Pacific Northwest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Bellevue SMP – Left or Right? – Minecraft SMP

Socialize, get together, Hangout, Community, Bellevue Washington

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense mining competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe, and don’t even get us started on the legendary dance parties in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the ghost of Notch himself haunts our server, leaving behind hidden treasures for those brave enough to find them.

So if you’re near Bellevue, WA and you’re ready for a wild ride, join us on our server and choose your path: Left or Right? Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, fortune favors the bold (and the slightly insane).

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BlockyLife Minecraft Server

Don’t Nod, episodic narrative game, Server, Life is Strange, Bloom & Rage

Join our Minecraft server for an even more sleepy and gay experience than ever before! Just like in Life is Strange, you’ll have the power to rewind time and make new friends like Max Caulfield and Chloe Price. But watch out, because there’s also supernatural powers, violent anger, and world-altering sadness waiting for you. Plus, upcoming merch like Life is Strange: Heatwaves – Out now! So hop on this server for a wild ride full of drama, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of time travel. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll create in this crazy Minecraft world!

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WeddingBlocker2021

Save the Date, Midwest, brother, parents, Disappointment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is turned into epic adventures! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can make your own decisions without any judgment from your in-laws.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped for not attending family events? Well, on our server, you can spend your hard-earned money on virtual items for your kids instead of wasting it on a wedding you have no interest in attending. Plus, you can go on weekend getaways without anyone knowing – except for your kids, of course!

Join us and show off your building skills while avoiding awkward family gatherings. Who needs a wedding when you can build a virtual palace for your kids instead? Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for choosing virtual adventures over family drama. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can be the hero of your own story!

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NaziHavenMC Server

white separatism, extremism, Server, hate crimes, Northern Idaho

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

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WestCoastCraft

North America, Washington, landscape, Pacific Northwest, Northwestern United States

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

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CableCraft: Sub-Zone Soundz

CableCraft, SubZone, soundz, data, Vessel

so like, imagine this, right? you join our minecraft server and it’s like going on a wild adventure on a boat, but instead of just sailing around, you’re listening to the seafloor like a spy or something. we got this super long cable that we drag along the ocean floor and we’re like, “what’s up, tectonic plates, spill the tea!”

you gotta join our server because we’re uncovering all the secrets of the Cascadia Subduction Zone, like we’re basically detectives but in the ocean. who knows what kind of crazy stuff we’ll find down there? maybe Atlantis or a giant squid or something.

so yeah, if you wanna be part of a top-secret mission to uncover the mysteries of the deep, then join our minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Crafty Oregonians

Oregon girls, Crafty, WOMENS RIGHTS, Oregon pride, west coast

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Sluts of Oregon! Why should you join this wild server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep in the forests of Oregon, there lies a group of Minecraft players who are known for their outrageous builds and even more outrageous personalities. They have created a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to hosting wild parties in virtual nightclubs.

But that’s not all – the Sluts of Oregon are also known for their epic PvP battles, where players fight each other with diamond swords while wearing nothing but leather thongs. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then look no further than Sluts of Oregon. Join us and become part of the madness today!

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YOLOcraft: One Life Only

cultured people, Adventure, life opportunities, innawoods, city life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you only get ONE CHANCE AT LIFE! If you weren’t born in the Pacific Northwest, then you’re in luck, because this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails. We’ve got more cultured people than a fancy cheese shop, innawoods adventures that will make you question reality, and occasional spooks that will keep you on your toes (literally, because you’ll be running for your life). So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server this side of the digital universe!

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CraftyCleanFILNoob

meal train, family dynamics, elder care, sils, family conflict

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

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BlockyBrainz Minecraft Server

childhood gullibility, childhood beliefs, childhood tales, childhood stories, childhood myths

Remember when you thought that if you dug straight down in Minecraft you would end up in China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us for a chance to dig your way to China and experience the wonders of the Great Wall while fighting off creepers with chopsticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own government and currency. Trade with them for rare items and uncover the truth behind their bacon obsession.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Build a house out of gummy bears and fend off zombie gingerbread men in this sugary sweet land.

So come on down to our server and let your childhood fantasies run wild! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky world.

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