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Trump’s Minecraft Server: Nonreciprocal Pact
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RareEarthCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how u always wanted to mine rare earths in minecraft but u could never find them? well guess what, on our server, u can mine all the rare earths u want cuz we got a deal with trump himself! zelenskyy tried to sign it but he was like nah, but don’t worry, we’re still close to making it happen! join our server now and be the richest player ever with all them rare earths! who needs diamonds when u got rare earths, amirite? come join the fun and mine to your heart’s content!
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CraftyCanuckTrading
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!