Pacific Northwest MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ClassifiedCraft Minecraft Server

military investigation, military security, classified documents, Treason, US soldiers

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you want to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the government is trying to shut it down? well, look no further cuz we got the server for you!

imagine this: three US soldiers from the Pacific NW got caught sharing classified military info with China, but do you know where they were communicating? that’s right, on our Minecraft server! talk about next level espionage, amirite?

join our server and you might just uncover some top secret government intel while building your dream castle or fighting off creepers. who needs WikiLeaks when you have our Minecraft server, amirite?

so come on, join now and be a part of the most scandalous Minecraft server in the world. just don’t tell anyone we told you about the whole soldiers and China thing, okay? it’s our little secret 😉.

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Otter Tribes United

ecosystem restoration, wildlife management, Pacific Northwest, Endangered species, USFWS

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where sea otters are like, the rulers of the land. You gotta join this server because these otters are on a mission to take over the Pacific Northwest, bro. They got tribes and non-profit partners backing them up, it’s gonna be wild.

Scientific studies have shown that it’s totally possible to bring back these otters to the Oregon coast and Northern California. So, like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this epic otter takeover? Join now and be a part of history in the making, dude. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with cute little otters all day in Minecraft? It’s gonna be otterly awesome, trust me.

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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

cute, Cuties, CHUBBY, Pacific Northwest, voluptuous

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

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EnigmaCraft 1.21.3

chloe price, Life is Strange General, Before the Storm, rewind time, irrepressible fear

Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s crazier than a time-traveling lesbian love story? It’s like Life is Strange, but with creepers and blocky landscapes. Join us and rewind time to build the most epic creations with your new bff Chloe.

But wait, there’s more! Before the Storm is like a prequel where you can be a troubled, isolated queer teen and make friends with demons. And in True Colors, you get to play as Alex Chen, a woman with a bountiful ass and supernatural powers. Plus, you might end up marrying Steph.

Lost Records is coming soon, so get in on the action before everyone else. It’s gonna be more mind-bending than trying to figure out the Life is Strange timeline. Join now and let’s build a world full of hella gay adventures and hidden demons.

Steam links included for extra convenience, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get blocky, baby!

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Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

test, Country, Pacific Northwest, PNW USA, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

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Seattle Area Anons Minecraft SMP

Connect, Gathering, Network, smp, Socialize

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the Seattle area anons out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and diamond-encrusted creepers. They fought valiantly, using nothing but enchanted potatoes as weapons, and emerged victorious, their pockets overflowing with riches. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who control the economy, a roller coaster made entirely out of obsidian, and a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris? Yeah, you heard that right.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure in the world of Minecraft, come join us on our server and become part of the craziest community of Seattle area anons you’ll ever meet! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Late Night Seattle Minecraft SMP Fun

night time, local ], night owls unite, Seattle night owls, Sleepless

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! We have a player who once built a replica of the Space Needle in Seattle entirely out of diamond blocks, just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the mysterious player who goes by the name “Nightowl” and only plays at midnight, wreaking havoc on unsuspecting villagers. Join us if you dare, and see if you can uncover the secrets lurking in the shadows of our wacky world!

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

FANFICS, Server, true colors, Photo Gallery, Pacific Northwest

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as hella gay as Max Caulfield in Life is Strange? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us and rewind time like a pro while forming unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons, just like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber in Before the Storm.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay, just like Alex Chen in True Colors. Get ready for moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in one epic Minecraft adventure!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got an upcoming game called Lost Records: Bloom & Rage that will blow your mind. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and freeze a dream to last until another dawn – because why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, just like the Pacific Northwest in Arcadia Bay. See you there!

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Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

Max Caulfield, LGBTQ Representation, Pacific Northwest, smp, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

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Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1199

Deck Nine, friendship, Supernatural powers, Life is Strange, Minecraft

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our server where you can rewind time like Max Caulfield, form unlikely friendships like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber, and unleash supernatural powers like Alex Chen.

But wait, there’s more! In our upcoming expansion, Lost Records: Bloom & Rage, you’ll dive even deeper into the mysterious world of Arcadia Bay. And don’t forget to check out our latest merch, Life is Strange: Heatwaves – it’s hotter than a Creeper explosion!

So why join our server? Because where else can you build, explore, and unravel the mysteries of time and space all in one place? Plus, our photo gallery and fanfic compilation will keep you entertained for hours. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Join now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality itself!

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