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Momma’s Life Jacket Co.

Communication, Conflict, Decision making, family, Jacket, Lake, Life, life jacket, Marriage, mommas, Mother, mother-in-law, paddle boarding, parenting, Pregnant, pregnant wife, Prioritizing, relationships, Safety, snorkeling, swimming, Toddler, water activities

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills and make life or death decisions? Look no further! Join our server where you can prioritize saving your mom over your pregnant wife in a paddle boarding emergency. Who needs life vests for everyone when you can play favorites and see who you would save in a real-life situation? Explore the depths of the lake and see if you have what it takes to make the tough calls. Join now for a chance to prove your loyalty to your family members in the most ridiculous scenarios!

BikiniNipSlipGrief

accidental exposure, Bikini, BikiniNipSlipGrief, body autonomy, body confidence, body positivity, controlling behavior, female body, friend dynamics, Insecurity, meeting friends, nipple slip, open communication, paddle boarding, patriarchal views, relationship boundaries, self-confidence, social norms, Swimwear, uncomfortable situations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Votes:	1611
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8656	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Animals Bred:	96
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Chimeras Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if your nipples slip out of your bikini! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, just like your girlfriend’s wardrobe malfunctions.

Imagine paddling down virtual rivers with your friends, only to have your girlfriend’s nipples pop out in front of everyone. It’s a sight to behold, and definitely a conversation starter. But don’t worry, we don’t judge here – we celebrate the freedom to let it all hang out!

So come on down to our server and let loose, just like your girlfriend’s bikini straps. It’s a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious moments. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn to embrace the beauty of accidental nipple slips. It’s all in good fun, so why not give it a shot?

Join us now and let the laughter and chaos ensue. It’s a nipple-slipping good time!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government aid, Gratitude, international affairs, international aid, Minecraft, political donations, political relations, russia, Server, thank you, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	425	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FutaCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, Erotic, FANTASY, futa, FutaCraft, masturbating, Minecraft, mutual climax, mutual pleasure, orgasm control, Pleasure, Server, sexual arousal, sexual bliss, sexual desire, sexual ecstasy, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual timing, timing orgasm

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Void Armor Forged:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	22	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
New Chunks Explored:	887891	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!

Lunchtime Loners

Boundaries, Communication, coworker boundaries, coworker interactions, headphones, ignoring coworkers, Interruptions, Loners, lunch, lunch break, lunchtime, lunchtime etiquette, mental stress, office, office culture, personal space, Relaxation, Respect, salaried position, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Star Shards Collected:	230
Dimension Hops:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Crops Grown:	2825	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and just relax? Look no further than our server! We understand the struggle of trying to enjoy your lunch break in peace, which is why we guarantee zero interruptions while you’re crafting your next masterpiece.

Join our server and experience the joy of building without the stress of coworkers tapping on your virtual shoulder. We promise that no one will barge into your virtual office while you’re trying to enjoy your virtual lunch break. And if they do, just lock the virtual door and ignore them like a pro.

Don’t let annoying coworkers ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server now and build to your heart’s content without any interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual lunches last for as long as you want them to – take that, hour and a half lunch takers! So come on over and escape the real world drama for some virtual relaxation.

KidneyStoneRodeo Minecraft Server

amusement park, amusement park rides, amusement ride, doctor’s advice, Eastern Iowa, health, kidney health, kidney stone, kidney stone pain, kidney stone prevention, kidney stone relief, kidney stone symptoms, kidney stone treatment, KidneyStoneRodeo, Medical Treatment, Minecraft, natural remedies, passing kidney stones, Safety, Server, stone removal, thrill ride, Urology

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Votes:	7906
Meteorites Collected:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Gems Collected:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old roller coasters? Want to give your kidney stone the ride of its life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual amusement park features the safest, bumpiest, and droppiest rides in all of Eastern Iowa. Join us and watch as your kidney stone gets a forceful yet safe nudge on our insane roller coaster! Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic? Join now and give that kidney stone the ride of a lifetime!

PixelPanic: The Disturbia Show

chilling, creepy, Disturbia, Disturbing, disturbing atmosphere, disturbing characters, disturbing content, disturbing imagery, disturbing plot, disturbing scenes, Gore, Horror, Movie, PixelPanic, Psychological, shock value, Show, Terrifying, Thriller, tv show, UNCOMFORTABLE, unsettling, violence

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Potions Brewed:	144	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a twisted horror movie that will leave you questioning your sanity! Join us if you dare for a wild ride filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and haunted houses that will make you scream like a little piggy. But don’t worry, our friendly staff will be there to hold your hand through the madness…or maybe they’re just ghosts haunting the server too. Who knows? So come on down and experience the most disturbing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you!