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BlockyBawdyCraft

adult content, adult material, BlockyBawdyCraft, explicit, explicit content, explicit encounter, explicit material, graphic, inappropriate, Inappropriate Behavior, Indecent, lewd, Mature, not safe for work, NSFW, obscene, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., Vulgar, x rated

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the excitement and thrill of the real world? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in your life – we’re talking about villagers twerking, creepers in speedos, and cows doing the Macarena. It’s a sight you won’t believe until you see it for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as he roasts players and mobs alike with his hilarious jokes.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild, NSFW adventure that you’ll never forget. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things are about to get crazy!

CraftyCreeper707: Offer Rejected!

7-eleven, Acquisition, board of directors, business decision, company evaluation, company stock, corporate governance, corporate news, CraftyCreeper707, financial analysis, investment opportunity, Market reaction, market value., offer, parent company, REJECTED, rejection, shareholder response, stakeholder communication, strategic planning, takeover proposal, undervaluation, Valuation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the 7-Eleven’s parent company saying they reject some takeover proposal because they think they’re worth more than that. like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the deal, this server is like the 7-Eleven of minecraft servers. it’s always open, always there for you when you need it. and let me tell you, the offer to join this server is grossly undervalued. you’ll be getting so much more than you ever expected.

join this server and you’ll be living in a world where the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures trying to sell you slurpees. where the zombies are just trying to get their hands on some hot dogs. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

so come on, join this server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even run into the CEO of 7-Eleven trying to negotiate a better deal for their company. it’s a crazy world out there, but it’s even crazier in this minecraft server.

What is the IP for Habitual Linecrosser Minecraft Server?

F22, Geopolitics, habitual, humor, Linecrosser, Minecraft, Server, Tinder, US government

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Habitual Linecrosser is a multi-talented artist known for pushing the boundaries of creativity. With a unique blend of music, visual art, and storytelling, they consistently challenge traditional norms and inspire audiences to think outside the box. Their work is characterized by bold experimentation and a fearless approach to breaking barriers. Through their art, Habitual Linecrosser aims to provoke thought, spark conversation, and evoke emotion in all who experience their creations.

Astra

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, hermitcraft, hypixel, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Falling into the Void:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	7597	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Don’t just reach for the stars, conquer them!

The Astraverse is Filipino Minecraft community that supports cracked MC and premium MC. In Astra, you can find the most welcoming and friendly community there is! With our Quests, you are to take on challenges, exploring unfamiliar territories, and searching for valuable artifacts or knowledge. Our custom generated world will cater to those who thrive in building from their imagination in the largest, unique biomes you can find!

We offer PyroFarming, PyroFishing, and PyroMining (yes! the Pyro Trinity) along with soon-to-be-added Custom Crops and Instance Dungeons! Claim the treasures blessed by the stars and gods of mythologies around the world with the bountiful crates and daily (even weekly + monthly) rewards! Complete your quests and receive Mystery Boxes where you can find unique Custom Enchantments and Custom Items that are drawn to you!

Ready to conquer the cosmos? Join now!

IP: play.astraverse.space Port: 25564 Store: store.astraverse.space

play.astraverse.space:25564

Hardcore Legends

Clan, Difficulty, diseases, End.., Explore, Hardcore Legends, I AM DEATH, icarus, Incendium, Lava Hurts, Minecraft, Nether, Nullscape, PvE, QoL Difficulty, realistic survival, Semi-Hardcore, Survival, Terralith, Unique

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	285
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Hardcore Legends A new take on Hardcore Survival! With Semi-hardcore you only have a few lives so be careful! With Terralith you have a fully new worldspace to explore! With Incendium the Nether is Hardmode +! With Nullscape The End is even more explorable! We have tried to craft a unique survival experience here at Legends and hope that you will join the server and give it a try! We have aimed for a I AM DEATH motto in our approach to the server! With diseases, Realistic Survival, Lava Hurts, Icarus, and many more QoL Difficulty implementations we aim to provide a harder experience for those who are bored of “vanilla” Minecraft! Can you survive? Alone? With a Clan? Find out and join Hardcore Legends!

HardcoreLegends.serverminer.com:26151

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#pikachu, Adventure, animated characters, animated series, Anime, ash ketchum, COMEBACK, Entertainment, fan favorite, FANTASY, Gaming, Gotta Catch ‘Em All, long tail tags, Minecraft, new episode, Nostalgia, PALS, PIXEL, pokemon, Pokémon 2023, Pokemon series, Pokemon trainers, Server, tv show

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	59
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Dragons Tamed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Potions Brewed:	87	Ores Mined:	8309

Guess who’s back, back again? Our Minecraft server is back and better than ever! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a llama into battle or build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Trust us, this server is so lit even Herobrine wants in on the action. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Dark Skin vs Pale Skin Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty standards, body image, complexion, Confidence, cultural perceptions, Dark, Dark Skin, Diversity, Individuality, Masculinity, Minecraft, Pale, pale skin, pasty skin, personal preference, physical appearance, Preference, self esteem, skin, skin color, skin tone, smp, societal norms, tanned skin

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Villages Defended:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where you can debate the important question of whether tanned or pasty skin is better for a man’s “cunt” (we assume they mean country, right?). Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous debates, insane stories, and endless laughter. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument about the best way to build a giant chicken statue. So come on, join us and let your inner Minecraft madness run wild!

FishyFoolery

aita, Boundaries, Fish, FishyFoolery, Friends, funny, humor, living beings, names, opinion, personal choice, pet care, pet funerals, pet love, pet names, pet ownership, Pets, Respect, Ridiculous, trivial

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4763
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	996988	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old fish with basic names like Nemo or Goldie? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we have a whole aquarium full of fish with long and ridiculous names like Bartholomew Davidson The 3rd and Cornelius Bohelius Junior The 2nd!

Our server is the perfect place for fish enthusiasts who appreciate a good laugh and aren’t afraid to give their aquatic friends some truly unique monikers. Plus, we host epic fish funerals complete with eulogies for each beloved fish, so you can say goodbye to Bartholomew Davidson the 3rd in style.

Join us now and show off your creativity with our wacky fish naming contests. Who knows, you might just become the proud owner of a fish named Sir Reginald McFinsworth the Magnificent! Don’t be like Jenny, embrace the absurdity and dive into our fish-filled world today!

Gender Surgery Fun Land

Fun, gender, gender affirmation, gender affirming care, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, Gender Incongruence, gender transition, gender-affirming interventions, gender-affirming treatments, Genital Gender-Affirming Surgery, Land, LGBTQ+ healthcare, mental health, psychiatric comorbidities, psychological well-being, surgery, transgender community, transgender health, transgender individuals, transgender mental health, transgender research, transgender rights, transgender surgery

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

LOL HAVE U HEARD OF THIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE STUDYING IT! THEY FOUND OUT THAT PLAYING ON THIS SERVER CAN ACTUALLY MAKE U HAPPIER AND LESS CRAZY!

SO IF U WANNA GET RID OF ALL UR PSYCHIATRIC PROBLEMS, JUST HOP ONTO THIS SERVER AND START BUILDING SOME CRAZY SH*T! WHO KNEW THAT BLOCKS COULD BE THE CURE TO ALL UR MENTAL ISSUES?

JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE MAGIC OF MINECRAFT HEALING! NO MORE THERAPY, JUST CREEPERS AND DIAMONDS, BABY!

What is the IP for COLETHEMAN Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3