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NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	168
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Animals Bred:	72	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	154
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	New Chunks Explored:	481814
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6528

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	291
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Emeralds Found:	7252	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!