Paa3 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Switch Kids Craft Land

Childhood, Craft, digital age, electronic devices, Entertainment, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming devices, handheld consoles, handheld devices, Handheld Gaming, interactive play, Kids, Land, Mobile Gaming, modern technology, nintendo switch, Nostalgia, portable gaming, screen time, Switch, Technology, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	1886
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Animals Bred:	28
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Hack Bacteria Attack!

antibiotic resistance, Attack, Attack Cancer, Bacteria, bioengineering, biotechnology, Cancer, cancer treatment, genetic engineering, Hack, HACKING, Hacking Bacteria, immunotherapy, medical technology, microbiology, oncology, Precision medicine, Synthetic Biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor targeting

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Mines Excavated:	2169	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Void Gems Collected:	32

Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

PureSkyBlock

base protection, bedrock, Clans, Cross-Play, Custom Gear, Custom Tools, custom weapons, Discord, Dungeons, Fun, Join, more enchants, one block, OneBlock, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, talismans

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Towns Built:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

What we got to offer!

Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

185.206.148.132

Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

acceptance, Closeted, coming out, Crafty, denial, fear, Gay, Hiding, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Minecraft, repression, Secrets, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-realization, Server, Sexuality, shame, Support

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magic Items Found:	3282	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	56
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	314	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchantments Applied:	218	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Star Shards Collected:	108	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Projections Made:	4	New Chunks Explored:	347290
Love Letters Sent:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!