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NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Votes:	9801
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	684833	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Void Armor Forged:	18
Alien Abductions:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	625915
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Emeralds Found:	6640
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Enchantments Applied:	165	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

ExFriendWeddingDrama

Accommodation, aita, Booked, Bridesmaid, engagement party, ex-friend, ExFriendWeddingDrama, expensive gift, Fight, Food, friendship, kicked out, mutual friends, performing at wedding, Singer, standard fee, traditional wedding gift, travel, wedding band, wedding gift, wedding planning

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	364058	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of wedding planning? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with bridesmaid drama, wedding band battles, and friendship feuds!

Our server offers the unique experience of navigating through wedding planning chaos, where you can choose to be the bridezilla, the disgruntled bridesmaid, or even the wedding band member caught in the middle of it all. Will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior or give in to the pressure of performing for free?

Join now for a chance to roleplay out your wildest wedding scenarios and show off your building skills in creating the ultimate wedding venue. Who needs a traditional gift when you can gift us with your presence on our server? Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this outrageous wedding saga – join today!

TNTropolis Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Deadly bomb blast, explosion, extremism, International, investigation, Israeli police, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Reuters, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, terror threat, Terrorism, terrorist attack, TNTropolis, Tragedy, Unrest, violence

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Farms Harvested:	440	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

hey you! ya you! wanna join a minecraft server that’s more explosive than a terrorist attack in tel aviv? come on down to our server where the only thing blowing up is your mind with all the crazy fun we have! we’ve got more surprises than a bomb blast and more excitement than a police chase! join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime! who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and mayhem right here in our server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

KurskKaboomCraft

border security, border tensions, bridges destroyed, buffer zone, conflict zone, cross-border conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, infrastructure damage, international relations, Kursk region, KurskKaboomCraft, military control, Military operations, peace negotiations, regional stability, security measures, territorial control, Ukraine-Russia border, Ukrainian forces

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Emeralds Found:	8080
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Yo, so there’s this sick Minecraft server where Ukrainian forces are like, tightening control of the Kursk region, but like, in Minecraft world, ya know? They’re building bridges and destroying them, like it’s some crazy game of bridge destruction or something. Join this server if you wanna be part of the action, man! Build bridges, destroy bridges, it’s all good in this wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in a ‘buffer zone’ where things are always intense and exciting? Come join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9856
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Void Armor Forged:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!