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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 657 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 515 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this – two players, armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive pickles, facing off in a battle to the death. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!
And let’s not forget about our exclusive VIP lounge, where players can relax and unwind in a hot tub filled with melted cheese. Yes, you read that correctly. Melted. Cheese.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, craziest, most butt-tastic adventure of your life! Remember, in this business, you either shit or fart. Choose wisely.