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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 580 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Votes: | 8582 |
Magic Items Found: | 3697 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?
But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.