownership, pornography, productivity, punishment, Server, sex, sharia, society, teamwork, Trade, wealth, Women

Are you tired of women causing all the problems in society? Do you want a place where men can be productive without distractions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! In our world, women are isolated from men, ensuring maximum productivity and harmony.

Join us and experience the joys of trading women like commodities, fulfilling all your needs without the hassle of modern society. Say goodbye to porn and OnlyFans, and hello to a world where women only have one husband and give birth to obedient children.

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to escape the chaos of the real world and immerse yourself in a society where men reign supreme. Join our server now and start living the dream!

The Throne and Liberty General Minecraft SMP

action combat, Animals, battle passes, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, early access, Exploration, free to play, general, global servers, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, Minecraft, mmorpg, NA East, open world, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, shapeshifting mechanic, smp, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got a world so seamless, you’ll think you’re actually living in it. And get this – you can shapeshift into animals for exploration and combat! Want to be a fierce lion one minute and a graceful dolphin the next? No problem!

But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.

Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Mom’s Cash Showdown

Cash, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family tension, financial accountability, financial responsibility, financial transparency, generational wealth, ice cream truck, intergenerational support, loan repayment, moms, money issues, money management, parental favoritism, parental support, showdown, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, sisterly conflict, sisterly resentment

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family loan disputes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated fun!

We promise that no one will complain about you getting virtual money for ice cream, and you won’t have to deal with any siblings giving away diamonds to their exes. Our server is drama-free, unlike the real world where parents threaten legal action over loans.

Join us now and let’s build a world where the only tension is from creeper explosions and not family disputes. Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Don’t let your siblings waste your virtual money on substances, come play with us instead!

RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, RedstoneLover69, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or how about building a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of melons? On our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground societies, treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, and even a group of llamas that have formed their own political party. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Just remember, the only rule on our server is that there are no rules. Let the chaos begin!

SummerCraft2021

BBQs, beach days, bonfires, camping, concerts, exploring nature, family time, Festivals, Fishing, Hiking, ice cream, outdoor fun, picnics, road trips, summer activities, SummerCraft2021, Sunbathing, swimming, Traveling, vacation, water sports

Do you love building sandcastles on the beach? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but with giant creepers trying to blow them up! Our server is the perfect place for beach lovers who also enjoy a little chaos. Join us for epic battles against evil mobs and show off your building skills in our sandcastle competition. Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds! So come on down to our server and let the summer fun begin!

Mousey Estrogen Fuel

breast cancer, Cancer Biology, cancer cell growth, cancer growth, cancer progression, cancer research, cancer treatment, estrogen, estrogen receptors, estrogenic compounds, estrogens, Fuel, hormone receptors, hormone regulation, hormone sensitivity, hormone signaling, hormone therapy, hormone-related cancers, mice study, mouse model, mousey, tumor development, Tumor Progression

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!

join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!